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[Wario64]

Hi Cliffy

http://dudehugespeaks.tumblr.com/post/44576689553/guys

 

[strafer]

I heard he steals girlfriends.

 

[Solo]

Shut the fuck up Cliffy.

 

[Stet]

"Don't be Cliffy B."

 

[Log4Girlz]

Why doesn't he post in OT?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Watch Chris Rock and don't wear Axe? Who is this guy?

 

[- J - D -]

He's probably slept with over 20 women before he got married.

 

[brianjones]

dont be someone named cliffy

 

[Hot Coldman]

so when did cliff get assimilated into the wario machine

 

[Messofanego]

He's not had the most flattering fashion...

 

[Adent]

What's up with this guy being so mouthy all of a sudden?

 

[Solo]

He's not had the most flattering fashion...

"Welcome to the OC bitch!"

 

[bjb]

Would you take dating advice from a guy looking like that? Ask yourself that question, gentlemen...

 

[Jhriad]

Shut the fuck up Cliffy.

As crude as it was this is pretty much what I was thinking when I saw another one of these threads.

Cliff, please just go back to developing games and be quiet. I barely care about what you have to say about gaming related subjects. You long since burned through that interest so please just shut your yap already.

 

[FStop7]

I have been trying ALL DAY to fit a Cliffy B reference in that other thread. Thank you, GAF.

 

[jet1911]

What's up with this guy being so mouthy all of a sudden?

It's his blog. He can post whatever he wants there. It's not like he's being interviewd about that subject.

 

[LiK]

it worked, i have 3 girlfriends now. thanks Cliff!

 

[forknknife]

Uuuuhhh... ok, Cliffy

 

[BertramCooper]

What the fuck is a Cliffy B?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

How do you make babby?

 

[Solo]

What the fuck is a Cliffy B?

A miserable pile of ALL DAT JUICE

 

[ToxicAdam]

Remember when you were in Junior High and all of the girls wanted a High School boy?

No, I can't quite recall when 18 year olds were hitting on 13 year olds. Ever.

Now, when they turned freshmen ... that's a different story.

 

[Lunchbox]

"Welcome to the OC bitch!"

 

[Clydefrog]

Why doesn't he post in OT?

because we smell

 

[Erasus]

I have never had Axe spray nor do I wear baseball caps. I also shave.

No GF.

What now Cliffy??

 

[bjb]

Be random with sex. I’m not saying put on a ski mask and crawl through the bedroom window, I’m saying that if you get in a pattern you need to COMBO BREAK that and do it on the sofa, or in another city. (For some reason girls love nice hotel rooms; the change of scenery seems to have a strange effect on them.)

Make sure you’re sexually compatible with the person you’re with if you plan on sticking around with them. If you love nipple clamps and she doesn’t, well, you’ll be more likely to either cheat with someone who does or break up. If you’re a guy and there’s something you want that she refuses to do YOU WILL RESENT HER EVENTUALLY and will always desire to find someone who WILL do it.

Sage Wisdom right here?

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

I hear girls are into purple dildos

 

[Derrick01]

I didn't know he spent his free time performing street magic.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[Tevos]

I'm fully convinced this guy has completely lost his mind.

and now I will wait for him to come in here and tell someone "TOO BAD MOTHERFUCKER!"

 

[Spider from Mars]

Ciffy B and Lil B should go on a speaking tour. The B Bros

 

[Messofanego]

(Lauren was shocked when the first time I saw her in person I went right in for a kiss. It was the confidence I had built up over the years that led to that. A 17 year old Cliff would have been Friend Zoned INSTANTLY.)

Isn't that sexual harassment?

 

[strafer]

I didn't know he used to be in Backstreet Boys.

 

[Az987]

Doesn't he drive a Ferrari? That might have helped a tad.

 

[cutmeamango]

What's the difference between Clifford and NeoGAF users giving dating advices?

 

[FStop7]

Isn't that sexual harassment?

I hope you're joking.

 

[Sage00]

What's with the weird negative Cliffy reactions?

 

[LiK]

Doesn't he drive a Ferrari? That might have helped a tad.

he mentioned he drives a Lambo.

 

[ThaneKrios]

I hear girls are into purple dildos

Why purple?

 

[Messofanego]

I hope you're joking.

Going in for a kiss on a stranger sounds like some PUA stuff.

 

[darthbob]

I read the article.

To be honest, this advice is solid, and in my opinion, shouldn't even need to be advice; it should be common sense.

But as a tl;dr: Single guys, stop fapping so much. Be honest, and courteuous. You're in your 20s, live your life.

 

[mugurumakensei]

No, I can't quite recall when 18 year olds were hitting on 13 year olds. Ever.

Now, when they turned freshmen ... that's a different story.

Yea but 15 year olds have hit on 13 year olds.

 

[forknknife]

What's the difference between Clifford and NeoGAF users giving dating advices?

none, Cliff is a gaffer too.

 

[Agent Ironside]

Relationships sound like a lot of work and responsibility. I'm out.

 

[Zeouterlimits]

What's the difference between Clifford and NeoGAF users giving dating advices?

Nothing, it's basically a summary of those GAF dating advice threads.

 

[Aquamarine]

Wow Cliffy has a lot of free time now.

 

[maquiladora]

PR girls are usually fun and down for fucking anything.

Ok.

Relationships sound like a lot of work and responsibility. I'm out.

There is a lot to be said for the freedom of solitude.

 

[xam3l]

I'm waiting for his presence in this thread. It will be glorious!

 

[daycru]

Isn't that sexual harassment?

Not if you drive a Lambo.

 

[Spider from Mars]

"I’m not saying put on a ski mask and crawl through the bedroom window"
I got ya Cliff. "Don't" *wink wink, nudge nudge"