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I enjoyed reading those Mount and Blade stories. I especially liked the story of Betty and her lust for Wander. BTW HTown, how did you get that chain shirt. Seems a bit expensive for someone who keeps losing recruits.
 
The Sega Saturn challenge. :-P

Shining Force 3
Elevator Action Returns
Guardian Heroes
Albert Odyssey

Street Fighter Alpha 3
Astal
Three Dirty Dwarves
Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3
Radiant Silvergun
Nights Into Dreams

I like every game in that one. :-P

Note: Where is my Rocket Knights or Scary Girl.
 
I enjoyed reading those Mount and Blade stories. I especially liked the story of Betty and her lust for Wander. BTW HTown, how did you get that chain shirt. Seems a bit expensive for someone who keeps losing recruits.

I got lucky and it dropped off of a group of bandits in one of the battles where I lost all my other dudes, lol

They may have been deserters instead of bandits.
 
*Tries to open Dungeons Of Dredmor*

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What do, GAF?
 
Contest #25 Surf the Audio Beat (Beat Hazard/Audiosurf)
Beat Hazard and Audiosurf are currently 70 and 75% off, so they are rather cheap to get. We'll divide this contest into two parts with 2 winners each. There are demos for the games and if you only want to enter the contest, you can dl the demo and play it up to 4 times, then the demo ends. Make sure to grab a screenshot of your highscore before the demo expires.

#25-1 Highscore THIS on Beat Hazard

Any swearing is to directed into the direction of A Human Becoming for wanting us to highscore this song:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/70397209/Steam%20Sale%20Song%20(Nicki%20Minaj%20-%20Starships%20Gaben%20Parody).mp3

- Contest runs until the next batch of daily deals goes up, so tomorrow 7pm GMT+2, might extend if we need more time
- Download this song and play it on Beat Hazard
- Single Player, Standard Mode, any difficulty (higher difficulty=better score), NO PERKS
- 1 win for the best score, another one for a random entry
- Screenshot of your Highscore, only use your own screen!
- You can enter the random draw of this contest with an Audiosurf screenshot, highscoring is only Beat Hazard though.
- I'll throw in a random gift for the best Highscore on Hardcore too. , so its now 3 gifts here.

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#25-2 Wasfuersohr Find a Beat challenge

This challenge is generously sponsered by ME. :p Dont hit me guys, but I couldnt resist sneaking my free music blog in here. I beg for forgiveness. Go over to www.wasfuersohr.blogspot.com, click the Reviews by Genre button in the top bar and select a genre you might like. Choose any album, no matter which one, download it (for free), by clicking the bandcamp link and play one song in either Audiosurf or Beat Hazard.

- Screenshot your results
- Enjoy the new free music you just downloaded, feedback about the songs you just played appreciated
- no rules
- 2 random winners from all entries

Have fun!
 
My Beat Hazard try for Hardcore:

Was way too easy to get through though, so I guess people shooting for the top spot will need to take a look at the insane difficulty setting.
 
Contest #26 MS Paint: (One of your) Favorite Videogame moment(s) OR Writing Challenge: Impressions on another game you have not yet played
Since its the last day, I wanted to give you guys a choice for the creative challenge, to do what you liked the most of the ones we already did :) Any of these will count toward your contest submission for the last contest. The paint topic is sort of a GAF classic, so I thought its rather appropriate to use it to end our contest with.

- dont steal anyone elses work
- have fun!
- Keep it SFW
- Original work created for this contest!
- 2 random winners this time, as I wont have time to do the voting thing tomorrow and will need to ensure that whoever is taking over for tomorrow wont have too much to do.
- Submit your entries until the last daily deals come up, 7 pm GMT+2.
- Feel free to do both for fun

Well then, I guess thats it for our contests. It was fun coming up with new stuff, but I am also sort of glad we are done with this marathon for now :)
 
Is #25-1 only for Beat Hazard or both?

Only Beat Hazard, since I didnt want to have 3 games today with highscore challenges (hell for the ones sorting all the entries and I wont have too much time for that tomorrow. Sorry.
I'll add a rule that making an Audiosurf run with that song will at least enter you into the random entry though.
 
How the heck do you even get so many?

Hm? My Highscore? That wasnt hard at all. Just collect everything, shoot at everything and avoid everything. Timely placed smartbombs in between (right mouse click). You need to ensure not to get hit, then your multiplier stays up.

Or did you mean perks? Just continue playing, you unlock these as you go. Played 7 hours so far.
 

Mine so far. Will keep this post updated, so hopefully you won't start the counting until the end!

Edit: LOL. ^ Might as well quit now. I haven't even unlocked the higher difficulties!
 
PM's to the ones gifting todays gifts went out. Winners: Please contact me tomorrow if you have not been contacted by anyone.

Mine so far. Will keep this post updated, so hopefully you won't start the counting until the end!

Don't worry ;) Feel free to post in the thread that this post has been updated though. Makes it easier to follow.
 
Contest #26 Videogame Impressions.

Let me tell you about this ARMA 2 game. It's trash. This is the game that fully utilizes the keyboard. ARMA 2 is QWOP: The Army Simulator for PC. There is a good chance there is a button dedicated to inhaling and another for exhaling. You probably have to press those buttons while running so you don't run out of breath while wiggling two joysticks back and forth to pump your arms. I haven't even described the potential insanity of using the numpad to twist your neck and moving the mouse to direct your eyes (pray you don't role a character with a lazy eye).

There is also this mod thing called Day Z that nerds are talking about. Frankly, it's just more Walking Dead fanfic trash that those kids eat up. You walk around and are pretty much invincible because the plot demands it... or so I've heard. I'm too cultured and spend most of my nights having laid to really have a clue..

Here is a picture of your average Day Z fan's room:
Notice the lack of people.

That's the gist of ARMA 2 and Day Z.
 
#25-1 Highscore THIS
I did this before realising it was meant to be beat hazard only. I still endured the song though so consider this an entry for the random draw :p
#25-2 Wasfuersohr Find a Beat challenge
Downloaded "Real Life Colour" by Magic Man. Great album, enjoyed it enough to play through all the songs. The most fun was probably Nest which is pictured above, liked speeding down the descents on that one.
 
#25-1 Highscore THIS

I did this before realising it was meant to be beat hazard only. I still endured the song though so consider this an entry for the random draw :p
#25-2 Wasfuersohr Find a Beat challenge

Downloaded "Real Life Colour" by Magic Man. Great album, enjoyed it enough to play through all the songs. The most fun was probably Nest which is pictured above, liked speeding down the descents on that one.

Great choice. My favourite album on the blog (and last year overall). Here is the link if anyone else is interested.
 
Dumb question but how do you unlock difficulties in Beat Hazard?

I think you unlock these upon level up. I will go back and change the contest to Hardcore and Insane though. Unlocking the last difficulty takes up way too much time.

Edit: Changed the contest post. Read the read words.
 
Actually, guys. I'll throw in a random gift for the best Highscore on Hardcore too. Alright, so now its 2 gifts for all difficulties + 1 gift for the best score on Hardcore!
 
Right, the one contest where it turns out not reviewing any metal for blog has come back to bite me in the ass.

edit: nothing to see here, move along.
 
Right, the one contest where it turns out not reviewing any metal for blog has come back to bite me in the ass.

Just a suggestion, if we want to keep this as 'GAF' as possible we should all take a stab at Agent Whiskers album, but that's up to all who decide to play.

Nice idea, but I think I am in favor of having people search for something they might like based on the genre.
 
Toma, tried to PM you and remembered your inbox is full. I'll accept the games, they have homes (and thanks Keropon/Calidor!)

Anyways, Dredmor Challenge
Contest #24

Haven't played this in a year, and there's been multiple patches, and I bought dlc.
And I picked random.
Oh boy.

So off the bat, here's my catastrophe of a skill set:
Archery: Alright
Thrown weapons: Redundant with archery
Psionics: Actually pretty good since I have no other magic; It debilitates enemies
Assassination: But not the bow and shuriken kind; I don't think this works at all for me
Smithing: To make iron throwing daggers very inefficiently with
Killer Vegan: keeps me healthy/free food (never had before)
Demonologist: Anti-demon magic, seems great later, but I'm probably going to die before that.

And I have no starting armor (but do have some cheese.)

Onwar-
Quickly, I learned your stats plummet if you attack animals as a vegan. Doh.

However, veganism also makes all animals passive, and I can control one to make murder it's kin for XP! Honestly, if it weren't for this, I would've ran out of bolts/daggers and died before getting to the stairs
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"Diggle pierces the Diggle!"

And after nearly dying to numerous poison arrow traps, I reached the stairs! However, next to the stairs, was a mysterious portal. And mysterious means loot, right?

Wrong! I entered and died instantly.
I don't know what to think.
 
Toma, tried to PM you and remembered your inbox is full. I'll accept the games, they have homes (and thanks Keropon/Calidor!)

Dont worry, of course I cleaned my pm box in the meantime. The one gifting you has been contacted a few hours ago.
 
#24

Decided to pick random skills to show how good I was.

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Should have done the tutorial too...

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Now I understand...but you should not attack shop keepers

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#25-1

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#25-2

Tried It's Okay by The first chairs

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How long did it take you to unlock Insane?

I think I played it a bit before the contest, like 40-50 minutes and when I ranked up, the ability to unlock was there. So not too much playtime


I guess Insane is okay now?

Edit: I mean Suicidal?
 
Alright, my random draw got me:

Unarmed Combat
Shield Bearer
Berserker Rage
Viking Wizardry
Wand Lore
Archaeology
Piracy

So all in all, a fairly good brawler. I cleared floor 1 with no difficulty, but just when I was about to leave floor 2 for floor 3, I came across my very first monster zoo ever. I ran back up the nearby stairs to floor 1 and had to find another way down to avoid the monsters. Finally, I made it to floor 3 - only to be killed immediately.

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Still, along the way I managed to complete two quests for Inconsequensia and kill more zombies than I thought existed.
 
Highest score: 109520

So I started with a random skill set and well... It did not work out. The lack of ranged attacks was pretty annoying. I almost had full health when I attacked that Eely and I was in my werediggle form
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Next I used a chosen skillset, but I never played with the demonologist skills before
I was doing very good, only problems I had was a named monster on the first floor when I was still level 1. I could spawn zombies from the corpses of my enemies, so I had a small legion of friendly zombies following. I was pretty good in melee, so I was never really at risk. I made the same mistake as LargePad, I went into the mysterious portal (is this new? I hadn't encountered it before).

The first creature was a golem that half my health in one hit, yikes. I kept running around and attacked him with some wands and my mace. After beating him, I opened the door and was greeted with a gnome. He died in one hit. Next I saw a Thrusty. At least I though it was a Thrusty, but it was something else, a Creep-Creep. He hit me like six times in one turn, wtf. Byebye Dark Terror
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New random skill set, I'm doing pretty well. I'm level 11 and on floor 5. The main problem is that I have severe mana shortages at big mobs (Also the first door I opened on floor 2 was a monster zoo). There were a couple of moments where I nearly died. One was a nasty set of traps on . I also survived a tharmeurtite whatever it's called trap. I thought I wouldnt survive, but I did :O
 
#26

Since I can't draw, I'll use the power of words.

Warlock - Master of the Arcane

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This game represents my steam sales day 1 "breaking the seal" purchase. I had not really heard of it before the sales, but the combination of Civ 5 + magic + wizards and so on caught my attention and the price seemed to be about right.

Luckily, it wasn't a wasted purchase like so many other games this sale. Whilst it doesn't win any friends for originality, it does score big on what matters, getting me to invest time in the game. It is accessible, the mechanics are easy to understand and make sense and you quickly fall into 'one more turn' mode as you want to charge up a spell to see the results.

I don't expect it to last as long as a civ 4 or 5, it just does not have the depth. But this is more than ok, because these games are measured not in the hours you play (because they are always so huge) but in getting you to actually play it. For this, Warlock comes highly recommended.
 
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