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I guess you could say.. Rockstar got 1UP'ed
No, Bioshock was first of the 3, so it gets the 10.Raging Spaniard said:So? Should they give Bioshock a 9 because there are too many shooters on the console?
Raging Spaniard said:Come on now, genre doesn't matter, quality does.
And holy fuck man, chill out, youre arguing over amazingly unimportant stuff
speculawyer said:Have you played the game?
Jack Thompson, is that you?
speculawyer said:They have wildly erratic opinions. Yes, there are some bad games out . . . low budget shovelware, games that got shipped despite not being ready, buggy games, etc. But 1Up has been giving very low scores to decent game that just don't suit their preference. I think card games are stupid, so would it be fair for me to review eye of Judgement and give it a 1.0?
Here are some decent games that they gave unnecessarily low scores to:
Looney Toons: Acme Arsenal PS2 1UP 1.0 10/26/2007 (1.0? Really? Not 3.0? or 4.0?)
Tony Hawk's Proving Ground Xbox 360 1UP 5.5 (5.5? The first line of the review is "Tony Hawk is fun.". . . shouldn't that at least merit a 6.5?)
NHL 2K8 Xbox 360 1UP 4.0 09/11/2007 (4.0? So you don't like the control scheme so thrash the game despite tons of merit like a great franchise mode.)
And for comparison, they gave Lair a 6.0:
Lair PS3 1UP 6.0 08/27/2007 (What? Your review rips it apart but you think it is better than all of the above games?)
Their reviews are internally inconsistent . . . then need a little editing to filter out the extremes. And they are extreme in the other direction too . . . they've given out three 10s recently . . . all to xbox 360 shooters.
TheKingsCrown said:I certainly haven't finished Bioshock, but its not a 10 game yet imo :X.
titiklabingapat said:Table Tennis was also universally panned for poor controls.
DustinC said:You can skip some of the cutscenes. I'd have to go back thru again to see if it's just the ones at the start of a level or what, but I know by pressing C I was able to skip some.
They both scored the same.Sato Koiji said:If its the Wii version...then purchase the PS2 version![]()
:lolAmir0x said:nobody who owned a PS2 cared about it. It was just hyped by the Wii folks :lol
Kenka said:Was supposed to be a good game...
:lol "TTWO" is funny in an of itself because it's their stock symbolLJ11 said:Speculawyer's TTWO shilling is getting old, really old.
it is a decent game... so far at least, it doesn't do anything special other than VA and atmosphere, but it does those two extremly well. I need to read the whole review to see what the issue was.Guybrush Threepwood said:People actually thought that this would be a good, no, a decent game?
Jirotrom said:At first I was going to just go ahead and agree wiht Sharkey because I trust his reviews, but after playing I really like the wii controls other than the camera. All of the motions work perfectly and you can definitly tell whats going on in the kills.
Amir0x said:nobody who owned a PS2 cared about it. It was just hyped by the Wii folks :lol
BlackTyrano said:1up are Wii folks confirmed by Amir0x!
When you have a character that walks around with a pig's head on and his genitals hanging out on top of the bloody or violent kills, you've got something that is literally ground breaking.
Gary Whitta said:When you have a character that walks around with a pig's head on and his genitals hanging out on top of the bloody or violent kills, you've got something that is literally ground breaking.
Harvey Hedonist said:That sounds wonderful. In fact I think I found my Halloween costume.
Gary Whitta said:I love this quote from IGN's review, referring to the original game:
I don't even know where to start with all the things that are wrong with this sentence.
Amused_To_Death said:Just read the Gamespot review, I'm starting to wonder if 1UP has some issues???
Sharp said:My roommate said he wanted to get this today because of the controversy it was creating. I told him it was poorly reviewed, and he acted surprised that I considered that a factor in my purchase decisions. Nonetheless, we looked it up on gamerankings and it was scoring significantly better than I thought it was (around 70%?). That's still a kind of crappy aggregate score, but it's a lot better than I expected given 1up's review. Did 1up have any issues nobody else did?
LJ11 said:Speculawyer's TTWO shilling is getting old, really old.
AdmiralViscen said:4 pages?
This just makes you look foolish.skip said:YEAH MAN, MAYBE IF THE CONTROLS WERE AWESOME IT COULD HAVE BEEN A 4.5
Gary Whitta said:If you're the kind of person who gets off on the idea of:
* grabbing some dude in a headlock and then sawing his head off
* jamming a live electrical wire in someone's mouth until it explodes
* nailing a guy to a chair and then stabbing him in the face with a hypodermic needle
* stuffing someone's head in the toilet then beating them to death with the cistern
* stabbing a policeman in the stomach until he dies
* jamming a crowbar under someone's groin then ripping his balls off with it
* decapitating a person with a shovel
* suffocating someone to death with a plastic bag
then you're probably not going to give a fuck about review scores.
Amir0x said:you mean IGN
speculawyer said:No, Bioshock was first of the 3, so it gets the 10.![]()
I'm just pointing out a seeming platform/genre bias they seem to have . . . but all three of those games are really great (Bioshock, Halo, & Orange Box) . . . but then again, I do have a bias to that genre.![]()
And it is important . . . those ridiculously low scores can really pull down gamerankings.com averages, so they should really try to be a bit more reasonable . . . it is just spite to be giving big budget good quality titles scores less than 5.0.
I meant, um, actual specific issues with the gameplay. Not so much conspiracy theories.mentalfloss said:It's 3rd party, mature content on Wii. Not good for the current GAF/1up/EGM/Sony/MS status quo.
Sho_Nuff82 said:Are you freaking serious?
You want 1up to take the gamerankings average into account when they assign a review score based on their editor's opinion?
Unbelievable.
It's amazing the backlash that Bioshock, Halo 3, and Orange Box have created towards review sites simply by being on the same console.
If 1up thinks the game is genuinely terrible, it should get a terrible score. If 1up thinks the game is genuinely awesome, it should get an awesome score.
None of you will be bitching if/when Super Mario Galaxy scores 9.5's and 10's across the board.