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[User 100115]

The other day I was ordering at this burger place and the girl behind the register went all fangirl over my Superwholock shirt.

I almost slipped her my tumblr URL on the ticket, but figured it'd be creepy. :/

Damn it I need a geeky girlfriend to hang out with!


Edit: above, yeah, at least we'd have a good giggle, Sober.

 

[Professor Beef]

I wish I had the day off tomorrow.

 

[AzureSkies]

I wish someone at my work went to NeoGAF, two of my fellow co-workers play the fuck out of Pokemon X&Y but I haven't played the series since Heart Gold and Soul Silver.

 

[Hip Hop]

I was seating in the back row of the classroom when I just glance at the front row computers and see someone casually browsing GAF.

That was the last Neogaf member I've seen IRL.

 

[Prince of Space]

I remember going to a GAF meet-up at a bar in LA during E3 years ago. Apparently Nintendo was supposed to pick up the tab, but they didn't. Good times.

 

[travisbickle]

The day someone approaches me and I asks if I'm Plywood is the day I die.

A lot of people think you're an arsehole, but they don't care enough to find you and kill you.

 

[Avixph]

The day someone approaches me and I asks if I'm Plywood is the day I die.

Hey are you Plywood?

 

[wanders]

I wish I had the day off tomorrow.

See you there

 

[Ampersands]

I wish someone at my work went to NeoGAF, two of my fellow co-workers play the fuck out of Pokemon X&Y but I haven't played the series since Heart Gold and Soul Silver.

I have a bunch of friends who play Pokemon religiously but I wouldn't consider them hardcore gamers by any means.

 

[AzureSkies]

I have a bunch of friends who play Pokemon religiously but I wouldn't consider them hardcore gamers by any means.

Yeah, but I just wish that I could talk to them properly about Pokemon, but they only really play X&Y. and I'm so out of touch.

However, one of my other co-workers plays Dark Souls II and I've enjoyed talking to him about the Souls games.

 

[Avixph]

I have a bunch of friends who play Pokemon religiously but I wouldn't consider them hardcore gamers by any means.

But nobody on NeoGAF is a hardcore gamer.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Used to be pals with the I.T guy at work and had a temp log in.

The last month there was nothing for me to do so used to come in at 830, open up GAF in IE, minimise the window so it fitted the right hand text box of outlooks email software and browse it all day til 5.

If anyone walked nearby it would just take one click for it to disappear and it would just look like i was reading an email since it camouflaged in so well.

 

[BPoole]

A guy I went to school with lurked the fuck out of this site. I sat a few rows behind him in class and he would be reading on here the entire time each class. One day I asked him about it and turns out he wasn't even a member and just liked reading the forum. He had no interest in signing up.

But nobody on NeoGAF is a hardcore gamer.

No hardcore gamers, just hardcore Gaffers

 

[thoseAREmySHOES]

A guy I went to school with lurked the fuck out of this site. I sat a few rows behind him in class and he would be reading on here the entire time each class. One day I asked him about it and turns out he wasn't even a member and just liked reading the forum. He had no interest in signing up.

Lies, he must have been bish'd and was too embarrassed to admit it.

 

[butzopower]

Colma GAF, I'm in SF, we should all hang.

 

[Trike]

Why would you post the store you work at. What did you have to gain?

 

[Professor Beef]

Why would you post the store you work at. What did you have to gain?

My secret identity

 

[TheOGB]

Now all OP has to do is ask their coworkers if they studied beef in college until PB is found.

Hard Mode: Avoid sexual harassment claim

Why would you post the store you work at. What did you have to gain?

A stalker

 

[johnny_park]

Go up to random coworkers and say "I found you Professor Beef!".

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

See you there

Make sure to get him a Sonic plushie, he won't talk to you otherwise.

 

[Professor Beef]

Go up to random coworkers and say "I found you Professor Beef!".

Ha, now I know who to avoid!

Make sure to get him a Sonic plushie, he won't talk to you otherwise.

No, I won't talk to YOU otherwise.

 

[soundscream]

I'm pretty sure you work at another soulless big box retailer if my memory serves me right.

 

[foxuzamaki]

A California Best Buy? Hmmm, sounds half like Professor Beef... but I wouldn't take him for a Black Culture thread kinda guy...

I think I saw him often in the black culture thread back when I use to hang in there, then I saw him hanging in the sonicgaf thread

 

[Professor Beef]

I think I saw him often in the black culture thread back when I use to hang in there, then I saw him hanging in the sonicgaf thread

To be fair, I made the SonicGAF threads.

 

[foxuzamaki]

I wish I had the day off tomorrow.

Well would you look at that, I have the day off tomorrow and I will be picking up my preorder of mario kart 8

To be fair, I made the SonicGAF threads.

oh yeah

 

[hateradio]

You work at BestBuy?

1. Get a camera.
2. Install camera near PC terminal.
3. Wait for results.

 

[mrklaw]

Last weekend some friends convinced me to go an anime/cartoon/gaming convention with them. I'd never attended a convention before and pretty much just let my friends guide me around the whole time. I'm not really into anime and Japan and that stuff, but they were, so we ended up at the Toonami panel where they had a Q&A thing. Anyway. Somebody asking a question gave a shout out to NeoGAF. I couldn't hear his username (He did mention it).

I thought about yelling "woo" or something, but I'm not much of a wooer.

Whoever you were guy, know that your hero Lionel Mandrake was in that room with you. So you'll always have that.

With that fine moustache and your way with words, I imagine you're quite the wooer

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

now kiss

 

[SJRB]

Can you imagine sitting at your desk and someone walking up to you saying "hey bro, I am a gaffer too"

I'd freak out.

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

what if he catches you without gaf gold

a shame on your house and your workplace, too

 

[frankie_baby]

Someone I know from the clubbing/raving scene posted on Facebook they'd had their attempts to join GAF rejected yet again, next time I saw them out I mentioned I was on here, apparently they've applied like 5 times

 

[SolVanderlyn]

GAFfers don't exist in real life, though.

Edit: It could also be a lurker.

 

[wanders]

Colma GAF, I'm in SF, we should all hang.

Fo sho!

 

[RedShift]

Someone I know from the clubbing/raving scene posted on Facebook they'd had their attempts to join GAF rejected yet again, next time I saw them out I mentioned I was on here, apparently they've applied like 5 times

I didn't realise the selection process was so rigorous.

Did I go through an interview stage I forgot about or something?

 

[smurfx]

haha knew it was beef as soon he said fighting games thread and best buy.

 

[wanders]

haha knew it was beef as soon he said fighting games thread and best buy.

I feel kinda bad for outing him

I thought it was a regular gaffer not the beef

 

[fallagin]

You have to kill them before they kill you. The quickening demands it.

 

[AlexBasch]

I got questioned for some of my posts in the Dating thread. You know, since my damn face is my avatar and all. That was weird.

 

[AnathemicOne]

Obv its EightBitNate

 

[Hip Hop]

I didn't realise the selection process was so rigorous.

Did I go through an interview stage I forgot about or something?

I can't imagine the process. My first time signing up, took me I think a week to get accepted. It was cray...

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

I didn't realise the selection process was so rigorous.

Did I go through an interview stage I forgot about or something?

They're most likely registering with a free email service, I recall the TOS saying you needed an email address from your ISP, college or workplace in order to sign up. Can't think of many other reasons why their account would be rejected so many times.

 

[Lafiel]

I would love to randomly meet a gaffer.

Though it would likely be awkward as fuck.

When I was at PAX in Australia I randomly meet a gaffer whilst waiting in line to try the oculus rift because I saw him browsing GAF on his phone! good times.

Alhough the likelihood of running into a gaffer at that event was high, so it's not that big of a deal.

 

[daveo42]

I would love to randomly meet a gaffer.

Though it would likely be awkward as fuck.

Same here, though I have a feeling I'd be the insanely awkward one. Especially if it was one of the more famous gaffers.

 

[xDUMPWEEDx]

They're most likely registering with a free email service, I recall the TOS saying you needed an email address from your ISP, college or workplace in order to sign up. Can't think of many other reasons why their account would be rejected so many times.

This is probably it. If you Google it you will see pages of people posting on other forums that their GAF account got rejected because of the no free email rule.

 

[mclem]

I imagine meeting me will always be an awkward experience

Calmly chatting, and then you suddenly realise you've got wood?

 

[BumblebeeCody]

I think I feel a film story about this coming on!
It's like "You've Got Mail" but with PMs!

 

[cajunator]

I would love to meet another gaffer. Not many live in Louisiana though and most of them are in Baton Rouge and New Orleans.

 

[May16]

I need to find out who your person is

^ I would wear a t-shirt that says this.

 

[spindashing]

Daaamn, of all the Gaffers, you almost bumped into the Beef.

Definitely one of the people that I need to have a beer with before I die.

 

[Chariot]

If two gaffers meet thex try to behead each other - except on holy ground like PAX or E3.