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Best/worst Sonic fan fiction & fan art

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DR3AM

DR3AM

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not fan art

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T

TwEE-N-Toast

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I really don't understand the people that make these things. Did something go wrong at some crucial part of their life and this is how it manifests itself?
 
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Guess Who

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This thread is not complete without SONIC HIGH SCHOOL

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"Cream, I have to tell you something!" screamed Tails to Cream, letting out all of his nervousness so he could be smooth like a movie star.

"What is it, Tails? Tell me all about it," said Cream back, looking hot.

Tails was not so nervous anymore. Tails said, "Cream, I have lusted after your rabbit genitals since day one. I think you are the hottest woman I have ever been to. I know you are Charmy's GirlFriend, but toss him aside and let my penis murder everything inside of you." Tails took out his penis, and he was so in love that his penis was literally screaming.

"Wow," said Cream. "I did not know you felt this way, but I am glad you do, because Charmy Bee is a total gay." Cream reached over and grabbed Tails's penis and began to give it a good shake. She loved his boner with her hands and pulled him around the room by his penis like he was a wagon to get him more excited. Tails's penis was so big that it was about to burst like someone stepping on a tube of Colgate toothpaste. Tails could feel the semen bubbling up inside his penis like Santa going back up the chimney when he was done, and the presents he had left down in the house were Tails's balls, which were already there, though. Cream was getting hot, too. She did not take off her clothes but Tails could tell she also had a nerection.

But then just when things were becoming like one of the porns that Sonic had in his room and his Mom let him have, Cream stopped and said, "No, I can not do this. Not while I am still BoyFriend and GirlFriend with Charmy. He may be a fag ass, but we are in a relationship and I need to respect him. I will break up with him tomorrow and then we can do sex." Cream collected her things together. "I think I am ready for the test tomorrow. Thanks, Tails."

"Aww man," said Tails. Tails put his scrotum away and was sad about not getting to ejaculate his dick. "Ok. As long as you promise me your sex."

"I promise!" said Cream, and then Cream kissed Tails on the cheek. Tails thought it was cool and flew back home.
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"Come closer," said Knuckles in a whisper voice, so Espio bent down and put his face to Knuckles's. Knuckles looked up and down Espio's sweaty purple body and into his eyes and said "I respect you…" and then grabbed his face as gentle as a deer and kissed him on the mouth. When Knuckles kissed him, he did it extra hard, sometimes with his eyes shut and sometimes looking into Espio's deep yellow eyes that looked like a circus of loving men. Their tongues met in the middle of their mouths like two chicken cutlets that were acting like cats that loved each other. When Espio was watching fighting videos last night, he was not expecting he was going to have to do kissing, too. But he liked it.

They went on kissing for a full minute while everyone watched, wondering if they were done fighting or just taking a break to kiss. Finally, the back part of Knuckles's body began to lift off the ground while his mouth was still making out with Espio. Eventually the power became so strong that his mouth was removed from Espio and their spit was like a shiny extension cord that connected an appliance to a wall outlet. Knuckles then began to glow while floating in the air, and the whole place became a little windy.

On the side, Tails said to Cream, "Wow! I know what this is. This is a rare moment of science we will never see probably again in a lifetime or ever. It is called a Body Donation, and it was invented by Inestine. It is when someone reaches a moment of such powerful love that they can choose to restart their lives as part of the person they love. Inestine invented this by making his wife love him so much one night during a romance pasta dinner that she became a baby that was like him, but then he killed his wife the baby because he thought it was too dangerous to have her live on in the world without testing it in a laboratory first. It is a fact that if it looks like magic, it is not magic, it is science, so deal with it."

Knuckles glided on the wind forward through the crowd of people in front of him and into Rouge's mouth, where he disappeared into. It was a good thing Rouge's baby had premonitions and told her to lie down, as then Knuckles did a U-Turn in Rouge's sex-filled body and came out of her butt as a newborn baby that looked like Espio. This was all science.
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"This looks bad," said the doctor, looking at the reports that the machines printed out about Sonic's balls. "It looks like you have a big disease."

"Uh-oh, what do I do?" said Sonic to the doctor, really worried about the welfare of his balls.

"I do not know. This is a legendary disease that only comes around once every one million years. No one has ever found a cure for this disease and what it can do is very bad. This disease will go from your balls to your penis and then up to your brain and it can kill you eventually. There are other things that it does probably, but I do not know because it is so rare and you will just have to call me up and tell me what it does when you find out. All I can tell you right now, Sonic, is to keep your balls away from everyone you know. Do not touch them to other people because it will spread, and they will die, and it will spread more, and the whole world may be at steak here. Please be safe." Said the Doctor, in a calm way but also scared because it was so serious.

"No! But I have to have my first sex with Amy. We were going to do it at the play which I am going to from here!" said Sonic, crying, sad and mad and afraid of things. Balls are an important part of sex. Sonic was always so healthy and the fastest person ever, but some things just cannot be stopped, like this ball disease.

"Too bad," said the doctor. "If you do that, it will be awful, and the first person to die will be Amy. You should not want your GirlFriend to die." The doctor was right, but Sonic was still worried about it.

"Okay. Well, I have to go to the play now," said Sonic and ran out with the most nervous feelings that Sonic has ever had. Sonic thought about it, and it was the most important High School drama. What is more important, health or love?
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biggersmaller

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Guess Who said:
This thread is not complete without SONIC HIGH SCHOOL

NSFW -- NSFW -- NSFW -- NSFW -- NSFW -- NSFW -- NSFW -- NSFW -- NSFW -- NSFW -- NSFW -- NSFW -- NSFW -- NSFW
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I've never read fan fic before and it did not disappoint. Now I never need to touch it again.


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"Okay, we can go on a date tonight," said Rouge. Sonic and Tails and Espio were stoked and high-fived right there. By the time this night ended, one of them would have done their first sex.

"Now here's the hard part," said Espio. "How do I put sex in her without getting in trouble?" Sonic and Tails looked at each other and thought "Uh Oh" and Espio walked out while holding on to Rouge's boobies because they are now BoyFriend and GirlFriend and its allowed to do it.
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Regiruler

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Reminds me of a group of fanfiction shorts (more like a quick fan essay) as to why Eggman was faster than sonic. It was for some sort of contest and they were all amazing.

I wish I had the link to them.
 
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Hero of Legend

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You want hilarious read-outloud fanfics? Check out HellfireComms. There's one of Sonic and Mario, another with Wario & Luigi, and one of Care Bears, of and of course My Immortal, but the last is only with NTom64.

Obviously raunchy.
 
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