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[mclem]

Lol Tonga guy is just there for the athletes village

Like anyone's going to be able to maintain a grip!

 

[Dr.Acula]

Will NBC cut?

Will NBC nut?

 

[Thelonelykoopa]

NBC talking to us like we are babies when it comes to the alphabet.

 

[FO-totality]

His Michelle back this year?

This is serious question. Bring me Michelle Jeneke!

Women's 100m hurdles, according to Google.

 

[clemenx]

Lol the cheers for the Tongan dude. Awesome.

 

[Jamie OD]

Will NBC cut?

They'll pass the footage over to Vince McMahon. He'll show up in WWE by the end of the year.

 

[psaman17]

Kazakhstan are mostly asians? Borat lied to me.

 

[Dany]

NBC talking to us like we are babies when it comes to the alphabet.

"sometimes a C sounds like a K or a Q"

 

[Delio]

NBC talking to us like we are babies when it comes to the alphabet.

Just trying to teach us

 

[Memento]

This guy is gonna use at least 50

LMAOOO

 

[Ganzlinger]

Kazakhstan are mostly asians? Borat lied to me.

About 70% I guess. The rest are Russians. IIRC

 

[NewDust]

"sometimes a C sounds like a K or a Q"

They turned into PBS... With more ads...

 

[Arcana Wiz]

Tonga guy will use his condom quota before the first half of the event

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

sponsored by johnson baby oil

Dwayne Johnson is competing in the Olympics?

 

[Kjellson]

I bet the Tonga guy isn't even going to show at the competitions. He's just there for the village, lol.

 

[Fuu]

oh man, that oiled up dude...

.

 

[Tempy]

Tuvalu has the smallest delegation - 1 athlete.

 

[fireworkfan]

the oiled up guy is gonna need a truck load of condoms for himself

 

[FO-totality]

Why does Texas get to field it's own team?!

 

[Delio]

Damn Chile looking slick.

 

[Dr.Acula]

Why is Ukraine's flag-bearer a mobster?

 

[Volimar]

That selfie stick.

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

China: 404 athletes not found.

 

[Tempy]

 

[Majine]

Russia in already? Did people boo?

 

[Thelonelykoopa]

"I'm speaking ping pong here"

 

[Delio]

WHEW thanks just incase NBC skips him.

 

[PureYeti]

Women's 100m hurdles, according to Google.

Bless you

 

[fireworkfan]

guess the selfie stick ban didn't quite make it down to the olympics yet

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Dawg that's not oil, that's bug spray

 

[Ganzlinger]

A lot of cheers for Uruguay, our former province. Come back to us!

 

[Dany]

"I'm speaking ping pong here"

"It's fucking table tennis JAN, jfc"

 

[NewDust]

Russia in already? Did people boo?

Yes, no

 

[Disxo]

URUGUAY PAPÁ
Best guay!

Spoiler

(We destroyed the other guay in a war btw)

 

[Tugatrix]

"here for the bitches...sorry I mean beaches"

 

[GunBR]

Non-USA GAF here
If I understand right, NBC isn't showing the opening ceremony live?
Why?

 

[Jamie OD]

Vanuatu are getting down!

 

[D4Danger]

zika can't get you if you stay in the packaging.

 

[GTP_Daverytimes]

Was looking at the all time Olympics table and the USSR's 9 games haul of 1010 medals is mind boggling

 

[Volimar]

Americans gonna learn some shit tonight.

 

[Thelonelykoopa]

Non-USA GAF here
If I understand right, NBC isn't showing the opening ceremony live?
Why?

Yeah we are like an hour behind with ads as well.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

sounds like there are plenty of Venezuelans in the stadium, which makes sense.

 

[gutter_trash]

How many of these Venezuela athletes are gonna decide to defect?

 

[ColdPizza]

Non-USA GAF here
If I understand right, NBC isn't showing the opening ceremony live?
Why?

$$$$$

Though they claim it's for editing purposes to make it more palatable for our short attention spans.

 

[Mesousa]

Was that venezuela before Vietnam?

 

[Acorn]

Virgin Islands spiritual home of gaf.

 

[The_Super_Inframan]

Virgin Islands spiritual home of gaf.

Lol

 

[SilentRacoon]

Was that venezuela before Vietnam?

The ones in the blue suits ? Yes they were.

Shame about the current state of the country, it has been ripped of its former glory.

 

[Bold One]

Man these BBC commentators, one trite and pointless fact followed by a depressing news update

 

[fireworkfan]

Non-USA GAF here
If I understand right, NBC isn't showing the opening ceremony live?
Why?

gotta make ad money i guess,we aren't even to south korea yet so its gonna be a while