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[G-Unit]

Two of the most beautiful latinas ever created. If you had the chance, who would pick?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Both.

Like asking which would rather save, your left or your right testicle.

 

[IceCold]

Salma Hayek is the only correct answer.

 

[The Omega Man]

Sofia Vergara

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Both.

Spoiler

At the same time

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Salma Hayek all day every day. She is a freaking goddess.

 

[Noema]

Salma in her prime*, but if I had to pick based on current looks, I'd go for Penelope.


*NSFWish

 

[Reiko]

Both. The greatest threesome ever.

 

[StriKeVillain]

Salma. Easily.

People from Madrid are kinda unlikeable.

 

[Ostinatto]

Brazil

 

[Sickboy007]

Salma Hayek everytime.

 

[Ether_Snake]

Salma is probably very wild in bed.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Penelope Cruz isn't even top tier from Spain. She's not even very pretty.

Salma Hayek, no doubts.

Salma. Easily.

People from Madrid are kinda unlikeable.

No u

 

[Sanky Panky]

Better accent wins... Penelope.

And those lips... NOM NOM

 

[ShirAhava]

Salma Hayek is like 400 years old. Penelope Cruz!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Your image for Cruz isn't showing up for me :/

 

[I'M FINISHED!]

Salma Hayek secretly loves me. She sends me messages confirming our everlasting love whenever she is on the television.

 

[Az987]

Salma Hayek secretly loves me. She sends me messages confirming our everlasting love whenever she is on the television.

Well she emails me every day and tells me she doesn't love you, she loves me.

 

[Noema]

Your image for Cruz isn't showing up for me :/

Rehosting Penelope's pic in the OP:

 

[el retorno]

Cruz. Her accent is sexier spain > Mexico

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Rehosting Penelope's pic in the OP:

Now get rid of the

 tags, haha.

Edit: Nvm, you got it.

I'd probably end up choosing Penelope if I could only, absolutely choose one.

 

[HiiiLife]

I said damn.

 

[I'M FINISHED!]

Well she emails me every day and tells me she doesn't love you, she loves me.

Emails? You must be delusional...

 

[Ripclawe]

Salma stands alone, Penelope is Notre Dame and Salma is Alabama

 

[G-Unit]

Lets give penelope a chance

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[Vega]

There is no wrong answer here.

 

[vas_a_morir]

I'm going to change it up, and go Cruz.

But, Dusk til Dawn era Salma Hayek? ALLLLLL DAYYYYYY.

Edit: GAF, I gotta come clean. I think I was just being a contrarian. I've come to my senses. Hayek wins hand down.

 

[Az987]

Emails? You must be delusional...

PMs TOO!!

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Cruz. Her accent is sexier spain > Mexico

Preach it, brother!

Jesus Christ.

 

[ghostmind]

How can I choose between them?

 

[Ostinatto]

Better accent wins... Penelope.

And those lips... NOM NOM

i know exactly what you mean

 

[Noema]

Penelope looks super sleazy, yet also hot in Woody Allen's latest movie, From Rome with Love:

I'm also quite certain she got a boob job recently.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

How can I choose between them?

Which one is the better cowgirl?

 

[I'M FINISHED!]

PMs TOO!!

Well I am going to have a talk with her about this next time I see her on the television.

 

[Noema]

Which one is the better cowgirl?

Wasn't there a rumor that they used to get it on?

 

[HiiiLife]

I choose Zoe Saldana.

 

[Ducarmel]

Hayek for me, but Cruz is a beautiful talented person too also her younger sister Monica is nice too.

 

[Plywood]

Vida Guerra

 

[Sickboy007]

Wasn't there a rumor that they used to get it on?

I started it. In my mind.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

How can I choose between them?

Too bad that movie sucked.

 

[Az987]

I started it. In my mind.

Was I there?

 

[GK86]

Have you seen Salma Hayek's rack? Easy choice.

 

[akira28]

I would force them to mate, and then bombard the offspring with chronoparticles. Skirting the laws of man and God.

 

[Reiko]

Vida Guerra

You're the hero GAF deserves.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Salma. Easily.

People from Madrid are kinda unlikeable.

How dare you talk bad about my future wife's home like that!

Penelope looks super sleazy, yet also hot in Woody Allen's latest movie, From Rome with Love:



I'm also quite certain she got a boob job recently.

She had Prego boobs man.

 

[Acheron]

Cinthia Fernandez.

If there's no write-ins, Salma. She hasn't been tainted by Scientology.

 

[Reiko]

Too bad that movie sucked.

This was a "movie"?

 

[Verano]

Penelope.
her boobs aren't fake like my paisana, Senora Hayek and she's cuter and much more beautiful.

 

[KidA Seven]

Vida Guerra

Downgrade.