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4 inch Alien found in Pakistan with Picture and video inside

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If a human being beat that thing up it wouldn't be in such pristine condition. Seriously. An infant would have destroyed it, so I call BS.






It doesn't even have feet. Think about that. Or hands.
 
Don't worry Zapages. I'm sure we'll all feel really bad for laughing at you, once the aliens come down to kill us all in revenge.
 
who remembers this one?

gaf_sighting.jpg
 
I can't believe you guys are making fun of Zapages. He's normally so reliable and trustworthy, you'd think you'd give him the benefit of the doubt.
 
Replicant said:
Why is it that the majority of 'Alien' pictures/imageries always evoked that of little gray man?
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Because the people that make them aren't creative enough to make a tentacle monster?
 
Replicant said:
Why is it that the majority of 'Alien' pictures/imageries always evoked that of little gray man?
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Same way Zeus always looks about the same. Aliens are mythology now, whether the first drawing of a classic alien was based on a real image or not everyone recognizes it now. So if the aliens were real It'd make sense, but it also makes sense for people playing hoaxes to also do it in that image or we'd just look at a 4 inch scorpion that someone's calling an alien and laugh. Wait, I guess we're doing that anyways here.
 
Replicant said:
Why is it that the majority of 'Alien' pictures/imageries always evoked that of little gray man?
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That's the reason they keep doing it, they don't want to disrupt the mythos.
 
"I have landed on the alien planet and spotted several creatures. They are massive, the size of our mountains. I advise we call off the invasion. They are so big they could swat our powerful ships out of the sky. I repeat, call off the inv-SHIT! They're chasing me! They're hurling parts of their planet at me! And these are the ones I believe are the children! Its horrific! Send help! Send h-........."

esbern said:
who remembers this one?

gaf_sighting.jpg
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I do! It was totally real too. That black spot outside the window was totally an alien.
 
Justin Bailey said:
To prevent war. . . the Galaxy. . . is on Orion's belt. . .
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Junior, there are no galaxies on Orion's belt. Orion's belt is made up of just three stars. Galaxies are huge. They're made up of billions of stars.

You heard wrong...
 
Houston3000 said:
So when the alien dies it transforms into a toy alien... convenient I must say
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Yea, next they'll say "When it died we saw it changed its molecular structure and lose all of it's internal organs, we couldn't see the organs but it happened!"
 
It would be so awesome if that alien got caught but the kids had like star wars play sets and stuff for him to live.

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we should be lucky to land on an alien planet and be the same size as their toys.
 
erlim said:
It would be so awesome if that alien got caught but the kids had like star wars play sets and stuff for him to live.
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But Aliens are sneaky bastards and would turn the toy death star into the real thing and destroy us all!
 
Uh oh, his overlords are attacking Lahore in retaliationÂ…

CNN.com Breaking News: A large blast has rocked central Lahore in Pakistan, destroying at least one building. Details soon
 
How come nearly all aliens in popular fiction look humanoid? Is it because the people who create these things lack imagination, or because they actually believe that both our species and the alien's originated from a common point in evolution?

That is what I want to know.
 
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