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Jocelyn Wildenstein, the NYC socialite, famous since the 1990s for spending millions of dollars on plastic surgery to make herself look like a cat, because her billionaire ex-husband liked cats or something.

Well, she's in the news again for attacking her current boyfriend.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article119751803.html

New York socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein has a face that’s been photographed hundreds of times — because after $4 million worth of plastic surgery, she looks like a cat.

Now the woman known as “Catwoman” has a mugshot to add to that collection.

Wildenstein, 76, was arrested early Wednesday at her Trump World Tower apartment for allegedly slashing her longtime designer boyfriend in the chest with scissors and pouring hot wax on his face during a brawl, according to The Daily Mail, which ran her mugshot on Thursday.

Police say she also clawed Lloyd Klein in the face with her nails.

The 49-year-old Klein reportedly shoved the so-called “Bride of Wildenstein” into a walk-in closet to stop the assault.

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“Lloyd was using his laptop and evidently not paying her enough attention. So she screamed at him to get off the computer then picked up a lit candle and threw the hot wax all over him,” a source told The Daily Mail.

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Wildenstein was arraigned in Manhattan Criminal Court on felony and misdemeanor assault charges and freed without bail, the Post reported.

Her Mugshot.

How she looked throughout the years

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Every time I see her, I think of the plastic surgery terrors from Escape From LA.

 

[TimeEffect]

That ex husband had to have been fucking with her

 

[Hagi]

For 4 million dollars spent to look like a cat you'd think she'd at least have got whiskers. Cheaper to be a furry.

 

[jelly]

Did she ever look not Cat like or not plastic? The 1970 one still looks off.

 

[Oppo]

yikes. that's fucking scary mental illness on display.

what doctor could possibly live with themselves after applying obviously detrimental plastic surgery to this woman?

 

[Fuchsdh]

She's got a real "wonder how I got these scars" face going on in that mugshot. Sad that she apparently didn't have someone who could have moderated that and gotten her help.

 

[SigSig]

Jocelyn Wildenstein, the NYC socialite, famous since the 1990s for spending millions of dollars on plastic surgery to make herself look like a cat, because her billionaire ex-husband liked cats or something.

There are successful furries?

 

[TwEE-N-Toast]

Did she ever look not Cat like or not plastic? The 1970 one still looks off.

That 1970s one looks like a regular middle aged white woman to me.

 

[RinsFury]

Wow, she is 76 years old?

 

[Hagi]

Wow, she is 76 years old?

That's only 15 in cat years.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

That surgery really was a bad idea yikes

 

[Stinkles]

There are successful furries?

Chewbacca, Zach Galfianakis, Luke Smith, Sonic T. Hedgehog

 

[MrS]

That whole OP is nightmare fuel

 

[ExigentContact]

She looks more like a Splicer from BioShock than a cat.

 

[JustenP88]

Owwwwwch the face looks painful. She's got to be in constant discomfort.

 

[Castef]

Weird. I mean, she seems such a balanced and intelligent person.

 

[Antiwhippy]

That face looks like it's composed of dead tissues.

 

[GhostTrick]

yikes. that's fucking scary mental illness on display.

what doctor could possibly live with themselves after applying obviously detrimental plastic surgery to this woman?

I heard you sleep really well with 4 million dollar inside your mattress.

 

[rjc571]

So Trump won't rent his properties to black people but he will to the likes of her?

 

[sazzy]

New York socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein has a face that’s been photographed hundreds of times — because after $4 million worth of plastic surgery, she looks like a cat.

...

 

[AGoodODST]

Surely she must be in discomfort? That must be rough. Doesn't even look like a cat.

 

[Bert409]

 

[Blastoise]

This is the kind of weird I like.

 

[Bubba_Sparks]

Guys, she received 2.5 billion (BILLION!!!!) for her divorce from her husband

Holy Shit!

 

[Lashley]

Ahahahah this is what I thought of too, reading the OP

 

[MC Safety]

Surely she must be in discomfort? That must be rough. Doesn't even look like a cat.

You know what will fix that?

More surgery.

"New York socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein has a face that’s been photographed hundreds of times — because after $4 million worth of plastic surgery, she looks like a cat."

Can someone point out the cat she resembles?

 

[zeemumu]

Beau-Line.

Stop using it, and your face disintegrates.

 

[Akuun]

I still don't see how she's supposed to look like a cat.

 

[TheRedSnifit]

.

 

[Starfield]

Oh don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me.
I said you're holding back,
She said shut up and dance with me!

 

[HMD]

Her face is blue, must be numb as hell.

 

[Magwik]

I don't even think I have a GIF that sums up my feelings looking at these pictures.

 

[Fbh]

But she doesn't look like a cat. She just looks deformed

 

[Kinyou]

Wow, she is 76 years old?

Gotta say, she doesn't look her age. Then again, she doesn't look like any age.

 

[Violet_0]

“Lloyd was using his laptop and evidently not paying her enough attention. So she screamed at him to get off the computer then picked up a lit candle and threw the hot wax all over him,”

she really is a cat now, I guess

 

[Korigama]

Hm, looks vaguely like an old lion with the lighting and angle in the courtroom photo. Otherwise, not getting the impression of anything catlike in the other pictures.

The things that people with too much money won't do to themselves...

 

[moggio]

 

[Trey]

I thought someone who worked on the production of the Catwoman movie had gotten arrested at first.

Hoped, really.

 

[Socreges]

she really is a cat now, I guess

Only if she'd sat on the keyboard first.

 

[The Incarnation]

Beast mode.

 

[falconxcrunner09]

Is that Lilith from DMC?

 

[NealMcCauley]

Beast mode.

If anyone wants their mind blown google "Ron Perlman Beauty and the Beast."

 

[kai3345]

man what the fuck

 

[Rhaknar]

are they remaking Beauty and the Beast?

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

She's horrifying. That's not a cat.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

At what point does a doctor look at her and stop chopping her face up for ethical reasons?

 

[GeekyDad]

Wow...

I can never unsee this...

 

[Caelus]

are they remaking Beauty and the Beast?

I've got news for you...

 

[liquidtmd]

...to make herself look like a cat, because her billionaire ex-husband liked cats or something.

Is she sure he didn't just say pussy?