Feeling pretty exhausted today, but I’ll try to crack some jokes or something.
This is where Final Fantasy IV’s story ends. It’s too bad, but at least it ends on a high note because the raid on Fabul was pretty cool.
Last time,
Tommy unleashed the Dragonzord on Fabul and Golbez won the war.
Fabul
Today we’re going to regroup. King from FFType-0 is apparently wounded. So we’re going to do the best thing to do in that situation: steal the kingdom’s treasures.
Batman is finally all decked out in Black Armour.
Rubbing alcohol, you mean?
By the way, if this White Mage’s magic isn’t as good as Beer’s, that says something about Fabul’s health care system
entirely. It must be garbage. King, dude, what are you doing? Where is your money going? Beer just learned Cure 2 and she’d recently learned Life 1! C’mon.
Unless the White Mage usually administers Karate Power / FFT’s Chakra to wounds.
While we’re here, let’s go see Donnie’s wife.
I can’t help but to feel she’s being a little disingenuous because she knows Donnie could take everyone on by himself.
Strongest Final Fantasy female, confirmed.
This affirms that Baron is the only nation in the world with airships. It probably means that they’re a recent invention because it would be utterly selfish of Baron to keep this technology to themselves, I feel. Especially in peace times. It depends on when the King of Baron went crazy, though.
King used to be a really good Karate so he apparently fought on the front lines or something. Now that’s what I call a King! Oy, Bolton, take note!
Since Donnie’s wife is busy fixing up her dented frying pans in their room in the castle, I guess we need to stay at the Inn.
We must rescue
all of the beer. And it is reiterated that Baron’s the only nation with airships. Airships > Every Other Ship.
Baron’s Sea Power is no match for Fabul’s Sea Power. Anyway, I kind of have a problem with this. Baron has just initiated an attack on Fabul and stole its crystal. Fair enough. This is an act of war. They didn’t declare war on anyone, though.
But wouldn’t sending an official ship from Fabul carrying a gang of dudes with a political coup or something in mind also constitute an open act of war, and will pretty much be a declaration of war? Is anyone at all thinking tactically or are thinking of the political ramifications of this act?
No one?
And what’s going to stop Baron’s light sea patrol from spotting the ship with a scope, alerting the Red Wings, and having the Red Wings bomb it to smithereens?
Who’s Baron’s military tactician?
No, wait. Does
Fabul even have a damn military tactician? What kind of fool staged a defensive strategy where the enemies were allowed to get into the castle unintentionally?
Right, I’m playing Final Fantasy IV. I forgot. Sorry.
No, together you swore to overthrow the King or something. This would have made for a better story focus, but alas…
Even Bolton knows this conversation is getting awkward and is going nowhere. Thank goodness.
In the morning, we meet up with the bedridden King.
Oh lord, does this mean that King is the Fabul military strategist? Help us. Someone. I certainly hope that ship is disguised in Baronian flags or something because saying that you’re coming from Fabul to the Baronian Sea Power Military might not be a good idea.
Even if we’re going on a cargo ship and are smuggling Batman and everyone else in as supplies or as sailors, I don’t think sending a ship from your territory into enemy territory would be the brightest thing to do unless you have a white flag attached to your ship.
But Batman’s the only Dark Knight? Why are King’s articles mixed up in this dialogue sequence? And who is "
The True Evil"?
Anyway, the Black Sword (now Batman’s all decked out in black!) is Batman’s strongest weapon as a Dark Knight. It can instakill some enemies if they’re weak against that. We’re going to take full advantage of that whenever possible.
If Golbez acquires all the ships? Yeah, he’d be able to be in charge of all of the world’s trade and travel routes if he has both the Airships and every nation’s sea ships at his command.
Because Batman can now instakill lots of stuff, we should take everyone’s equipment off. They won’t need it anymore. >.>
Poseidon’s in this game?! We’d better not be all “lol, the gods, they suck” otherwise Poseidon’s going to blow us clear across the world away from our destination.
We’re on a boat.
Hey Cid!
Batman and everyone else showing Donnie’s wife the attention and respect she deserves as a Karate. Basically she wants Donnie to kick a lot of ass as soon as we get to Baron. Oh, I certainly hope we kick a lot of ass too.
I didn’t capture it, but there’s this nice part where Donnie’s wife waves goodbye while we set off for Baron. It’s nice. Operation Beer Get is now in effect.
Also, “HOY”.
“OOOOOYYYY” would have been acceptable.
Main Theme of Final Fantasy IV
There’s something I’ve always loved about old video game music and sound effects. Whenever there’s a lot of sound effects going on, one of the channels in the music would be subdued or dropped in favour of playing the sound effect. We’ve got sailing sounds going on right now, so the percussion is dropped and it makes the BGM very mellow and fitting of what’s going on right now.
Whether it’s intentional or not, it’s a very nice effect.
I’ll fully admit that I used to just move the cursor up and down menus to create this effect for a lot of BGMs in various games on older platforms.
Help us with what? Finding a new brand of beer? Hooking us up with an airship? Taking Baron down from the inside (which would be the best idea in the world, seriously)? I hope it’s the last option!
I’ve always wondered if this was the game’s way of showing that Bolton can experience omens or something. Obviously it’s supposed to be like that.
Or he’s just a little baby who doesn’t think a pirate’s life is a life for him. Faris > Bolton.
Suddenly, the ship begins to shake.
What’s that tentacle doing there sticking out of the ocean? We’d killed the Octomamm a few hours ago!
I just love how the sailors are saying a piece one by one just to make it seem like they matter in this entire affair.
Bomb Ring
Damn you, character limits!
I always thought the sprite made Leviathan look like a prehistoric skeletal creature.
Oh, and there's this kinda funny part where the ship's crew is scrambling around, the captain tells them to 'stop it!', and then they stop for a few seconds only to panic again.
In case you didn’t notice, Clair got thrown into the ocean. Donnie jumps in to save her as we approach a maelstrom. I can’t recall seeing any nets or anything on that ship so I don’t think they’re going to come back. An utter shame. Clair deserves more than this, dammit.
Bolton just loses his balance and falls down.
By the way, I don’t think Batman’s very concerned about his party members. He just walks towards people or events as they happen. He’s more concerned with his beer. As a real Dark Knight should be.
Everyone, including the ship, are drawn into the vortex. We've finished before we've even started anything. I think Leviatan and Baron's Sea Power Military are in cahoots. Batman didn't know a thing about Baron's Naval Military, did he?
Welp, Batman’s dead, you guys.
This can’t be how it ends, right? Square wouldn’t have the balls to just kill the main hero and his friends off like that.
You’ll have to play the sequel “Final Fantasy IV: Batman’s Dying Dream” to get the full story!
Next time, we’ll start playing
Batman’s Dying Dream.