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[GSG Flash]

What the hell is "2 girls 1 mcrib"?

 

[Green Shinobi]

My comfortable belief in the idea that girls don't poop is severely challenged by these videos.

 

[Liferebooted]

What the hell is "2 girls 1 mcrib"?

Just google 2girls1mcrib.

 

[Gaborn]

That's freakin hot.

 

[Odrion]

He's content to write sappy stuff like Gravity and Dreaming With a Broken Heart.

I know, it's really weird that some guy who sings about fathers and daughters and acting like a free spirit and all this girlish/soccer dad-ish songs has a pretty awesome since of humor. Didn't he have his own TV show (called something like "John Mayer Has His Own TV Show") where he would screw around with the heads of his fans?

He also made an acoustic version of the song Kid A. :lol

 

[thetrin]

Fuck fuck fucking shit.

I had FINALLY forgotten all about that disgusting video and here we go... a thread with the video's title in the name, even though its just a parody.

People at work bet me $10 I couldn't watch the whole video... I made it 40 fucking seconds before saying fuck that shit and walking away. I couldn't sleep for 3 fucking nights afterwards.

And then those people at my work say that there is a video just like it only its an hour long instead of a minute... what the fuck, is that shit real? Don't you die from disease if you eat your own shit?

Are you a 65 year old woman by some chance? Because you sound like a wrinkly old sissy.

 

[Gaborn]

Are you a 65 year old woman by some chance? Because you sound like a wrinkly old sissy.

Because only REAL men watch girls playing with shit.

 

[Jibber Hack]

Because only REAL men watch girls playing with shit.

Amen

 

[ChunderMan]

Don't ban the OP, that clip was gold!

 

[thetrin]

Because only REAL men watch girls playing with shit.

Bingo.

 

[aoi tsuki]

2girls1mcrib is funnier than the John Mayer parody.

 

[pnjtony]

I watched the original last night for the second time and it's so obviously fake. I mean it's still disgusting, but it's not real

Spoiler

shit

 

[Jibber Hack]

I watched the original last night for the second time

Why would you do this?

 

[Saoh]

I watched the original last night for the second time.....

wwwhhhhaaaaaaaaattttttt??? i had to close the fucking browser at 0:10. worst video ever!!!

 

[Green Shinobi]

wwwhhhhaaaaaaaaattttttt??? i had to close the fucking browser at 0:10. worst video ever!!!

I watch the original probably 3-4 times a day. More if I have the day off from work.

 

[Red Scarlet]

People at work bet me $10 I couldn't watch the whole video... I made it 40 fucking seconds before saying fuck that shit and walking away. I couldn't sleep for 3 fucking nights afterwards.

Wow, you sound like a sissy female.

 

[Diablos]

Why? He's a great guitar player

I saw him live in 2003, and his show bored me to death. The drummer sucked and the guitar skills everyone speaks of were clearly absent that night.

 

[YYZ]

wow, the mcrib thing is retarded.

 

[Saoh]

I watch the original probably 3-4 times a day. More if I have the day off from work.

yeah right. you probably lost your sex drive already.

 

[grandjedi6]

I watch the original probably 3-4 times a day. More if I have the day off from work.

we don't care about your feces fetish

 

[fistfulofmetal]

Wow, I don't know what's more amazing, the fact that someone parodied 2chicks1cup or that fact John Mayer is the one parodying it.

 

[typhonsentra]

I finally watched a little of the video and I gotta say... doesn't live up to the hype. Yes it's shit, but unless you're thinking about what it actually tastes like it shouldn't affect you.

 

[birdman]

John Mayer has once again shown me that even though he writes sappy songs, he's still an awesome guy.

 

[Green Shinobi]

we don't care about your feces fetish

But we care about all these ninnies' feces aversions?

Spoiler

2g1c scarred me for life.

 

[weepy]

I knew I shouldn't have watch that fucking shit, but nooooo, I had to see what the fuss was about...The internet have ruined my innocence!! You bastards are beyond fucked up!!

 

[aoi tsuki]

I finally watched a little of the video and I gotta say... doesn't live up to the hype. Yes it's shit, but unless you're thinking about what it actually tastes like it shouldn't affect you.

i could see how it would affect someone even without thinking of the taste. i found it gross, but after having seen swap.avi, various scat vids, Tubgirl, the alt.sex guy who talks about eating shit from public restrooms, and the first scat pics i saw over a decade ago (i still remember the horror i felt when i saw them), it's just pretty much meh at this point.

 

[Green Shinobi]

What makes this video is that they kept the original music. I wonder if it would be possible to find the music file so I could use it in other stuff.

 

[Magic Mile]

What makes this video is that they kept the original music. I wonder if it would be possible to find the music file so I could use it in other stuff.

Ugh. I hate the music. I watch the reaction videos on youtube and that stupid haunting piano piece is laser enscribed into my memory. It freaks me out.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Well... I just saw the original for my self a few minutes ago and as disturbing as it was I was not completely freaked the fuck out. I share the sentiments of Aos tsuki and what he said above. I've seen some pretty fucked up shit before and honestly all this does is add to the shit pile (no pun intended... well kinda intended).

I still for the life of me cannot possibly comprehend what is going on in the minds of those two young girls and how they could possibly go through with this. There isn't enough money in the WORLD to get me to even consider doing this.

 

[fistfulofmetal]

Maybe they just really like the taste of shit.


and puke

 

[aoi tsuki]

What makes this video is that they kept the original music. I wonder if it would be possible to find the music file so I could use it in other stuff.

You could always rip it from the FLV using something like SUPER. It's probably just some stock piece of music anyways.

Fun fact: they also produce swap.avi. i think i'll download a trailer of theirs, give it an interesting name, build a site for it, then watch the ad revenue roll in, not unlike an underpaid Brazilian actress rolling a fresh soft turd in her mouth.

 

[h_a_t]

i could see how it would affect someone even without thinking of the taste. i found it gross, but after having seen swap.avi, various scat vids, Tubgirl, the alt.sex guy who talks about eating shit from public restrooms, and the first scat pics i saw over a decade ago (i still remember the horror i felt when i saw them), it's just pretty much meh at this point.

Didn't really feel that way until after sending the clip to friends and co-workers and seeing their reactions.
It's pretty sad the kinds of things I've become desensitized to over the years.
Thank you internet.

 

[Green Shinobi]

I still for the life of me cannot possibly comprehend what is going on in the minds of those two young girls and how they could possibly go through with this. There isn't enough money in the WORLD to get me to even consider doing this.

It probably gets them enough money to buy their supply of meth and cigarettes for the month. That's my guess.

 

[Cassano]

I saw him live in 2003, and his show bored me to death. The drummer sucked and the guitar skills everyone speaks of were clearly absent that night.

2003? It's only really been 2005+ that he's started to play the electric guitar for the majority of his sets. Buddy Guy, Clapton, BB King etc seem to think he's got some chops.