A classic I got from the reddit thread the OP's video was posted in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVN4PRLrpsA
(Scottish blokes can't shake a rabbit).
"That's not a rabbit that's a hare" "It's a cunt is what it is"
and
"Why doesnae it go in the grass?" "Cause there's beasties in there"