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Halo |OT15| Beta-tested, GAF approved

As eye-rolling as that Snyder blog post was, I'd agree that ignoring the internet is probably for the best. If I were in that position it would only cause so much second-guessing and stress that I can't imagine anything getting done.
 
9:38am. Tuesday. March. The Twelfth.

He sits at his desk, staring at words on a screen that are supposed to be written by an adult. Glancing back and forth between the work he needs to do and the written equivalent of a bad tooth that you cannot stop touching with your tongue, he is glad the author no longer works on the game whose campaign was previously a shining example of, in his mind, science fiction done right in a videogame.

A knee-jerk response to be sure, but an honest one nonetheless. He thinks of all the ways to ridicule the author and his post, complete with diagrams, the appropriately hosted animated .gifs, and the near-legendary wit that makes him so famous on his favorite gaming site.

Seeing the irony of an adult ridiculing another adult for writing like a grade-schooler, he decides ultimately to get back to the work that has been clamoring for his attention all morning.

Still, there will be a mantra taken from the bizarre post that will haunt him for the rest of the day: "we can't work like this".










words to live by.
 

Karl2177

Member
I honestly don't even get how the Twitter you posted was a slight against us or a joke at all... Nor do I get what the issue is. Hmm...
He posted the Grunt thing during crunch and we print screened it right after. Kyle called him out on it almost immediately.

Isn't he a hugely successful developer that is seemingly able to work almost wherever he wants?

[Not to defend that Campaign, but that's something just about everyone had a hand in]
I'm not sure where you're going with this. Are you drunk? ;p
 
9:38am. Tuesday. March. The Twelfth.

He sits at his desk, staring at words on a screen that are supposed to be written by an adult. Glancing back and forth between the work he needs to do and the written equivalent of a bad tooth that you cannot stop touching with your tongue, he is glad the author no longer works on the game whose campaign was previously a shining example of, in his mind, science fiction done right in a videogame.

A knee-jerk response to be sure, but an honest one nonetheless. He thinks of all the ways to ridicule the author and his post, complete with diagrams, the appropriately hosted animated .gifs, and the near-legendary wit that makes him so famous on his favorite gaming site.

Seeing the irony of an adult ridiculing another adult for writing like a grade-schooler, he decides ultimately to get back to the work that has been clamoring for his attention all morning.

Still, there will be a mantra taken from the bizarre post that will haunt him for the rest of the day: "we can't work like this".

words to live by.
Damn, that jugular is pumping blood.
I'm not sure where you're going with this. Are you drunk? ;p
I'm not going anywhere, I was confused by your post. - Not drunk enough -
 
Not at this point in the game. The multitplayer feels dead throughout much of the week and unless you buy the Majestic Maps you'll be frustrated at the lack of small maps available in the game.

At this point I can't recommend anyone buy Halo 4. Those of us that already have the game can suffer through trying to make something of it, but no one else should knowingly jump into this game.

What is the bolded even supposed to mean?
 
9:38am. Tuesday. March. The Twelfth.

He sits at his desk, staring at words on a screen that are supposed to be written by an adult. Glancing back and forth between the work he needs to do and the written equivalent of a bad tooth that you cannot stop touching with your tongue, he is glad the author no longer works on the game whose campaign was previously a shining example of, in his mind, science fiction done right in a videogame.

A knee-jerk response to be sure, but an honest one nonetheless. He thinks of all the ways to ridicule the author and his post, complete with diagrams, the appropriately hosted animated .gifs, and the near-legendary wit that makes him so famous on his favorite gaming site.

Seeing the irony of an adult ridiculing another adult for writing like a grade-schooler, he decides ultimately to get back to the work that has been clamoring for his attention all morning.

Still, there will be a mantra taken from the bizarre post that will haunt him for the rest of the day: "we can't work like this".










words to live by.

This is how you do it, people.
 

Sai-kun

Banned
words to live by.

omg. i can't. too early to be laughing so hard.

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GrizzNKev

Banned
Wow. Jesse Snyder sounds like a real douche.

I go to school for vidya games (yes, how sad) and I've been Producer on both games I've made so far. Part of my job is resolving conflicts between team members and having the final word on cuts and scope. The kind of situation he's whining about... Ahhh makes me want to throw some punches. Not that I'm more experienced than him or anything, but that is not at all how I would've approached that kind of disagreement.

Or maybe it's just his lack of English skills that annoys me.
 

IHaveIce

Banned
I don't care for him leaving. I really miss old Bungie members on Halo :/


Also nice to see Cyclone finally got his swag for all his slurping
/s
 

wwm0nkey

Member
Off-topic but for those who still have it, BF3's final expansion and update came out today. Bikes, Air Superiority and CTF. Also a 1.9 gig update and then another 201MB one when you start up the game.

EDIT: Damn and then another 1.7GB for the maps.
 

Overdoziz

Banned
Off-topic but for those who still have it, BF3's final expansion and update came out today. Bikes, Air Superiority and CTF. Also a 1.9 gig update and then another 201MB one when you start up the game.

EDIT: Damn and then another 1.7GB for the maps.
You can remove Matchmaking Update 5 (1.8g) I think. Haven't tried it out, but it should work fine without it.
 

IHaveIce

Banned
Odd place to being up /s/.
Not sure if I get your post
It helps to just ask sometimes.
And I was sarcastic :p <3


Back to topic, if the Didact returns or a Gravemind I hope 343 could nail a epic fight or boss fight feeling, they should look at Borderlands and Bioshock how to do menacing fights in shooters.

Oh the first time you fight a Big Daddy in Bioshock on hard .. this is the feeling you should get while fighting Elites and Hunters.. not just give Elites dumb oneshot weapons and make them bullet sponges
 
I just got the best idea to replace/combine the Spartan Laser, Incineration Cannon and Binary Rifle ever. It involves a bow and arrow.

However, I won't go into detail unless you guys want me to, for once.
 

Havok

Member
I just got the best idea to replace/combine the Spartan Laser, Incineration Cannon and Binary Rifle ever. It involves a bow and arrow.

However, I won't go into detail unless you guys want me to, for once.
I also have an idea of how to replace/combine/fix those three horrible weapons. It involves a garbage can. Or a recycle bin, if your city supports it.

Settler would also receive this treatment.
 

IHaveIce

Banned
I just got the best idea to replace/combine the Spartan Laser, Incineration Cannon and Binary Rifle ever. It involves a bow and arrow.

However, I won't go into detail unless you guys want me to, for once.
I love your sandbox posts and it really is a shame that it doesn't get the attetion it deserves. You had some fantastic ideas, 343 should look into that.

But these weapons are garbage, there is no need to fix them if you can just remove them
 

Deadly Cyclone

Pride of Iowa State
He doesn't work at 343 anymore, you can get off your knees!

I was actually serious there, I don't understand what his Twitter posts actually mean. Building a model of Seattle? How does that relate to Gaf? Apparently, based on Karl's notes, I missed something though.

Not sure how that came across as slurping, but someone will say that about everything I post I guess.
 

Sai-kun

Banned
I was actually serious there, I don't understand what his Twitter posts actually mean. Building a model of Seattle? How does that relate to Gaf? Apparently, based on Karl's notes, I missed something though.

Not sure how that came across as slurping, but someone will say that about everything I post I guess.

His tweets don't have anything to do with GAF. It was his LiveJournal-esque post where he talks about forum haters and shit that related to GAF more closely.
 
I also have an idea of how to replace/combine/fix those three horrible weapons. It involves a garbage can. Or a recycle bin, if your city supports it.

Settler would also receive this treatment.
I played that map for the first time over the weekend. It will be the last time.
 

TCKaos

Member
I just got the best idea to replace/combine the Spartan Laser, Incineration Cannon and Binary Rifle ever. It involves a bow and arrow.

However, I won't go into detail unless you guys want me to, for once.

Is it kinda' like the Torque Bow? Aim. Charge. Fire. Upon detonation it sends out hard-light shrapnel that detonates once again.
 

Overdoziz

Banned
Aren't the default Forge maps on Erosion and Ravine just a bunch of Forge objects randomly thrown around the map? Why would those even come close to being in matchmaking? I mean, the one on Impact is pretty shit too, but at least that one resembles a somewhat thought-out map.
 

Havok

Member
Aren't the default Forge maps on Erosion and Ravine just a bunch of Forge objects randomly thrown around the map? Why would those even come close to being in matchmaking?
Erosion's certainly is. It looks like an actual garbage dump, nothing lines up properly and it seems like it's that way on purpose. I think there's a Wraith in there somewhere, for whatever reason. I guess there's only so much you can do with an asymmetric base map that slopes sharply upwards with a bunch of weird caves everywhere.

Settler is two Blood Gulch bases thrown on either end of the center Ravine trench with a few rocks in between. One of the bases has a rear auxiliary building for some reason. The map has a ton of unused space.
 

TCKaos

Member
The map has a ton of unused space.

Relatively. The map is actually really damn small. It's almost impossible to make BTB maps in Forge that use the natural geometry.

That actually plays in to the map pack issues I have. The launch maps were pretty bad or at least poorly optimized - big and small. We happened to have a bunch of big maps, then with Crimson we got some more not-so-great big maps, and now with Majestic we have some decent small-mid maps, and now with Castle we might be getting some good BTB maps. At least we can make our own small maps in Forge, but there's almost no way to make a large and functional BTB map.
 

Blueblur1

Member
Interesting. I wonder what other "battles" might have occurred. Maybe that's why Halo 4 was released as a Frankenstein mess of a game? Maybe the wrong people won some of those arguments.
 
No idea if Josh Holmes' latest tweet is related to the blog post, and I don't necessarily think it should be taken that way, but maybe worth posting anyway.
Hmmm. Hard to know. I do read it and find it hard not to say - oh shit.

For those reading them - I hadn't noticed he had two entries that almost sound similar from a few weeks ago. There are certainly allusions, if not as plainly obvious ones.
Actually, maybe just the first, if even. Just the fictional tone and similarities that caught my eye.
 
It's really horrible. That and Ascent, Erosion's default map, should never come anywhere near matchmaking.
I had never looked at Ascent until recently, and it really looks like someone just dropped a bunch of lego pieces on the ground from really high up. Hopefully I'll never see the map in action (still haven't played Flood yet).
 

Shadders

Member
Snyder's blog, whilst very interesting, will definitely have gotten people's heckles up at 343.

He doesn't call people out by name, but the people he's talking about will know who they are and he doesn't paint them in a good light.

We don't often get a peak behind the curtain like this (for good reason), I'm certain he's breached his NDA with that post, you're not allowed to discuss the politics of development like this.
 
Is it kinda' like the Torque Bow? Aim. Charge. Fire. Upon detonation it sends out hard-light shrapnel that detonates once again.

You're on the right track. For now I'm calling it the Crossbolt and it's designed to be the mother-of-all-weapons and hearken back to the days of Doom and Quake. Chief would get it in campaign as an eleventh-hour-superpower. It's balanced more appropriately for multiplayer, however.

I decided to make the story mechanics as ridiculous as possible because I feel like there aren't enough ridiculous story-based weapons in Halo. To put it simply, the Crossbolt is meant specifically to wipe organic matter off the face of time and space, especially in the case of the Flood, where it's designed to:

1. Cut off all neural links to the Gravemind.
2. Destroy any and all organic tissue.
3. Eliminate the target in all present forms of space-time: visible three-dimensional space, Slipspace, Denial of Locale, Natal Void, Shunspace, Trick Geodetics, and the Glow, an entirely photon-based dimension. See "Technology" subsection for more details.

In other words, the Crossbolt is operating in about 9 different dimensions at once, which are condensed into five primary domains: Neural, Armour, Aether (Photonic), Slipstream, and Geometrics.

These five primary domains are the reason for the slow charging and firing speeds of the Crossbolt; it requires a huge amount of processing power to register the gun and the projectile in all these different dimensions. The effect, however, literally wipes any and all traces that organic might have had from existence.

The Crossbolt takes five seconds to charge, much like a Spartan laser - the animation consists of the Spartan aiming and using their hand to count to five on their fingers, and then clench their hand into a fist to fire the "arrow" or spear. The hardlight arrow travels at an arc, and is incredibly slow; it goes at roughly the pentuple root of the speed of light, or
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miles an hour.

You can outrun the projectile in most circumstances.

To compensate, the arrow can bounce off the floor at least once regardless of distance, and the arrow itself is about five feet long - and the entire spear has a hitbox, and touching it anywhere will activate it.

If the arrow does manage to make contact, however, it's an instant kill with near-infinite potential to keep killing. The target is speared by the arrow and begins "derezzing" like a Promethean, but blue instead of orange. Additionally, five "doppelgangers" phase out of the Spartan's embers and all crumple over in a death throe - Neural's Spartan is a bunch of white pixelly dots like the loading screens in 4. Armour's spartan is literally the Spartan's armor without any undersuit below it, as well as no coloring or textures - it's just the white 3D model. Aether (Photonic) is the texturing and coloring of the armor. Slipstream is a glow effect like Damage Boost or Speed Boost, with no Spartan underneath, and purple. Geometrics is essentially a wireframe model of a Spartan.

These five "doppelgangers," their death throes combined, have the radius of roughly a rocket launcher explosion - and if any of them come into contact with another Spartan, the process repeats again. This makes the Crossbolt absolutely lethal against enemies huddled together in corridors or bases. It's also worth noting the Crossbolt projectile will only affect Spartans - it literally phases right through vehicles without doing any damage, making it an ideal killer if you want to keep the vehicle itself intact.

This thing would be a monster against Flood in close quarters too, of course. It would probably only have about five shots on a pickup, but unlimited ammo in Campaign.
 

TCKaos

Member
3. Eliminate the target in all present forms of space-time: visible three-dimensional space, Slipspace, Denial of Locale, Natal Void, Shunspace, Trick Geodetics, and the Glow, an entirely photon-based dimension. See "Technology" subsection for more details.

This gave me a sci-fi boner. It reminds me of the end of Gurren Lagann where they're fighting the anti-spirals in space and time and have weapons firing in the past, present and future simultaneously.
 
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