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[shuri]

My personal choice is.. Tit F*cking! You slide your dingalong between your partner's breasts until satisfaction is achieved! Generous breasts are required for this move.

Last night my partner was like LETS TRY THIS, I was like "Sure, looks fun" and she proceeded to grab my reproductive organ and slide it between her breasts, going up and down. Within 20 seconds we actually said at the same time it was the dumbest sex position ever. It's awkward as hell and we ended up laughing for 5 minutes straight before trying it again. There's the variant where you sit on her belly and pump away between the boobs, or the version where you lay on your back and she goes on top and rubs while holding them together. Both are hilariously stupid feeling.

It was seriously the most awkward moment ever and completely unsexy. It looked so much fun in porn!

Gaffers, share your experiences

 

[snoopeasystreet]

anal

 

[reKon]

her breasts must be more generous

 

[ChuyMasta]

anal.

Yeup.....

 

[Nickovic]

Brag thread? Brag thread. Not even stealth.

 

[Zee-Row]

I've never done anal , i just don't like the idea of fecal matter on my dick.

 

[kitchenmotors]

My personal choice is.. Tit F*cking! You slide your dingalong between your partner's breasts until satisfaction is achieved! Generous breasts are required for this move.

Last night my partner was like LETS TRY THIS, I was like "Sure, looks fun" and she proceeded to grab my reproductive organ and slide it between her breasts, going up and down. Within 20 seconds we actually said at the same time it was the dumbest sex position ever. It's awkward as hell and we ended up laughing for 5 minutes straight before trying it again. There's the variant where you sit on her belly and pump away between the boobs, or the version where you lay on your back and she goes on top and rubs while holding them together. Both are hilariously stupid feeling.

It was seriously the most awkward moment ever and completely unsexy. It looked so much fun in porn!

Gaffers, share your experiences

Wat. This post makes no sense to me.

I thought you were a girl... that was all over Feep in the NeoGAF Tinychat?

 

[thefit]

anal

Wat? Sorry that's a deal breaker.

 

[KillGore]

What's the problem with anal? just use enough lube and it feels good as fuck

I've never done anal , i just don't like the idea of fecal matter on my dick.

Simple: wear a condom

 

[Feep]

Wat. This post makes no sense to me.

I thought you were a girl... that was all over Feep in the NeoGAF Tinychat?

:O

 

[Delio]

Wat. This post makes no sense to me.

I thought you were a girl... that was all over Feep in the NeoGAF Tinychat?

 

[TimeEffect]

Wat. This post makes no sense to me.

I thought you were a girl... that was all over Feep in the NeoGAF Tinychat?

We have a tinychat??

 

[Zee-Row]

What's the problem with anal? just use enough lube and it feels good as fuck



Simple: wear a condom

I don't like to step on shit outside even when I have my shoes on.

 

[kitchenmotors]

:O

Wow...

Thread derailed. What's the real story here?

 

[RumblingRosco]

OP is doing it wrong.

You sit or lay near edge of bed. Girl with "generous breasts" kneels on the floor in front of you and with either spit or lube slides your "reproductive organ" between said "generous breasts."

 

[Stet]

whoa, sausage fest

 

[Delio]

We have a tinychat??

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431004

 

[KillGore]

I don't like to step on shit outside even when I have my shoes on.

Walking is not an orgasmic feeling/experience for me

 

[agrajag]

tittyfucking actually works better with fake boobs

 

[TimeEffect]

OH MY GOD! SOMEONE SAID MY NAME ON THE INTERNET! Who said that?

Alright, nevermind, didn't mean to derail.

 

[kitchenmotors]

We have a tinychat??

http://www.tinychat.com/tinygaffers

Yep. There's a thread too. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=431004

 

[snoopeasystreet]

Wat? Sorry that's a deal breaker.

thefit
kids poo a lot

 

[Kisaya]

Wat. This post makes no sense to me.

I thought you were a girl... that was all over Feep in the NeoGAF Tinychat?

CALLED OUT.

 

[thefit]

Maybe by breasts he meant butcheeks u can draw nipples on them and they kinda look like boobs

 

[Sai-kun]

wow that is some OG tinychat

 

[TommyT]

hahaha damn.


also - Delio, you don't look like your avatar. Time to grow out those golden locks!

wow that is some OG tinychat

I need to get up on some tinychat if you're in there ;D.

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

69, it just isn't very practical.

 

[sfedai0]

In OP's defense, he/she never mentions penis. So it could have been a strap-on.

 

[kitchenmotors]

wow that is some OG tinychat

Old school bit... cunt.

 

[Vermillion]

Thread interesting.

 

[Stet]

69, it just isn't very practical.

Whaaaat don't rag on the best oral position ever motherfucker

 

[Delio]

Old school bit... cunt.

 

[lordfroakie]

 

[trinest]

I've never done anal , i just don't like the idea of fecal matter on my dick.

Well don't ride bearback.

 

[kitchenmotors]

Party Pig will return soon!

 

[KillGore]

69, it just isn't very practical.

whaaat? 69 is amazing

 

[FStop7]

Reverse piledriver

spider monkey

and tit fucking is completely dumb, I don't even understand what the turn on is.

 

[Kisaya]

 

[shortyme]

I've never done anal , i just don't like the idea of fecal matter on my dick.

Try this?
(maybe NSFW)

 

[RionaaM]

69, it just isn't very practical.

Oh c'mon, you're just ruining one of my fantasies

 

[thefit]

So so far its no to

Anal

Tattie banging

69


...let me guess u don't turn on the light either. SMH

 

[wenis]

where she's laying on her back on the floor with her bottom propped against the bed and you angle downwards as you penetrate her.

Dumb move

anything involving more flexibility than needed. the novelty wears off "great you can get your legs behind your head... ill just bend my weiner into the shape of a dog and then I'll fuck you".

dumb

throat fucking

dumb

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Scat.

 

[Delio]

 

[Loona]

69, it just isn't very practical.

It's certainly less boring than just having oral done on you - sure it's nice, but I prefer to be able to retribute in some way at the same time, which is tricky if she's in a position where i can practically only reach her head.

 

[Seanspeed]

Titty fucking is cool if the girl has big enough boobs. You've also gotta use some lube in between em for it to really feel good. If she doesn't, then its cool, plenty of other stuff to do.

For me, I know its not a porn-specific thing, but talking dirty is a turn-off. It just feels really fake. I remember breaking out laughing when a girl started saying, "Bulldoze my pussy, yea, bulldoze it!". Seriously, I dont need encouragement. I get what I'm supposed to be doing. I dont need it to be narrated/captioned.

 

[Uchip]

doggy style
not as fun as it looks

 

[Stet]

doggy style
not as fun as it looks

FUCK YOU

 

[NoRéN]

Bukkake. It was all cool on the computer but when the 17 guys showed up and started busting a nut on my girl I was like ah hell naw!

 

[Uchip]

FUCK YOU

no thanks