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Bronx-Man · Oct 5, 2015

Have you stumbled upon a conversation and you just couldn't understand some of the words, even though they were all in English? Do you constantly see some new hashtag or abbreviation on Twitter that just confuses you? Image macros that leave you scratching your head? Well be befuddled no longer, as I have decided to spread my wealth of urban knowledge to you, the average NeoGAF user!

Don't be shy! Just ask away!

Zeyphersan · Oct 5, 2015

Is this a rollover from that Netflix and Chill thread?

I'm asking for a friend

Frecklestein · Oct 5, 2015

what's it like to be the owner of a stupid thread?

Sanjuro · Oct 5, 2015

New Day socks or New Day rocks?

B-Dubs · Oct 5, 2015

Paul Mooney did it first and best.

Reverend Funk · Oct 5, 2015

When is it okay for a white person to say the n word?

Bronx-Man · Oct 5, 2015

Zeyphersan said:
Is this a rollover from that Netflix and Chill thread?

I'm asking for a friend

I have no idea what you mean.

Frecklestein said:
what's it like to be the owner of a stupid thread?

Now that's just hurtful. When you insult this thread, you insult Dave Chapelle by proxy. What did Dave Chappelle ever do to you?

Hugstable · Oct 5, 2015

Are you Paul Mooney?

Bronx-Man · Oct 5, 2015

Sanjuro said:
New Day socks or New Day rocks?

New.
Day.
Rocks.

Reverend Funk said:
When is it okay for a white person to say the n word?

Gotta have at least three close black friends that you've known for at least 10 years within proximity of you so that they can check it out. Two just leads to an argument, three is the tiebreaker.

Hugstable said:
Are you Paul Mooney?

I wish.

Reverend Funk · Oct 5, 2015

Bronx-Man said:
Gotta have at least three close black friends that you've known for at least 10 years within proximity of you so that they can check it out. Two just leads to an argument, three is the tiebreaker.

Do I have to get anything in writing or what?

CrocMother · Oct 5, 2015

Why is black people's hair different?

blame space · Oct 5, 2015

do white people smell like dogs when they get wet

Bronx-Man · Oct 5, 2015

Reverend Funk said:
Do I have to get anything in writing or what?

I'd advise to send notifications in advance, but it's not always necessary.

Sou Da · Oct 5, 2015

Frecklestein said:
what's it like to be the owner of a stupid thread?

Frecklestein said in jest, little did they know that this would become one of the longest running OTs in Neogaf's history.

Trouble · Oct 5, 2015

Is it cool if I touch your hair?

*Asked after I'm already touching your hair.*

Fusebox · Oct 5, 2015

Is this thread a joke? I can never tell when Bronx man is joking or not.

zeemumu · Oct 5, 2015

Frecklestein said:
what's it like to be the owner of a stupid thread?

Come now, Frecklestein...

Qwell · Oct 5, 2015

Why do people sag their pants?

Bronx-Man · Oct 5, 2015

CrocMother said:
Why is black people's hair different?

Defense mechanism against the UV rays of the sun. Plus, we just liked how it looked.

blame space said:
do white people smell like dogs when they get wet

I've only dated one white girl in my life. We went to a pool party together and she smelled like chlorine afterwards.

MasterOfPastures · Oct 5, 2015

If Plymouth rock landed on black people, where is it now?

Bronx-Man · Oct 5, 2015

Fusebox said:
Is this thread a joke? I can never tell when Bronx man is joking or not.

That's called Poe's Law.

Qwell said:
Why do people sag their pants?

Blame Allen Iverson.

Bad_Boy · Oct 5, 2015

whats with the socks and flip flops?

i'm black and i get asked this all the time

John Kowalski · Oct 5, 2015

is witch house just halloween themed trip hop?

Mr. X · Oct 5, 2015

I wish this thread was in |OT| so I could follow it

Sanjuro · Oct 5, 2015

Qwell said:
Why do people sag their pants?

Bronx-Man said:
Blame Allen Iverson.

I'm actually going to expand on this with "Why Do Black People Look Better in Suits?"

Gordon Shumway · Oct 5, 2015

I just wanna say that Reds are the superior cigarette..I don't care what anyone else thinks..

Black & Milds immediate second..

Also, do "they hate us, cause they ain't us" have any merit? Enquiring minds..

Darknight · Oct 5, 2015

Is it true Black dudes carry heat in their pants?

Bronx-Man · Oct 5, 2015

Mr. X said:
I wish this thread was in |OT| so I could follow it

It's never too late to join us in the sun.

Sanjuro said:
I'm actually going to expand on this with "Why Do Black People Look Better in Suits?"

Just all about that natural confidence.

John Kowalski said:
is witch house just halloween themed trip hop?

Close, halloween themed electronica.

Darknight said:
Is it true Black dudes carry heat in their pants?

If that's what you wanna call it, yeah.

RP912 · Oct 5, 2015

Gordon Shumway said:
I just wanna say that Reds are the superior cigarette..I don't care what anyone else thinks..

Black & Milds immediate second..

Also, do "they hate us, cause they ain't us" have any merit? Enquiring minds..

As a former smoker of Black and Milds...this post stinks :/

RyudBoy · Oct 5, 2015

Why do you call each other nigga all the time but get all mad when for example, a white dude calls his black friend nigga? Need a good explanation.

Gordon Shumway · Oct 5, 2015

RP912 said:
As a former smoker of Black and Milds...this post stinks :/

Well yeah..these were my way of quitting smoking! I'm trying to help people lol..5 years clean.

Jazzy Network · Oct 5, 2015

Why do people think all black people are African Americans?

cheststrongwell · Oct 5, 2015

When I describe someone as "black", should I whisper it or say it at a normal speaking volume?

Bronx-Man · Oct 5, 2015

Gordon Shumway said:
Also, do "they hate us, cause they ain't us" have any merit? Enquiring minds..

Gordon Shumway · Oct 5, 2015

cheststrongwell said:
When I describe someone as "black", should I whisper it or say it at a normal speaking volume?

Depends..is it about Debbie or "black" Debbie?

RP912 · Oct 5, 2015

Gordon Shumway said:
Well yeah..these were my way of quitting smoking! I'm trying to help people lol..5 years clean.

lol true...7 years for me. Never was my shoe to fit anyway :/.

Valhelm · Oct 5, 2015

How did Street Fighter and DBZ become part of black culture?

Bronx-Man · Oct 5, 2015

RyudBoy said:
Why do you call each other nigga all the time but get all mad when for example, a white dude calls his black friend nigga? Need a good explanation.

N-word privileges are exactly that, privileges. Remember that well.

Jazzy Network said:
Why do people think all black people are African Americans?

Black is just a catch-all term used, similar to how most people use the term "white" even when describing non-anglosaxon Caucasians.

Bronx-Man · Oct 5, 2015

cheststrongwell said:
When I describe someone as "black", should I whisper it or say it at a normal speaking volume?

Normal volume. It's only weird if you make it weird.

Valhelm said:
How did Street Fighter and DBZ become part of black culture?

If there's any two things a black dude loves, it's japanese culture and nerdy shit.

Slayven · Oct 5, 2015

If i bring just ice or just cups to a cookout, am I allowed to take home a plate?

Bluekaveli · Oct 5, 2015

Why does Wayne Brady make Brian Gumble look like Malcolm X?

Valhelm · Oct 5, 2015

RyudBoy said:
Why do you call each other nigga all the time but get all mad when for example, a white dude calls his black friend nigga? Need a good explanation.

stop this

hey_it's_that_dog · Oct 5, 2015

What is black twitter?

Please answer in the form of the classic "white people tweet like this..., but black people tweet like this..."

thx in advance

Bronx-Man · Oct 5, 2015

Slayven said:
If i bring just ice or just cups to a cookout, am I allowed to take home a plate?

One plate, but it's gotta be the shittiest thing they got over there.

Bluekaveli said:
Why does Wayne Brady make Brian Gumble look like Malcolm X?

He's what we like to refer to as a "cornball brotha".

hey_it's_that_dog said:
What is black twitter?

Please answer in the form of the classic "white people tweet like this..., but black people tweet like this..."

thx in advance

white people tweet like "I just got this pumpkin spice latte with my new birkenstocks #blessed" but black people tweet like "my little brother just got shot by NYPD for staring at this white girl for too long"

John Kowalski · Oct 5, 2015

So should i really just suck it up and buy Super Mario Galaxy at nintendo prices or save the money for more important things?

Sanjuro · Oct 5, 2015

Alright, last one. All time sitcom dad?

Seesaw15 · Oct 5, 2015

Bluekaveli · Oct 5, 2015

Bronx-Man said:
One plate, but it's gotta be the shittiest thing they got over there.

He's what we like to refer to as a "cornball brotha".

Thank you Mr. Damus

Slayven · Oct 5, 2015

Sanjuro said:
Alright, last one. All time sitcom dad?

Uncle Phil

Carl Winslow in a pinch

CitizenCope · Oct 5, 2015

I have black friends that vote republican. Are they black?

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