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2012 Maxim Hot 100

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As long as we are posting unbelievable omissions, here's my pick, Melissa Clarke. Too fucking hot in all honesty.
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-NinjaBoiX- said:
As long as we are posting unbelievable omissions, here's my pick, Melissa Clarke. Too fucking hot in all honesty.
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[I]Fist bump*[/I]

It is a tragedy she's not on the list. Replace J-Wow with her at least.
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purple cobra said:
Fist bump*

It is a tragedy she's not on the list. Replace J-Wow with her at least.
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She looks cool in your new avy, how many different MC pics have you had?!?. I like unusual pics of hot girls, I forget who, but someone has an awesome Chinese chick going crosseyed with a finger gun to her head, so cool.
 
-NinjaBoiX- said:
She looks cool in your new avy, how many different MC pics have you had?!?. I like unusual pics of hot girls, I forget who, but someone has an awesome Chinese chick going crosseyed with a finger gun to her head, so cool.
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I think I have about 30 different avatars of her made. ;) I rotate them all the time. Sometimes her with short hair, sometimes her with longer hair. I think she's rocking longer hair nowadays. Either way, mmm :D
 
Olivian Munn at #2? :lol Leaking nude pictures truly is the best way for a nobody to get noticed in Hollywood.
 
-NinjaBoiX- said:
As long as we are posting unbelievable omissions, here's my pick, Melissa Clarke. Too fucking hot in all honesty.
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Purple Cobra knows what's up...
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Too bad that people like her are usually never recognized in lists like this. Playmate is probably the farthest they would go.
 
purple cobra said:
I think I have about 30 different avatars of her made. ;) I rotate them all the time. Sometimes her with short hair, sometimes her with longer hair. I think she's rocking longer hair nowadays. Either way, mmm :D
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Oh man, big wide blue feline eyes, cute little button nose, full pouty lips, amazing complexion...and that's before you even mention her "two perfect scoops of vanilla ice cream" rack and that awesomely sexy tattoo on her leg.

I bet her pussy is like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut.
 
-NinjaBoiX- said:
Oh man, big wide blue feline eyes, cute little button nose, full pouty lips, amazing complexion...and that's before you even mention her "two perfect scoops of vanilla ice cream" rack and that awesomely sexy tattoo on her leg.

I bet her pussy is like a whisp of cotton candy framing a paper cut.
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I bet if FHM made this list she'd be on it..

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royalan said:
I love that Olivia Munn STAYS keeping folks PRESSED!!!
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Um, could someone decode this sentence for me?

And I really like Anna Torv, but knowing that she shares the same blood as Rupert Murdoch kind of grosses me out.
 
mattiewheels said:
Um, could someone decode this sentence for me?

And I really like Anna Torv, but knowing that she shares the same blood as Rupert Murdoch kind of grosses me out.
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Except that she doesn't? They're not related by blood if her aunt was married to the guy.

EDIT: So are plywood and Lebron actually going to do a top 25? because I'd love to see it.
 
Fry8 said:
No Hayley Williams? lol

edit: I didn't know who Melissa Clarke was until now. MY LORD
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Hayley is really cute, but we are talking about the hottest of the hot here.

Hayley is just a sweet combo of being cute, talented and pretty cool. And that voice is amazing, raises some fairly inoffensive pop punk into a little guilty pleasure of mine. They are a cut above the usual emo fluff for me, although it's unapologetically emo fluff all the same! : )
 
Munn is beautiful. Sorry.
Also I used to LOVE Jessica Gomes but man she needs to put some weight back on. I actually liked her more when she was a little chubby.
I've seen worse lists.
 
-NinjaBoiX- said:
Hayley is really cute, but we are talking about the hottest of the hot here.

Hayley is just a sweet combo of being cute, talented and pretty cool. And that voice is amazing, raises some fairly inoffensive pop punk into a little guilty pleasure of mine. They are a cut above the usual emo fluff for me, although it's unapologetically emo fluff all the same! : )
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Nah c'mon bro, Hayley got the whole package. She is really hot.

Taylor Swift made to the list, and she fits right into the description in bold, so Hayley should definitely be there too. Btw, I think Taylor is smoking hot too.
 
CitizenCope said:
Munn is beautiful. Sorry.
Also I used to LOVE Jessica Gomes but man she needs to put some weight back on. I actually liked her more when she was a little chubby.
I've seen worse lists.
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I can't really say anything negative about Munn. She's a gorgeous woman - especially in person. Its weird how some turn on her for not being a real nerd or whatever that means, and she does have the personality to rub many the wrong way, but would I start an international conflict by smanging her on the desk of a Russian ambassador? As if ordained by the Lord himself.

#2 though? lol... that's a bit much
 
Solid collection of hot women (with some exceptions - JWoww, Lois, Colbert wtf) but I strongly disagree with the order. I think I'll make my own list, needs some more *ahem* research first though.
 
Wiseblade said:
Except that she doesn't? They're not related by blood if her aunt was married to the guy.
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Oh cool, I just heard 'related' and feared the worst. Ha.
 
If we're talking about porn stars, there's this Russian woman that goes by the stage name of Snejanna...
 
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