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31 Days of Horror 3 |OT| The October Movie Marathon

I haven't gotten around to Graduation Day yet either, I'll have to check that out.

I haven't had the courage to watch anything from them since I suffered though The Taint. Ugh.
 
I haven't gotten around to Graduation Day yet either, I'll have to check that out.

I haven't had the courage to watch anything from them since I suffered though The Taint. Ugh.

It was very non-troma film because they made the film for Columbia for a theatrical release, it wasn't one of their independent ventures.
 

rogueriffers

Neo Member
There was a time when troma made plain, old slashers like Graduation Day and The Last Horror Film. It's pretty mediocre stuff, which is good considering how hit or miss they're mid to late eighties output was, and how unbelievably 'miss' everything was after that.

That might have been when Lloyd and Michael were paying everyone in smithfield hams.
 
Behind on reviews, so I'm going to do a couple quick write-ups.

Day 12
The Thing from Another World
I prefer the Carpenter version (well duh), but this was pretty damn good. I loved the dialogue in the film, sometimes it might have been hard to catch some of it because the characters constantly talk over each other, but they say is often hilarious and witty. There is alot of character's in the movie, but they each have a distinct personality to differentiate themselves. The monster itself is not really a great design, but it is doesn't have a lot of screentime and most of its appearances are shot at a distance which make it mysterious. One last to touch on, it's a little spoilery and I believe James Rolfe touched on same thing during one of the Monster Madness specials. This isn't really a scary film, but one thing they do is genius. The characters are constantly leaving rooms and opening doors. At first you anticipate each time they do it, but after so many door openings you become accustomed to it. Whenever the door is opened and the monster is finally revealed it makes for one hell of a jump scare. I even knew it was coming and it still got me. Good job Howard Hawks. 8/10

Day 13
Paranorman
My niece was wanting to watch a movie with me so I thought I would kill two birds with one stone and make it halloween themed. I had previously seen it earlier this year and though I liked, I thought it was lacking a little bit. I enjoyed it more this time around. I really liked the art direction and the voice actors do a good job. Plus, John Goodman voices a character, and the thing about John Goodman is that he only adds, he never takes away. The script is full of entertaining dialouge and the ending is downright touching. There is also a few horror references that are awesome, like one scene where Normans ring tone is set to the Halloween theme and then right after that Norman sees his friend Neil watching him in the backyard reminiscent of Michael Myers. 8/10
 

kaiju

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Day 20: Creepozoids (1987)

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Linnea Quigley stars in a Post-apocalyptic future where Earth has been blackened by World War III and acid rain falls from the skies. A rag tag group of survivors seek shelter from the rain and break into a research facility, where they slowly learn that they are not alone. Something is waiting for them, and it's not human. Oh God, it's the motherf**king Creepozoids!

This film is so low budget, I don't know what to think. There is this 80's synth beat that plays throughout the film, it almost drove me insane. I was hoping the fact that since Linnea Quigley was in this it would be decent, but not even her boobs could save this movie. The giant rats are pretty cool though, and I didn't expect the monster creation at the end. Only for aficionados of B-movie super-cheese.

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GhaleonEB

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#18 | Jeepers Creepers 2 | via Netflix DVD

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Instead of the two idiots from the first movie, we get a literal bus full for the sequel. The writer/director came up with a great creature and a decent mythology for him, and then wrote two absolute shit scripts with him in it, even managing to make the creature seem much less scary or threatening in the sequel.

I'm still in disbelief at how the cycle of the creeper is communicated to everyone on the bus. In the first film we get a psychic, out of nowhere. In this one we get some psychic dream sequence, to enable one random kid to provide the needed exposition. All the cleverness of a limp banana.

Unlike the first, it's not scary, it's not suspenseful and even when it's unintentionally funny (which is often) it's squirm in your seat bad.

I really hated this movie, and don't really have it in me to write much more about it.
 

WorldStar

Banned
#18 | Jeepers Creepers 2 | via Netflix DVD

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Instead of the two idiots from the first movie, we get a literal bus full for the sequel. The writer/director came up with a great creature and a decent mythology for him, and then wrote two absolute shit scripts with him in it, even managing to make the creature seem much less scary or threatening in the sequel.

I'm still in disbelief at how the cycle of the creeper is communicated to everyone on the bus. In the first film we get a psychic, out of nowhere. In this one we get some psychic dream sequence, to enable one random kid to provide the needed exposition. All the cleverness of a limp banana.

Unlike the first, it's not scary, it's not suspenseful and even when it's unintentionally funny (which is often) it's squirm in your seat bad.

I really hated this movie, and don't really have it in me to write much more about it.

So, are you ready?
 

Ridley327

Member
WEEK FOUR - PAINFUL MEMORIES
October 21



Thoughts before the rewatch: It was supposed to be the best thing ever. A "dramatic" horror film about the pressure a dancer with damaging inhibitions faces in preparation for The Role of a Lifetime? A showcase for Argento-esque flair from Darren Aronofsky, who even I could admit would probably not fuck that up? LESBIANS?!? Could this be the long awaited ballet answer to Opera, a stylistic overdose of high theater taken to extremes rarely witnessed? Oh ho, it's also a probing psychological horror film about the lengths one goes to achieve Perfection with a capital P, where living for your art goes too far and does not permit you to live. It's everything I could ever want, all in one film! Why would I ever even consider that both concepts seemed diametrically opposed to one another? They're in the same movie!

And thus, my fate was sealed.

When I left the theater, I was immensely confused. Was it a campy film that got bogged down by its horror being too obvious and its clumsy attempts at being a body horror film? Was it a psychological horror film let down by the fact that it's practically screaming at you for the entire duration of its themes, plot details, character motivations, thematic intentions, and the kitchen sink? Why was such a ridiculous, larger-than-life film shot like it was a peering behind-the-scenes documentary on a ballet company? It left me with a feeling that it wasn't sure what it wanted to be, so it decided to be all of them and let the audience do the hard work afterward.

Years later: It's still not a particularly impressive film for me, but I do feel it's definitely more firmly planted in the realm of being straight-up camp, and identifying with that makes it go down a bit easier than it did before.

What didn't suck before was, of course, Natalie Portman, who had the honor of being an actress showered with awards that actually deserved them for a strong, brave performance that few get the chance to attempt, and even less are able to pull off with the conviction that she imbues in Nina. However, I didn't give enough credit to the supporting cast the last time, as they are actually quite good. Vincent Cassel, Barbara Hershey, and Winona Ryder play their roles at full hilt, but never mugging too hard for screentime. Cassel, in particular, gets to have a ball, getting some of the best lines in the film and relishing all of them (my personal favorite: him pleading with Nina to open her mouth over and over again during the rehearsal seduction). Mila Kunis proves to be a rather solid anchor, as well, as a bubbly, supportive Lily, who hides her deeper resentment for Nina much better than the other dancers. She proves to be an effective dark mirror for Nina, even as Nina's imagination morphs her into some far more primal, and easier to understand.

If the film is more identifiable as camp, I think its biggest problem is that it has a lot of problems getting to that point with all the hats it wears on the road to get there. As mentioned, the psychological breakdown of Nina doesn't work because it's so loud about it, letting absolutely nothing go unnoticed, and the decision to punctuate any moment of psychological uncertainty with a stock "look, this is supposed to be creepy and shit" sound effect was grating after the first time it was used, to say nothing of every instance of it afterward. The body horror aspect also doesn't work at all, as the CG lets it down; it's one thing to understand that the films low budget prevented them from doing stronger work, but it's almost inconceivable to me that Aronofsky was pleased with how unconvincing they look. I think it would have paid off more to not go as full-on showy with the literal transformations, as there were better, more effective results with the earlier bits, like the broken toe nail, the constant fingernail injuries, and the close-up of Beth's injury. Not nearly as alien, but the film deserved at least some subtlety. And I still feel there's a major disconnect with the photography: it's a good concept for a film about a dancer, rather than a film about dance, but this is the kind of big, loud, borderline incomprehensible film that deserved a more distant camera, more deliberate setups than the unbounded freedom of handheld. It's a spectacle, and that's no time for intimacy.

But the goofiness is nothing if not endearing. Nina masturbating for the first time (ever, perhaps?) wouldn't be nearly as memorable without the amazing jump cut to her mother being in the room, sleeping. The maniacal soundtrack cue that plays when Nina reveals to her mother that she got the part of the Swan Queen, and later on, when she lets her mother know again in an emotionally charged brawl, and Portman sells the line like it's the last thing she'll ever get to do. The hilariously random Requiem for a Dream cameo. Nina's imagination revealing to her a secret rendezvous between Tomas and Lily, like it was something out of a de Palma film. And who hasn't wanted to hear Winona Ryder saying "did you suck his cock," overselling her drunkenness like she's never been drunk before? It's that kind of stuff that makes me want to forgive it for the stuff it does wrong to get to those parts. I don't think I can and perhaps never will, but now, I think I can rest easy that regardless, it does get to them eventually.

October 22 preview: Rob Zombie is perhaps the most contentious horror director out there, as his talent is considerable, but his output is rather hazardous to traverse. For him, we travel back in time to his first feature, the well-intended but overly sloppy House of 1000 Corpses, and then zoom on down to the present day for his ambitious but jumbled supernatural horror film, The Lords of Salem.
 

Divius

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#17 - Maniac (2012)
Okay, yes, I am a believer now. A worthy remake that I would put only a notch below the 1980 original personally, but I very much liked it. It matches some of the more awesome sequences of the original, especially the scene where he follows this girl around into a parking lot was great. I felt like ending was even more vague but the WTF factor is still there. Elijah Wood was pretty good and creepy and I think the POV aspect of it worked quite well. This is how remakes should be done. 7.5/10
 

Divius

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#18 - The Dead Zone (1983)
Came highly recommended, but in my opinion this was not a horror film at all. More like a thriller that only becomes 'scary' due to the fact it is believable and realistic. I really liked the premise and the direction of the film, with a more 'normal' film than I am used to from Cronenberg. Walken was great, as was the supporting cast. A fine movie: yes, a horror: no. Stray observation: short-haired Brooke Adams looked like Liza Minnelli. 7/10
 

Divius

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#19 - Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
Right of the bat when the title song starts playing you know you are in for something special. And it certainly was ... special. I'm not really familiar with watching B-movies that are 'so-bad-they-are-good' on purpose so it took some adjusting on my end to enjoy this overly campy product of the 80s. The set design of the 'circus tent' was great, the clowns looked the right amount of disturbing and they had some fun scenes. Enjoyable, but yeah, it's pretty bad. 4/10
 
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- No pic, I'm lazy this morning. One of the better found footage features, some really neat stuff in this that was pretty creepy, and lot of it was well done. Still being done as a current day found footage story, it kinda leaves a lot of holes due to the way information gets out nowadays. Also the ending just kinda leaves you going "that's it?"
 
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Oct 22nd - Maniac Cop

I honestly had higher hopes for this one due to the awesome premise, both Bruce Campbell and Tom Adkins being in it, and it being shot in New York back when you could shoot films like this in New York....and I was pretty underwelmed :(
Basically everything here is VERY undercooked. Robert Z'dar's Maniac Cop isn't really all the menacing and he sort of just bumblingly  kills without real reason. I mean, they try to paint a little bit of a backstory what with police corruption, but it's so half-assed that you won't care ultimately. Tom Adkins feels like he's slumming it here and was just asked to play his character from Night of the Creeps, only with none of the humor or spark. Bruce Campbell's chin is truly amazing, but his character is also truly a deuschbag. I don't know if the film is trying to justify adultery but that whole scene is something else lol.
The real winner here is Laurie Landon, who is hilariously awful in this. Almost every bit of her dialog will more than likely either induce chuckles or cringing. Its absolutely terrific.
That being said, not all is bad here. I appreciate (even if it's a bit mishandled) William Ludig's (director of the original Maniac!) workman like approach and seeing old school, dirty 80s New York was a pleasure. Also, the tagline in the poster is still all kinds of awesome! Also, keep an eye out for cameos by Sam Raimi and the redneck from Evil Dead 2.
So yeah, I'll be honest, this series isn't off to a great start by any means, but I'm going to press, if only because you can watch these on either YouTube or other streaming services.

5/10

Next up, Maniac Cop 2!
 

Linkhero1

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Oct. 1 The Evil Dead (1983) - Great
Oct. 2 V/H/S 2 - Good
Oct. 3 Blair Witch Project - Boring
Oct. 4 Sleepaway Camp - Great
Oct. 5 Drag Me To Hell- Boring
Oct. 6 The Possession - Great
Oct. 7 Session 9- Great
Oct. 8 Nightmare on Elm Street 2 - Boring
Oct. 9 [REC] - Great
Oct. 10 Evil Dead 2 - Fantastic
Oct. 11 Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil - Fantastic
Oct. 12 Ringu - Good
Oct. 13 V/H/S - Good
Oct. 14 Dawn of the Dead (2004) - Great
Oct. 15 The Cabin in the Woods - Great
Oct. 16 Maniac (2012) - Great
Oct. 17 Fright Night (1985) - Great
Oct. 18 [REC] 2 - Great
Oct. 19 The Mist - Great
Oct. 20 Pet Sematary - Good
Oct. 21 Magic Magic - What the fuck did I just watch?

Magic Magic - Save yourself the trouble and time. Not a horror film and it's a pretty shitty psychological thriller.
 
Man, that VHS looks awesome. It'd be cool to have but I don't know what I'd actually do with it. I would never watch it.

I wonder how much it costs them to actually manufacture a VHS these days since they're obviously not in mass production anymore.
 

Divius

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#20 - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)
My very first introduction to the famous story as I've never read the book nor seen any of the countless versions, and this is apparently the definitive adaptation so the perfect one to jump in. The film opens with a lovely POV scene with some visual trickery that does a good job getting the viewer to identify with the protagonist (and to distance them further from Hyde when they realize "that evil is inside me as well?"). Besides the psychological aspects, which I absolutely loved, the film itself is pretty well made with solid cinematography, impressive special effects and an incredibly fantastic performance by Fredric March in both title roles. The emotional side to things is also well done, especially in the powerful scenes where Jekyll is confronted with the evil deeds and aftermath of Hyde's doings. You see, Hyde is kind of a dick. Fantastic film. 9/10
 

Ridley327

Member
WEEK FOUR - PAINFUL MEMORIES
October 22, part 1



Thoughts before the rewatch: It was obvious that Rob Zombie's appreciation of horror films was genuine and he wasn't faking it, but the real question was whether or not he had the talent to make one. Cutting his teeth on music videos for both White Zombie, as well as his own solo output, Zombie at least had some experience, even if a lot of it was merely appropriating a lot of currently existing material. But the graveyard of music video directors that failed to translate their skills to feature length is rather large, and especially for those who wind up in the horror genre. What could Zombie do to avoid falling down?

House of 1000 Corpses at the time did not seem to hint at anything other than a criminal lack of discipline, as it felt like disjointed mess from beginning to end. Mixing bizarre humor, grisly violence, a who's who of 70s and 80s B-film actors, strange interludes that seem to exist outside of the film but feature the film's characters, stock footage, and a visible contempt for anyone that isn't involved in slicing victims up, no one seemed to know what Zombie was going for. Small moments, such as a notorious long take featuring a cop staring down the barrel of a psycho's gun before being executed about 30 seconds later without the accompaniment of music, hinted at a much more interesting movie than the one we got, but by and large, the film was all sound and no fury. It was one really long music video, and there's a reason why those don't run much longer than 10 minutes.

Years later: Something finally clicked into place for me with regards to the film. Some of it was noticing that even back then, Zombie had a wonderful eye for visuals, and in particular does a great job of lighting the film to be stylized but not overly garish. Some of it was noticing that while a lot of the cast are hamming it up, they actually do good jobs with their performances, and in particular, Sid Haig and Bill Moseley do great jobs at hinting at even more profound madness than what their characters exhibit on screen, and even the future Mrs. Zombie, Sherri Moon, doesn't really grate as much, as her character's arrested development is more obvious now, explaining her behaviors in an agreeable manner. And some of it just may have been the fact that I finally realized that Chris Hardwick, the deplorable host of Talking Dead, got his head sliced opened and operated upon while still being alive, and that's as close to a fitting torture as I can picture for him. Regardless of the reasons, this time, it all worked.

Imagining what would have happened if the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was made with more of its sequel's bombastic style, House of 1000 Corpses is a breezy, entertaining mess that feels much like Captain Spaulding's Murder Ride: it's filled with things that are bad for you, but it's definitely never boring or lingers long enough on something for it to get old and staid. It's not hard to imagine this as a grindhouse feature made by someone with a crippling case of ADHD, but Zombie's go-for-broke attitude eventually breaks you down from wanting something with more substance, and you go with the fun, sloppy flow. Not all of it works, like the gonzo editing incorporating unrelated stock footage, and the climax involving Dr. Satan's maze is strangely conventional for a film that's trying to be anything but, but it's all good fun that isn't trying to be much more than that. Zombie has certainly made better films since this one, but none nearly as unapologetic about wanting to entertain you as this one, and that counts for a lot in my book.
 

Ridley327

Member
Since we're on the topic of Zombie, whatever happened to Tyrannosaurus Rex? Did funding fall through on that one, or did he get caught up in the Halloween remake and decided to never look back once he started working on Lords of Salem?
 
Here are my last couple of days, with the 5 star rating system (5=superb to 1=crap):

18. Maniac - 4
19. High Lane - 2
20. Bereavement - 3
21. Dead Silence - 4
 
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21. Paranormal Activity 3 (Netflix Instant)

Before I started watching Paranormal Activity 3, I tried to remember if I had even seen Paranormal Activity 2, or if I had just decided to watch the best parts on YouTube. I'm certain I've seen Paranormal Activity in its entirety, but I still can't remember if I had watched the second film.

In a year, it's entirely possible that I'll forget that I watched Paranormal Activity 3 before I watch Paranormal Activity 4 or Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones in year's marathon. While the Paranormal Activity movies work well as YouTube clips, they don't work as actual movies. The characters experience little to no development; Katie is the only character who has appeared in Paranormal Activity 1-4, and she's become a demon who haunts the periphery of the latter 3. The pace is the same for all the movies: some excuse is made for why a family is under constant video surveillance, spookiness ensues, spookiness degenerates into violent spookiness, and then some quick deaths. The mood and atmosphere are the same for all movies. In the end, if you've seen one, you've pretty much seen them all except for those scares unique to each movie that get captured and uploaded to YouTube. And even here, Paranormal Activity 3 replicates one of the signature scares from the first Paranormal Activity.

And yet I would describe Paranormal Activity 3 as the second scariest movie I've seen in this year's marathon. The much vaunted oscillating fan scare works; I scanned back to that moment after the film's conclusion to see it again because it made such a great impression. And there's a jump scare that's ultimately played for comedy that caught me completely by surprise and scared me. My heart's pumping a little faster right now thinking back on it.

So, now that I've seen 3 of these movies, I feel like I can just jump to the last 30 minutes of Paranormal Activity 4, get to the heart of the film, see its scare tactics, and come away probably more satisfied than I would be if I had to watch the set-up again. Familiarity breeds contempt, which the first two-thirds of a Paranormal Activity movie does, but the last third is usually still worth the time.
 

WorldStar

Banned
Since you're a fan of VHS', have you seen the documentary Rewind This?

I have not. Just googled it, seems interesting. That's the 2nd film on the topic of VHS I've heard about this year. The other being Adjust Your Tracking.

Glad you got it, I almost want it just as a collectors item as I love Jeff Proctor's artwork. But I don't even have a VHS and got enough junk laying around.

Man, that VHS looks awesome. It'd be cool to have but I don't know what I'd actually do with it. I would never watch it.

I wonder how much it costs them to actually manufacture a VHS these days since they're obviously not in mass production anymore.

The cover art and clam shell case is so awesome it is worth picking up as a display piece in itself.

Btw, you can pick up a VCR for ~$5 at your local thrift store ;)

I picked up the VHS as well!

nice!
 

MattyH

Member
22 - Demons
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moving into first part of the Italian section of my 31 days.
the maestro Argento helping bring the new wave to the Italian horror scene to light pick up the Arrow video bluray if you can gives the film a new lease of life
 
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An undeniable classic. Put this on your list.

10/10

22. American Psycho (2000)

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Not apart of my classic week theme but I love this movie after all these years and happy to watch it again with older eyes and catch things I missed.

7/10
 
#30 Silver Bullet (1985)
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- Always liked this one, not generally a fan of the werewolf films but this was fun overall film. Gary Busey is pretty scary as usual so that helps with the horror aspect. The wolf design was a bit meh, but you don't see a ton of it. A bit lighthearted feeling moving at times but it has some great moments in it. And yay, Terry O Quin!
 

H2Yo

Member
I watched The Snowtown Murders on Netflix last night.

Everyone in this movie; every single person is disgusting and nonredeemable.

It seemed that every 20 minutes, something disgusting would top the last.

It was like Anti-Christ's worst scenes without Willem Defoe Shower Balls.
 

matt360

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#20 - Suspiria
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I decided to check this one out on the recommendations of others here, and I'm glad I did. There really is something special about this movie. This was also my first Argento movie.

It's impossible to talk about this movie without mentioning the visuals and the music. I did enjoy the music on its own, but I think the music in juxtaposition with the washed-out (I forget the proper term) colors together combine to create something truly memorable and unsettling. Couple that with the somewhat hollow acting and overdubbing of the voice tracks and you really feel like you've been taken to a surreal place. Like you're inside some kind of nightmare. I've had similar feelings when watching certain Kubrik movies, but this was still very different.

Even though there is a bit of gore, this is definitely more of a slow burn horror flick. No real jump scares or anything like that. The terror comes from the mystery of the academy, the visuals, the music, and the sense of unease you get from pretty much every shot.

The only knock I have against the movie is maybe the sound editing. The music was way too loud. I'm sure that was partially intentional, and I read that Argento actually had the Goblin music playing super loud on set as a means to unsettle the actors, but I found that I was constantly adjusting the volume on my TV so as not to bother my neighbors. But if I turned it down when the music was blaring to an acceptable level, I couldn't hear the actors talking, so I'd have to turn it back up again. It got old real quick. 8.5/10
 

aFIGurANT

Member
#20 - Land of the Dead
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What a flashy apocalypse film Romero put together here. Wow. I get where some people didn't like how the zombies just evolved by osmosis and this fact did bug me at first too, but how it allows the real villains (the rich in their tower) to face the music was worth it. I felt the main character ended up being a bit too much of a "pretty-boy" as they call him in the film, but besides that I liked what the cast and script had to offer. A really good zombie movie if you've seen zombies done a hundred times because of the unique in-media-res storytelling, I'd recommend this to anyone who's heard of it but isn't sure if they should take the plunge.



#21 - Let the Right One In
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This is my kind of "horror" flick - it's heavy on the atmosphere and a slow pace that is punctuated by heavier moral action and plenty of ambiguity. I didn't realize this was going to be as good as it was but that final act just executes so perfectly that I had a hard time letting myself rate this less than a 10/10. The only qualms I had were that a couple of kids could run so rampant on a town without much law enforcement or anything chasing after them in even a half-hearted manner. But really this movie is all about relationships in isolated outcasts - both vampires and youth. You end up feeling for the "villain" as much as you do the "hero" and that's why this one is so great. Equally sad and lavish in its depiction of the monsters we share a world with, I feel that this might be one of the best movies I watch this month.
 
#31 Who Can Kill A Child? (1978)
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- Well for my final film of the 31 films for Halloween, I was able to track down this film finally. A fairly long movie that really doesn't do much for explaining the whole killer children aspect, but it is still fairly chilling tale. Children of the Corn is garbage in comparison, the children with their gleeful killing is just creepy, and dat ending.

Well that's 31 movies for me.... might get through some more for the heck of it till the end of the holiday to see how far I can go.
 
Day 14
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"I've got a big fucking stick!"

This is the second installment from the found footage anthology franchise (that's a mouthful). It is an improvement over the first installment thanks in part to two strong segments. Here are some quick thoughts.

Segment 1: Just like in the original vhs, the wraparound segment is useless. It's not fun, it's not scary, it's just there. Was Creepshow so good at this that is caused other filmmakers to quit trying?

Segment 2: This segment was on par with the best parts of the original film. Which means I didn't like it. I was pretty bored by it but the random sex scene was hilarious.

Segment 3: Now we're getting somewhere. This segment actually brought some fun to the table. Nice twist on the zombie genre, and I mostly enjoyed it. I think some of the Blair Witch crew had something to do with it, it was nice hearing from them.

Segment 4: Holy fuckin' shit! Where did this come from? I'm not going to say a word to give away anything relating to the plot. Yes, I said plot. Co-directed by Gareth Evans, who you may know as the director of The Raid: Redemption. Go see it now!

Segment 5: The premise was pretty good, but the execution was lacking. I hate to say this because it is a common complaint for found footage movies, but I had trouble following what was going on.
I got pissed when the dog died, if the segment had ended when the dog was falling midflight to the ground I would have been fine with it. Instead, the camera just lingers at a dog who is crying from falling about 100 feet or so, and then he dies. Guess the filmmakers would rather go for a cheap shock value trick then actually put forth some creativity. Fuck them for that.

If you take the average score from each, it would probably end up at around a 5/10.
 
#20 - Land of the Dead
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What a flashy apocalypse film Romero put together here. Wow. I get where some people didn't like how the zombies just evolved by osmosis and this fact did bug me at first too, but how it allows the real villains (the rich in their tower) to face the music was worth it. I felt the main character ended up being a bit too much of a "pretty-boy" as they call him in the film, but besides that I liked what the cast and script had to offer. A really good zombie movie if you've seen zombies done a hundred times because of the unique in-media-res storytelling, I'd recommend this to anyone who's heard of it but isn't sure if they should take the plunge.

Yup, it's also a great looking film as I mentioned in my review. I mean, imagine if this flick had the budget of WWZ, but retained this attitude/tone. Zombie film for the ages I tell yah!
 

ThatObviousUser

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Watched EVIL DEAD (2013) and Cabin in the Woods back to back. I had seen them both before, but watching them close together was... a pretty surreal experience, lol.

The only knock I have against the movie is maybe the sound editing. The music was way too loud. I'm sure that was partially intentional, and I read that Argento actually had the Goblin music playing super loud on set as a means to unsettle the actors, but I found that I was constantly adjusting the volume on my TV so as not to bother my neighbors. But if I turned it down when the music was blaring to an acceptable level, I couldn't hear the actors talking, so I'd have to turn it back up again. It got old real quick. 8.5/10

Completely agree with this part, in fact your entire review mirrors mine as well.
 
#1 - Insidious (I watched a bunch more, will post later)

Wow, did not expect to love this movie so much. I know most people thought the ending was weak, but I loved it.

It basically turns into a ridiculous 80's horror flick during the last 30 minutes. I'll admit, around that moment the movie became a lot less scary due to how over-the-top things were. But I didn't mind because I was having so much fun.

Then that cliffhanger. Damn. Ballsy way to end the movie. Can't wait for Chapter II to come out on video, gonna try to avoid all info in the meantime because I have no idea how that cliffhanger is handled in the sequel and I intend to keep it that way.
 
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22) Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) (rewatch) (Oct 22)

Tales from the Darkside is one I saw a few times growing up but haven't seen it in a while. I'm sure everyone's already seen it so I'll keep this short. If you haven't, it's an anthology movie with 3 main stories plus the wraparound story.

I think it still holds up and I enjoyed it. I'm a sucker for revenge tales, so Lot 249 and Cat From Hell are my favorite segments of the movie. The wraparound story is a cute idea and casting Deborah Harry in it was genius, but they don't really do much with it. Lover's Vow just does not hold up to repeat viewings. Once you know how it ends there's not much to it and it feels like you're just waiting it out. Cool
transformation
sequence though, even if the monster's face is so dopey. It looks like something out of Freaked.

Overall, a fun time and it was great seeing a lot of actors that are so big now in earlier roles. I think I'll have to work in a few more anthologies next year.

HEY, CAT!
 

H2Yo

Member
So would I like it if I love Antichrist?

I'll take a guess that you were replying to me as I mentioned Anti-Christ. First off, how could you like Anti-Christ? Between the scene where
she smashes Willem peen with a lump of wood until he ejaculates blood
and the scene where
he crawls into the crow den
, that should be enough to say nup.

Ummmm... Well some things you should prepare for if you want to watch Snowtown is a wall of text ending and some really really bad caricatures of scum Australia.
 
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22) Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) (rewatch) (Oct 22)

Tales from the Darkside is one I saw a few times growing up but haven't seen it in a while. I'm sure everyone's already seen it so I'll keep this short. If you haven't, it's an anthology movie with 3 main stories plus the wraparound story.

I think it still holds up and I enjoyed it. I'm a sucker for revenge tales, so Lot 249 and Cat From Hell are my favorite segments of the movie. The wraparound story is a cute idea and casting Deborah Harry in it was genius, but they don't really do much with it. Lover's Vow just does not hold up to repeat viewings. Once you know how it ends there's not much to it and it feels like you're just waiting it out. Cool
transformation
sequence though, even if the monster's face is so dopey. It looks like something out of Freaked.

Overall, a fun time and it was great seeing a lot of actors that are so big now in earlier roles. I think I'll have to work in a few more anthologies next year.

HEY, CAT!

Can't unsee gremlin on that poster ever.
 
Day 15
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"Is it finger licken' good?"

Synopsis via IMDB: When Brent turns down his classmate Lola's invitation to the prom, she concocts a wildly violent plan for revenge.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets a disney afterschool special. The Loved Ones is a film which falls into the "torture porn" sub-genre of horror. Those types of films have never done anything for me and I try to avoid watching them. However, there is always an exception to the rule and The Loved Ones is that exception. There is plenty here to make the viewer squirm, but the film manages to make the viewer care as well. It doesn't hurt that it is also very entertaining. The star of the show is the sadistic Lola played by Robin McLeavy, and let me tell you, she is nucking futs. McLeavy plays the role with such charisma that she is often magnetic to watch.
I love how at the end of the movie after being ran over by a car, she still crawls to Brent with a knife in hand. She's persistent.
Plus, she's hot. I also got to give props to Xavier Samuel for doing a good job with a role that required little to no speaking.
I got chills when he wouldn't show any signs of the pain he was taking just to piss Lola off.
There is a side story running parellel to main one in the film. I get why it was put in, but a lot of it seemed like filler.

Two last spoilerific notes.
The pit scene unveiling was wicked and unexpected. Also, the dog died in this movie and I didn't get mad about it. Fuck you VHS 2.

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8/10

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GhaleonEB

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22) Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) (rewatch) (Oct 22)

Tales from the Darkside is one I saw a few times growing up but haven't seen it in a while. I'm sure everyone's already seen it so I'll keep this short. If you haven't, it's an anthology movie with 3 main stories plus the wraparound story.

I think it still holds up and I enjoyed it. I'm a sucker for revenge tales, so Lot 249 and Cat From Hell are my favorite segments of the movie. The wraparound story is a cute idea and casting Deborah Harry in it was genius, but they don't really do much with it. Lover's Vow just does not hold up to repeat viewings. Once you know how it ends there's not much to it and it feels like you're just waiting it out. Cool
transformation
sequence though, even if the monster's face is so dopey. It looks like something out of Freaked.

Overall, a fun time and it was great seeing a lot of actors that are so big now in earlier roles. I think I'll have to work in a few more anthologies next year.

HEY, CAT!
I think I saw this as a kid. Is it the one where a
mummy puts a wire coat hanger up someone's nose and rips their brains out with it? I remember someone entering their house while the mummy is fiddling with coat hangers in the closet, then grabbind the dude and ramming one up his nose.
Been a couple decades since I saw it, but that scene fucked me up as a kid. Not sure if it's from it or not. I love horror anthologies but I've held off on revisiting this one for that reason. It probably isn't even like I have it in my memory. :lol
 
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