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5 Year Old Prodigy Aelita Andre

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Picasso was an amazing artist who was well accomplished in realism, and co-invented cubism, which wasn't nonsense fingerpainting, but abstractions of objects rendered in multiple angles at once. It was mind blowing and moved painting forward into a new era. He was a literally a master of the art. This kid, while perhaps talented, is CERTAINLY not that. The sleazy marketing is disgusting.
 
Really, that is your beef? That the media labels her the next piccaso?

That's like being mad when they label some basketball prodigy as the "next" Michael Jordan. It's silly, sure, but not really a reason to be upset, because everyone knows the chances of that kid ACTUALLY being the next Michael Jordan are about 0.
 
That's crap. Now this is art.

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Seriously, I like this! How much for a print?
 
Most of the big name classic artists spent years and years studying and perfecting and creating the "rules" of painting, in a very realistic and analytical way. They learnt the skills and rules to an extremely high level and then broke the rules to create their more abstract works. So there's meaning, knowledge and method behind even the most simple of their work. Whether the actual art is better/worse in your opinion, at least you can respect the artist.

A lot of modern artists now days skip learning anything and just shit all over a canvas and call it art.

I agree with this fully. When there's real training behind it, I can respect abstract modern art.

There's no training behind this. Maybe she has an eye for color, but that doesn't merit the word "prodigy".

That's crap. Now this is art.

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I fuckin' cracked up in the office.
 
Really, that is your beef? That the media labels her the next piccaso?

That's like being mad when they label some basketball prodigy as the "next" Michael Jordan. It's silly, sure, but not really a reason to be upset, because everyone knows the chances of that kid ACTUALLY being the next Michael Jordan are about 0.

At least 'the next Michael Jordan' has some objective markers to measure up against. This is merely subject to interpretation and hype, and this 'peewee picasso' already has that shit built in around them by her parents. It's disgusting to all of the people who are out there actually doing things and creating.

But hey, personally, I don't believe that a five year old has the relevant life experience and training to actually make art that would be pleasing and groundbreaking to a thinking adult because they've experienced nothing in their life beyond shitting in their pants and pissing the bed. So I'm admittedly biased.
 
It's pretty disappointing that so many on GAF, which I think is very open to new concepts, likes new technology, is mostly liberal etc. shit on modern art on every occasion possible.

DIsappointing really. Shows you that not enough people have had (good) art classes in high school...Or should visit some exhibitons more often...
 
So much resentment in this thread. The girl will grow up doing what she loves while most of you will still be posting on GAF bitching about it.

Kudos to her parents for encouraging her. Not every child is this fortunate.
 
She shows signs of being a great painter some day. I see an instinct for composition and color theory that baffles and excites at the same time.

There are some that are hit or miss, but she's fucking 5. I just hope she's allowed to grow as an artist away from all the media scrutiny.
 
It's pretty disappointing that so many on GAF, which I think is very open to new concepts, likes new technology, is mostly liberal etc. shit on modern art on every occasion possible.

DIsappointing really. Shows you that not enough people have had (good) art classes in high school...Or should visit some exhibitons more often...

How is opening up the caps on a bunch of paints and dumping them art? How is putting a dinosaur on a painting art? It's fine if a kid wants to express themselves, but people are being suckered into this because of the media.
 
this is like when my friend used to sell pottery on ebay and claim he was a up and coming artist and people actually bought the stuff
 
It's pretty disappointing that so many on GAF, which I think is very open to new concepts, likes new technology, is mostly liberal etc. shit on modern art on every occasion possible.

DIsappointing really. Shows you that not enough people have had (good) art classes in high school...Or should visit some exhibitons more often...
I took enough art classes in college to know that most masters of art got there through years of tutelage/experimentation/experience and have a base knowledge in art that allows them to grow and experiment with the medium. Labeling a finger painting kid a phenomenon prodigy only undermines true artists who are moving the medium forward and says, "Hey, anybody can do it!"
So much resentment in this thread. The girl will grow up doing what she loves while most of you will still be posting on GAF bitching about it.

Kudos to her parents for encouraging her. Not every child is this fortunate.
She's five. She doesn't know what she wants. Her ARTIST parents are forcing her to do something and are making shitloads of money on it. How is this any different than Lindsay Lohan's parents forcing her into acting because they want to live vicariously?

It may be a completely different situation, but you are in no position to know one way or the other, so don't shit on people who are skeptical and cynical.
 
Did you watch the video? That kid clearly loves painting. I don't think they are forcing her to do anything.
I've just watched the video, she's having a whale of a time! So cute to watch.

But I still maintain, I don't see the aptitude for art, she's literally just picking up some paint, emptying it onto the canvas, walking round, empty some more paint, stick a few fur balls on there, smear some paint on the edges, she's just playing. And that's great, it really is. Hopefully it'll manifest in some actual talent. But at the minute, she's just a kid who likes to paint. I don't want to be dismissive, but calling her a genius? There seems to be little evidence of any rhyme or reason, it's just random paint splats in the name of fun. Why label it as more?
 
I went to the modern art exhibit at my city's museum this past weekend... terrible. I think time will take care of it though, 40 years from now an exhibit with art from 2000 to 2010 will be more interesting as the crap gets forgotten and the handful of good pieces are remembered.

I almost felt sorry for the modern art after walking though the rest of the exhibit... or maybe sorry for the old artists being featured in the same building as the modern stuff



One of the peices I saw in the exhibit was dirty laundry... no really, dirty laundry. I create that every day, I just don't know how to sell it :(


Fake Edit: Anyone ever watch the Dilbert cartoon? The modern art episode was one of my favorites
Spout some stupid pretentious bullshit to go along with it.
 
I think the colonial nature of these works is fantastic. Aelita obviously has an eye for color density while staying true to the age old use of "wave form" semantics.
 
She's five. She doesn't know what she wants. Her ARTIST parents are forcing her to do something and are making shitloads of money on it. How is this any different than Lindsay Lohan's parents forcing her into acting because they want to live vicariously?
The girl is at home painting because she wants to. She paints what she does today because the parents probably noticed she had a proclivity for it and encouraged her. When she says she's going to paint for 24 hours it's probably because she wants to paint for a long time, not because the parents are going to lock her in a dungeon in order to have five more paintings for the exhibition.

Moreover, kids will always need parents to push them if they have a natural talent. A five-year-old is not going to be able to purchase his own piano, or drive himself to a baseball match, or whatever. Not all parents are rotten.

If you guys want to pass off this type of judgment, dig up some interview with the parents to see how they're acting about it. Everything here so far is just based on personal bias.
 
I actually like it. The girl seems to know what she'd doing. Each painting seems to have a theme.

Good for her.
 
This just in: people trained in a particular field can deconstruct it!

Your "argument" works for any laymen interpreting a field which contains its very own specific identifying vocabulary.

That article also mentioned that psychologists also recognized certain attributes as more likely to have been constructed with purpose and structure, but were less able to explain why (lacking the language) of the art student.

Art may obviously be more ambiguous when it comes to certain aspects of the field, but let's not pretend that somehow the assessment of an average-going citizen undermines centuries of study.

The study took paintings by children (and for some reason animals) that they thought looked like the work of well known abstract painters and compared them to the real thing. Do you not see the flaw in that?

They weren't noticing tried and true methods of art in general, they were seeing the telltale signs of specific artists. Because the children and animal paintings were completely unknown to them there was no familiarity with the style or even the picture as a whole. It's not just about identifying specific vocabulary, art students are more likely to identify specific paintings. More than just recognizing something they remember seeing they're a group of people actively absorbing the world of art.

Notice that the psychology students faired worse. If they had taken people who had no familiarity with the specific artists and their style the results may have been completely different.

There are many flaws in this study if you actually look at it.


Did you read the articles? There were also 40 psychology students with no art education who participated in the study, with similar results.

Did you read my post? I mentioned the psychology students. If you actually read the article you'd notice they had a lower rate of choosing known artists over children and animals.

She actually does draw animals.

Actually, I might shit talk on her earlier but she can actually draw a subject pretty well in some of her art.

Take this drawing of a chinese lion dance. She calls it dragon dance but eh, I don't expect them to know at that age. Incredibly expressive and she captures enough detail in the eye and mouth to make it recognizable.

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What the subject is supposed to look like.

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Right now art critics buy into it way too much I agree, but at her age she could develope into a pretty promising artist.

She didn't name the painting. You can be sure of that. Some of them were named before she could speak. Others were named when she could barely speak using words well outside her vocabulary. Her parents are naming them based on what they see.

I see no talent in the artist. This is all about the quality of the materials the parents are giving her to work with. With good, sturdy canvas and some high end paints and any of our children would do just as well.

This. She's not using Crayola water paints on cheap paper.

Take her to the store, let her pick out her own supplies and equipment and you'll likely see a huge drop in quality. Everything from the colors she uses to the canvas and style is being predetermined by her parents when the stock her supplies.



I have nothing against her. I hope she enjoys painting for the rest of her life if that's what she wants but labeling your child a prodigy, especially when they are clearly not, is almost never a good thing. Eventually the other children will catch up and then your child will be completely average with the ego of a genius.
 
I love threads like this. If ANYONE can paint like this, THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT.

Do you just not want hundreds of thousands of dollars? Or do you realize, deep down, that really NOT everyone can do it, and it's probably a lot harder than it looks.

To summarize, all the people spouting a bunch of bullshit about how easy it is to create modern and abstract art are either idiots, or people who could care less about millions of dollars.

I think its pretty obvious which one.

There's a good deal of luck involved in making it big like this girl did, just like in music and hollywood. Somoene could create paintings virtually identical to this girl's and no one would care because of lacking the narrative and connections afforded to this girl.

This is why all these "well, why don't YOU do it, mr. smartypants" posts are absurd.

So much resentment in this thread. The girl will grow up doing what she loves while most of you will still be posting on GAF bitching about it.

Kudos to her parents for encouraging her. Not every child is this fortunate.

I love posting on GAF, it enriches my life.
 
We've seen it with Pollock, and it was actually relevant and he was cogent in his reasonings behind it. I am weary of these young children who paint like this, it comes up a bit in the modern art world. My home city had a gallery years back with a child artist that did the same stuff.

Give me some theory behind your work, from your own mouth that can be analyzed and correlated to the world she lives in. A lot of this is just the parents coaching her I bet.
 
You don't have to be a master of what you're criticizing to make a valid point about it. Chefs aren't the only ones who can tell if something tastes good. Film directors aren't the only ones who can evaluate the merits of a movie. And I don't have to be Aristotle to know when I'm reading a terrible argument.

Did you even read the quote to the post of the person you're responding to?

"I had a lot more artistic talent at 5 than this pretentious little kid."

No, that is absolutely a case where the person needs to put up or shut the hell up.
 
She has an eye for aesthetics that most kids or adults certainly don't have, although 99% of that could be the expensive materials she uses, and the remaining 1% is probably coaching from her parents to obtain the kind of look they know they can market.

As for the art needing to have some formalist background or a deep meaning behind it like its a damn poem, no, it doesn't need any of that. I mean, I think this is an absurd example of groupthink and connected parents making an Onion writer's rejected idea come to life and anybody who buys at those prices is kind of stupid, but who are any of you to say that if you can't make up any old bullshit on the spot or show off a degree that your shit doesn't count?

But yeah when it comes to meaningless self-indulgent druggy nonsense, I'll take Jeff Minter's perverted mind over your average paint-splatter. He, at least, invented something very new and under appreciated aesthetically, as amateruish as it is.

So formalism or not? Formalism is more the critique of the formal elements of the physical work. For me a lot of the criticism I have against post-modern is the belief that all that matters is the formal elements. Regardless, even movements like Abstract Expressionism, which this would categorically fall under, saw the formalism as something that reinforced their ideas. There is no successful art that doesn't have a deeper motivation behind it.

I don't really care about someone that can splash paint around unless they can give me some good reasons why. This is most definitely the result of the parents obsessive coaching and THEIR interpretation. In the future though, I think she has the capacity to be a very intriguing artist if she can break free and rely only on how she sees and interprets the world.

I wasn't challenging you really, by the way.
 
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picasso at age 14 had mastered classical style painting.

until she can do more then make a mess on a canvas with poor compositions and no real exploration into aesthetics, her stuff is just an insult to art.

To me it looks like mommy and daddy have a lot of money and are paying to put her in a gallery.
 
Just look at this: http://bevshots.com/all.html

The artist is a master of composition and color theory...nope just pictures of alcoholic drinks under a microscope.

To put it simply, humans like colors so this type of painting is naturally appealing to the eyes a lot of the time. People will naturally add meaning to this type of thing as well, just the same as people see shapes in the clouds or an ink blot.
 
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