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[From The Dust]

if this is how close minded you are about the lives of innocent, moral animals, I hate to think how depraved and morally unsound you are about your 'fellow' man

kill them all?

 

[Oblivion]

yes he deserves the death penalty

Glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking this. Was afraid to say it out loud though.

 

[dream]

I suspect the people applauding this unwarranted attack on Duki suffer from abandonment issues and wish someone had thought of them as their "furry little white boy" and granted them the same paternal protection.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

If the man tried to eat the gator and the gators bro came and wrestled the old dude people would want to kill all gators.

 

[SolarPowered]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

God damn

 

[Duki]

If the man tried to eat the gator and the gators bro came and wrestled the old dude people would want to kill all gators.

i imagine these people not-so-secretly wish to do this anyway

bunch of gun loving, hunting murderers probably

 

[Oblivion]

i imagine these people not-so-secretly wish to do this anyway

bunch of gun loving, hunting murderers probably

Lousy herpetophobes. The whole lot of em.

 

[Lebron]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

This is winning

 

[sixteen-bit]

Guy sounds like a true G.

 

[-PXG-]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

This deserves a tag. And no...not "banned".

 

[TheKaeptain]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

OMG this jr...you're awesome.

 

[GTP_Daverytimes]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

Your like GAF's HERO right now. You handed him a humble pie of shame.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What would PETA say?

 

[Gamer98]

I wish the alligator would of killed the man.

 

[Tunavi]

All I read was furry little white boy
edit: and listen you little bitch

 

[wenis]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

 

[GhaleonEB]

"If your kid was in the water with its head in a gator's mouth, what would you do?" he said.​

I'd respond differently than if a dog had been grabbed, that's for sure.

 

[Skilotonn]

This is one great thread, that's for sure.

 

[Qwomo]

wow did that human scum really attack a defenseless animal which was just acting on instinct to rescue his personal property

god that makes me sick

humans are so evil

Perfect.

 

[Satch]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

<--- OOOOOOOOOOOH

lmao

 

[Mister Wilhelm]

This reminds me of that effeminate surfer guy that punched the shit out of a shark's face to save his terrier a few years back.

 

[Stahsky]

Awesome story. Great troll post from Duki, greater rage reply from the junior.

Awesome thread.

 

[LuFel]

wow did that human scum really attack a defenseless animal which was just acting on instinct to rescue his personal property

god that makes me sick

humans are so evil

a winner is you...

 

[ArjanN]

EDIT: nevermind

 

[NZNova]

Good for him. Westies are awesome.

 

[bengraven]

Cohen the Barbarian.

 

[DoctorButt]

i will invent a gun that shoots alligators then challenge this man to a duel

 

[womfalcs3]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

I'm trying my hardest not to laugh out loud. This is hilarious!

 

[Hato-kun]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

I say goddamn.

 

[Zeke]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

I'm so glad I decided to come into this thread lol

 

[Bulzeeb]

now I want to go to Florida and train under his guidance, this was an awesome read

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

The audacity of this only being your third post has tickled me.

 

[Neuromancer]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

Hahaha wow

 

[Suairyu]

Actually it was like a pro, bosses have a different shaped jaw and tooth placement.

This needs more love. Subtly superb.

 

[AbsoluteZero]

Had to google search that dog.

Must have been a relatively small gator for him not to take that sucker in one bite.

 

[Byakuya769]

"If your kid was in the water with its head in a gator's mouth, what would you do?" he said.​

I'd respond differently than if a dog had been grabbed, that's for sure.

Yep. Sorry pets, you aren't children. But hey, I used to think the old people who put dogs in strollers and stuff were wusses, now I know they're just a little insane.

 

[SneakyStephan]

LOL@ junior going for broke making a name for himself, you 've got balls.

 

[Vinci]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

I only pray you have a long future here, my friend.
EXCELLENT

 

[FunkyPajamas]

I for one welcome our new Junior of the year, uwbaritone.

 

[Lucario]

Listen you little bitch. That badass of a man you call scum has fuzz under his big toe that's worth more than your whole life. He fought off a fuckin alligator and saved a little dog while you would have run off screaming like a five year old girl. If you have any kind of girlfriend or wife, surely she would leave you for this man after seeing how you react to a man defending his dog. No woman wants a man who can't defend what is his, and your girlfriend or wife would be fifty times happier with this 72 year old stud than your sorry ass wimp of an excuse for a boy.

<3 Please never leave GAF.

 

[scar tissue]

wow, so many banned people ITT
what the hell happened? most of them didn't even post anything ban-worthy

wow did that human scum really attack a defenseless animal which was just acting on instinct to rescue his personal property

god that makes me sick

humans are so evil

nice troll on anti-hunting gaf
obviously, being opposed to slaughtering animals for fun also means that people shouldn't be able to protect their pets from wild predators
*rolls eyes*