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HUELEN10 said:
I think I'd be up for meeting Trojita Trojita for like tea and pastries or something, talk about controllers, vidya, tech and just shoot the shit for an hour or so.
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My name is SLoWMoTIoN. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Turkey Master Baster said:
@SLoWMoTIoN. Seems to be a laugh to be around.
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I'm boring but ok.
 
I want to meet cunth as well just so I can find out why the fuck he disappeared. Maybe he just got sick of the internet's bullshit? I hope nothing bad has happened to him or his family.
 
SLoWMoTIoN said:
Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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we need a "most likely gaffer to win in a fight" thread

we've established already that highrider highrider is not to be messed with, even at his age.

Xaero Gravity Xaero Gravity assures me he is a fighting man.

@SLoWMoTIoN is a peaceful, non confrontational being, although if needed will fight, and will never lose.

kingbean kingbean appears to be a master of all things fighting games so I can only assume he has the eye of the tiger in real fight.

Of course I am slippery and subtle like an oiled pig, and in real life have been known to take down bullies when destiny has called upon me to do so.

I bet many of you out there study martial arts

 
Weilthain said:
we need a "most likely gaffer to win in a fight" thread

we've established already that highrider highrider is not to be messed with, even at his age.

Xaero Gravity Xaero Gravity assures me he is a fighting man.

@SLoWMoTIoN is a peaceful, non confrontational being, although if needed will fight, and will never lose.

kingbean kingbean appears to be a master of all things fighting games so I can only assume he has the eye of the tiger in real fight.

Of course I am slippery and subtle like an oiled pig, and in real life have been known to take down bullies when destiny has called upon me to do so.

I bet many of you out there study martial arts

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Are you underestimating me you prick? I can do hadoukens for 5 minutes straight
 
Mexen said:
I'm too shy to hold an actual conversation with any of you IRL.
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Mate, in all seriousness, if you've got anxiety issues, talk to your doctor. There are things you can do to help reduce your anxiety.
 
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SLoWMoTIoN said:
My name is SLoWMoTIoN. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


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I'm boring but ok.
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That Bio misses that you post on GAF a lot. :P

You have the best Anime gifs so that can't be boring.


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Yeah, I'd love to know what my man Tesseract Tesseract in like IRL. For some reason I picture him as a ripped FPS Doug who plays Apex Legends instead of counter strike and instead of breaking shit when he loses he just works out. :messenger_grinning_squinting:
 
The one who has the biggest dick.
Which means no-one.
Because all of the dicks here are so small that it's impossible to measure which one is the biggest.
 
For the GAF Family (Sorry if I miss you out, it is likely because I haven't spoken to you much)

Weilthain Weilthain Would be good to talk to in a Pub with a Pint in hand and I will use a Round Beer Mat and ask him if a Flat Earth could hold my Beer :LOL: He could even offer me a Fried Mars Bar for my trouble.

brap brap Same reasons as above but change the talk in a pub with a explanation in Foot Locker on whether Shrek's Feet or Puss in Boot's Feet he prefers most

JimiNutz JimiNutz To ask if he has a Comedy Book ready about Snickers, to get some nuts. and get to know his genius comedy brain personally.

HUELEN10 HUELEN10 To talk about Nintendo, SEGA and all things Videogames. And to prove I know more!

Kazza Kazza For his Adol Christian/TinTin Adventures knowledge and how to avoid the Chinese Cameras whilst I invade the Chinese Imperial Palace to steal Xinneh's Honey Pot

Papa Papa Just because he is a great Australian and tells it like it is. Because I am a Weeb Limey Bastard

@Mista For being a laugh on Discord and making NeoGAF a better place. And teach him to speak Mancunian Oop North

ROMhack ROMhack A fellow Brit I get on with. He's got a Day Time Job He's doing alright.

John Day John Day A fellow Whiskey Fan, and to Show him my Whiskey Collection, but don't drink too much!

somerset somerset Just because of your legendary Shakespearean Dialect that I wish to know....Are we all really dribblers on Toilets, or Fabians for just being lesser than Oscar Wilde

Helios Helios Always on Twitter, and always showing us some great images. But can you provide funnier WTF stories like Bullet Club Bullet Club and IbizaPocholo IbizaPocholo ?

DunDunDunpachi DunDunDunpachi For the impressive collection and knowledge of games, and I in turn have taught you some stuff too. I am jealous of your collection

Tesseract Tesseract and CyberPanda CyberPanda You are always there....always in the shadows of every thread with a post. And so am I....

Trojita Trojita Makes threads in rapid response....and then disappears To make another one....probably

BlackOlivesMatter BlackOlivesMatter I only know you thanks to everyone talking about your obsession with a certain lady! And now....I go off to Wikipedia to find out why you love her

Yoshi Yoshi Probably the biggest Nintendo fan I know and also the most polarizing. We still love you

Birdo Birdo The Anti-Yoshi, but makes me laugh with his/her/xerim non-serious posts and makes good points on other posts. Reggie does not approve of you being Anti-Nintendo though Reggie: What's wrong with you

Kadayi Kadayi Makes the best gifs With Pinpoint Precision


They are the ones I know the most from the top of my head.[/SPOILER]
 
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Turkey Master Baster said:
For the GAF Family (Sorry if I miss you out, it is likely because I haven't spoken to you much)

Weilthain Weilthain Would be good to talk to in a Pub with a Pint in hand and I will use a Round Beer Mat and ask him if a Flat Earth could hold my Beer :LOL: He could even offer me a Fried Mars Bar for my trouble.

brap brap Same reasons as above but change the talk in a pub with a explanation in Foot Locker on whether Shrek's Feet or Puss in Boot's Feet he prefers most

JimiNutz JimiNutz To ask if he has a Comedy Book ready about Snickers, to get some nuts. and get to know his genius comedy brain personally.

HUELEN10 HUELEN10 To talk about Nintendo, SEGA and all things Videogames. And to prove I know more!

Kazza Kazza For his Adol Christian/TinTin Adventures knowledge and how to avoid the Chinese Cameras whilst I invade the Chinese Imperial Palace to steal Xinneh's Honey Pot

Papa Papa Just because he is a great Australian and tells it like it is. Because I am a Weeb Limey Bastard

@Mista For being a laugh on Discord and making NeoGAF a better place. And teach him to speak Mancunian Oop North

ROMhack ROMhack A fellow Brit I get on with. He's got a Day Time Job He's doing alright.

John Day John Day A fellow Whiskey Fan, and to Show him my Whiskey Collection, but don't drink too much!

somerset somerset Just because of your legendary Shakespearean Dialect that I wish to know....Are we all really dribblers on Toilets, or Fabians for just being lesser than Oscar Wilde

Helios Helios Always on Twitter, and always showing us some great images. But can you provide funnier WTF stories like Bullet Club Bullet Club and IbizaPocholo IbizaPocholo ?

DunDunDunpachi DunDunDunpachi For the impressive collection and knowledge of games, and I in turn have taught you some stuff too. I am jealous of your collection

Tesseract Tesseract and CyberPanda CyberPanda You are always there....always in the shadows of every thread with a post. And so am I....

Trojita Trojita Makes threads in rapid response....and then disappears To make another one....probably

BlackOlivesMatter BlackOlivesMatter I only know you thanks to everyone talking about your obsession with a certain lady! And now....I go off to Wikipedia to find out why you love her

Yoshi Yoshi Probably the biggest Nintendo fan I know and also the most polarizing. We still love you

Birdo Birdo The Anti-Yoshi, but makes me laugh with his/her/xerim non-serious posts and makes good points on other posts. Reggie does not approve of you being Anti-Nintendo though Reggie: What's wrong with you

Kadayi Kadayi Makes the best gifs With Pinpoint Precision


They are the ones I know the most from the top of my head.[/SPOILER]
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Can't make any promises about the drinking mate! 🤣
 
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