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[kehs]

Everything needs an anti-thesis so, on the heels of this hot thread, what's the secret to getting perma banned?

I sanction this thread a safe-heaven for anybody with multiple accounts to speak out about past regressions and sins.

I'll start.

It's been almost a decade, but I got caught with an avatar that was a very subtle bannable offense.

What about you?

 

[remnant]

I think blaming kids for getting raped might get you banned

If only this thread was around yesterday.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Everything needs an anti-thesis so, on the heels of this hot thread, what's the secret to getting perma banned?

I sanction this thread a safe-heaven for anybody with multiple accounts to speak out about past regressions and sins.

I'll start.

It's been almost a decade, but I got caught with an avatar that was a very subtle bannable offense.

What about you?

So what you're saying is that you were perma'd and this is your alt?

You may want to re-think this thread.

 

[UFRA]

Wait what?

Isn't having multiple accounts/ban dodging a perma bannable offense in itself?

 

[Valnen]

Wait what?

Isn't having multiple accounts/ban dodging a perma bannable offense in itself?

That must be the joke.

 

[Fry]

I think he was joking.

But that is a nice way to answer his own thread. :lol

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

So what you're saying is that you were perma'd and this is your alt?

You may want to re-think this thread.

Probably has an alt for the alt

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[G-Fex]

I think you just activated your own trap card on yourself.

 

[kehs]

Wait, I thought there was an amnesty grace period.

oh shi.....

 

[Deleted member 102362]

You say "the secret" like there's only one way to get permabanned from NeoGAF.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Wait, I thought there was an amnesty grace period.

oh shi.....

:lol :lol :lol

This thread is fucking GOLD.

 

[I H8 Memes]

I think blaming kids for getting raped might get you banned

If only this thread was around yesterday.

For context.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=40046367#post40046367

I think the children who were sexually assaulted are also to be blamed. Why not report the incident after it happened? What about the school officials?

If I was a mod I would have unbanned him 5 minutes later just so I could ban him again.

 

[UFRA]

Well this was fun guys. Let's do it again some time.

 

[Cyan]

Ask Chitown.

 

[Fry]

I think you just activated your own trap card on yourself.

 

[Switters]

Hello, It's time I came clean. I'm Fistfullofmetal. Try and ban me now, suckers.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

 

[kehs]

Ask Chitown.

Chitown got permed?

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[Izick]

Trap hole.

 

[clemenx]

I thought this was going to be an account suicide thread.

Or is it?

 

[Cyan]

Chitown got permed?

showmetheposts.gif

Every thread he starts results in at least one ban.

Some day everyone will be banned, and only he will remain standing.

I thought this was going to be an account suicide thread.

Or is it?

If Copernicus isn't joking about having been perm'd before, then it is.

 

[Syph Medwes]

Wait, I thought there was an amnesty grace period.

oh shi.....

only for GAF Gold members

 

[kehs]

Every thread he starts results in at least one ban.

Some day everyone will be banned, and only he will remain standing.

Oh, haha, I thought he had been banned for support The Boondocks or something.

cyan: keep it down, don't blow up my spot.

 

[hateradio]

Hello, It's time I came clean. I'm Fistfullofmetal. Try and ban me now, suckers.

Prove it.

Do you have the Portman pics to prove it?

 

[Kazerei]

porn.jpg

 

[Cyan]

cyan: keep it down, don't blow up my spot.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Prove it.

Do you have the Portman pics to prove it?

He didn't even spell the account name correctly, and I doubt he has fifty dollars.

 

[Einchy]

Hello, It's time I came clean. I'm Fistfullofmetal. Try and ban me now, suckers.

I'm Fistfullofmetal!

 

[cubanb]

I thought I saw this thread a couple weeks ago.

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Well racism always has a defense force. It seems the mods are more sensitive about sexism though.

Which makes it even more hilarious that that one dude got banned for making fun of Evilore's ass-grabbery.

 

[FO-totality]

Everything needs an anti-thesis so, on the heels of this hot thread, what's the secret to getting perma banned?

I sanction this thread a safe-heaven for anybody with multiple accounts to speak out about past regressions and sins.

I'll start.

It's been almost a decade, but I got caught with an avatar that was a very subtle bannable offense.

What about you?

 

[hateradio]

I thought I saw this thread a couple weeks ago.

That's the how not to get permabanned thread, this is how to get permabanned thread.

 

[Joates]

Wait, the OP supposedly had an alt permabanned for having a "subtle bannable offense" avatar?

 

[Acerac]

Perhaps the mods won't notice the OP.

That happens frequently around here, right?

 

[kehs]

I really did mean to do the 100. =(

It's really not bannable anymore, times-a-changing.

 

[Order]

Ultimate thread backfire

 

[mysticwhip]

hahhahahahaa

 

[hateradio]

Ultimate thread backfire

Don't worry, we'll see him again in a different form in a different time in a different the same place.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'm one of Copernicus' many alts

 

[kehs]

I'm one of Copernicus' many alts

Me too.

 

[injurai]

I'm one of Copernicus' many alts

i'm onto your reverse psychology...

 

[blame space]

insult video game companies

 

[Takao]

Hello, It's time I came clean. I'm Fistfullofmetal. Try and ban me now, suckers.

have you paypaled money to evilore yet

 

[Princess Viola]

This thread.

 

[Fry]

I'm one of Copernicus' many alts

Baconsaurus
Copernicus

Hmm...

 

[kehs]

insult video game companies

Doesn't work man. M$ and Nintendon't are still heralded as awesome entities by the powers that be.

Baconsaurus
Copernicus

Hmm...

What kind of man exposes?

No man.

 

[MattKeil]

Glad to have found this thread just as dinner is delivered.

 

[Mahonay]

Baconsaurus
Copernicus

Hmm...

 

[blame space]

the only answers are long-term, or explicitly vulgar.