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[flipswitch]

We already know US is small..

Don't we have a gif for that?

Spoiler

South Park

 

[Winterfang]

Does Xbox stops playing Skype if you show your Ding Dong?

 

[scsa]

Maybe ESRB can come up with a censoring system for games that are only playable for some penis sizes. On the back of the box "only if kinect detects 7 inches plus; gta6 10 inches plus; sorry Asian people"


As a lawyer this camera could come in handy in certain cases.


This honestly scares me on a personal level

There goes anybody's chance of pulling off a major fake identity/earning millions and the investigators telling him...

"Your Real name is this, your hometown is this and your penis length is exactly this without an erection and this with an erection"

And one will be sitting there with an expression of the dog/cupcake.gif

Just because you loved Halo, you gotta tell them your size; what a world..... Sniff

/end over the top pretentious reply

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

This is embarrassing.

That's what Kinect said

 

[Green Yoshi]

This should end all my SPAM mails. It's big enough, look out for other customers.

 

[flipswitch]

I'd love to read the troubleshooting guide on trying to detect your penis....or better yet hear MS tech support walk your through it.

 

[CLEEK]

I wonder what sort of ads you will get shown when Kinect detects a boner. Or even, imagine the feedback it gives to its advertising partners if you get a stiffy during an ad break.

"SPE *really* enjoyed your advertisement"

 

[Raist]

At last, we can get accurate penis size measurements per country without self-reporting bias!

 

[Winterfang]

I wonder what sort of ads you will get shown when Kinect detects a boner. Or even, imagine the feedback it gives to its advertising partners if you get a stiffy during an ad break.

"SPE *really* enjoyed your advertisement"

We have notice your penis size is well bellow the US average, we recommend you getting a PS4 as your console of choice.

I kid.

 

[newsguy]

"XBONE, YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!!!"

 

[DenogginizerOS]

"Now that you have seen my penis, do you want to Kinect?"

 

[myca77]

Abba saw this coming in the 70s

 

[nib95]

So is this really true? Watched the video but are there other confirmed reports? It'd be pretty funny demonstrating this tech in front of your family only for your wang to be waving about on show lol.

 

[Jackpot]

Prisonplanet and infowars make this instantly suspect.

Surely a games reviewer can confirm without having to post pics.

 

[killer rin]

So is this really true? Watched the video but are there other confirmed reports? It'd be pretty funny demonstrating this tech in front of your family only for your wang to be waving about on show lol.

Well, considering the video references a source thats banned from GAF and that in the video/pictures it looks more like folds on his pants. Its probably, more than likely, false.

 

[Tmecha]

If true then he has no penis.

 

[Cornbread78]

24hr check-ins still?

 

[Rebel Leader]

24hr check-ins still?

No (after connecting to internet and install update)
but did you hear the end of the video


"reporting for *banned site*"

 

[Platinum_D]

Xboner is a reality lol

 

[dragonelite]

If true then he has no penis.

Dang maybe he has penis size privacy protection underwear?

 

[Cornbread78]

No (after connecting to internet and install update)
but did you hear the end of the video


"reporting for *banned site*"

I missed the site, but he lost me at the 24hr part..

 

[Majanew]

Looks like his pants folding. You can see his pants starting to do it before it switches.

And the guy making the video still talking about Xbox One Pre-180 policies? Nice research.

 

[oVerde]

Will we have some social info graph later about the sizes of gamers penis break in countries and what porn they open on that pornHub app?

 

[Zizbuka]

Xbox One: We can see your willy.

Xbox Two: We now have the ability to play with your willy. Sales through the roof.

 

[jaythagamer]

xbox can now literally measure how much you like ads

 

[IvorB]

That's kind of groovy. Maybe they could make a 3D porn app that can monitor your... ahem... response to various stimuli and adjust itself accordingly. You would never have to reach for the player controls ever again. They could call it "Kinect Porno Buddy", your caring, sharing porn app that knows exactly what you like.

 

[danwarb]

If you get it out.

 

[Perkel]

Dang maybe he has penis size privacy protection underwear?

Soon in shops

 

[Bluekaveli]

Guess it's time for me to get one now.

 

[Billen]

Next GENitalia gate

 

[El-Suave]

Can't wait for the Mad Catz accessory line related to this.

 

[TimFL]

This changes everything.
Inb4 Microsoft creates the biggest penis register in the world, linking every registered penis to a persona.

You heard it here first.

 

[Cyport]

"In partnership with Xbox One, Durex are proud to bring you unique adverts in your dashboard tailored for the exact size of condom you'll need. Only possible on Xbox One and Kinect."

Can see this happening

 

[WheelHoss1]

Thread of the Year

Seriously. My gf and I have been cracking up all morning.

 

[hooijdonk17]

I'm really curious about how no one on GAF has so far wondered about and asked for images of what the Kinect sees when a woman is in front of it..

 

[Chezzymann]

Either has has a very small penis or it is, indeed, folds in his jeans![/QUOTE]

[spoiler]Or he could be a grower[/spoiler]

 

[Master Thespian]

 

[GoodlifeX]

So if Kinect senses a small penis it auto loads Forza? Ziiiiiiingggg

hahaha I just spit my drink out on my desk. Dead.

 

[KoopaTheCasual]

Wait so is this guy purposefully spreading misinformation about the Xbox One, or is he so ridiculous slow at picking up the "Xbox 180" news?

 

[Ghost]

Psycho Mantis is going to take things to a whole new level in MGS5 on Xbox One

 

[SenjutsuSage]

Now people can't say I'm bragging, because it wasn't my intent to show it off.

Psycho Mantis is going to take things to a whole new level in MGS5 on Xbox One

He's going to attack the self esteem of the vulnerable, and be dumbfounded and at a loss against the few legends among us.

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

I guess this scene would play out in a similar way with Kinect 2

Only the lightsaber won't be in his hand

 

[neorej]

Brazzers Presents: Kinect Sports "ifyouknowwhatimean" edition

 

[ShiroAmakusa]

I don't get this. I can clearly spot his noodle without Kinect's "help". The unfortunate choice of boxers and thin layered trousers granted views like this way before MS was even founded. It's a common problem of boxers. Feel free to verify in the mirror.

 

[itsgreen]

Maybe you shouldn't be wearing pants IN WHICH PEOPLE CAN SEE YOUR PENIS.

 

[DeaviL]

The XBone can finally drop gamerscore and just compare what it's really all about.

 

[ChryZ]

Finally we can compare your e-penis with your real penis in all their disproportionate glory.

 

[Crimsonlink]

Wonder if you have sex near the kinect, there will be condom ads the next time you use your Xbone LOL.

 

[Kyzon]

Either has has a very small penis or it is, indeed, folds in his jeans!

That infred pic made me think it was Ryan Stiles for a second.

 

[Alo81]

Did NSA really need to be brought up?

The government doesn't care how big your penis is.