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[DrBo42]

I thought this was going to be a "gotcha" thread where Norwegian female would be a variant of some bird etc... Instead it was exactly as described. Modern art is the fuckin' worst.

 

[Zaptruder]

Damn, her ribcage was like - I'm just gonna give you the most awkward silhouette ever.

 

[Zukuu]

This art project is nothing compared to the art gallery in my street. Currently they have an art collection of various gimps, naked men with erect penises, with REALLY weird bondage (and I usually like my bondage) and other freaky stuff. A few month ago they had penis bananas on vagina plates. As live "art" they would then use ketchup or marmalade or something and sprinkle it on the plates... I think around that time they also had a collection of naked men who pee...

So yeah...

 

[devonodev]

I don't know what I expected.

 

[hipbabboom]

Take a jump and find out.

Ugh! Now lord Satan will try to visit me

 

[shem935]

Thread title 100% spot on. Good on you title.

 

[cheststrongwell]

I love that her friends heard her panicked cries for help but thought it was some loud ass seagull.

 

[Gospel]

Never clicked on a thread so fast.

Hah, guilty!

 

[dejay]

There's a reason why you don't use slip knots in situations such as this.

I love that her friends heard her panicked cries for help but thought it was some loud ass seagull.

Fun fact - in Norway, seagulls have a different language, and their call is aadaaaaam.

 

[Pickman]

There's a reason why you don't use slip knots in situations such as this.



Fun fact - in Norway, seagulls have a different language, and their call is aadaaaaam.

I know, right? Years in the scouts have trained me to the point where I took one look at that rope and said, "Oh man, that's going to cinch on her ankle and not let go."

 

[Dennis]

swiggity swooty

 

[SenjutsuSage]

Is it silly that I'm enjoying watching this, because I am.

 

[HarryKS]

That video is gold.



ADAMMMMMMMMM

AAADAMMMMMM.


Eve dun goofed.

 

[Piecake]

This art project is nothing compared to the art gallery in my street. Currently they have an art collection of various gimps, naked men with erect penises, with REALLY weird bondage (and I usually like my bondage) and other freaky stuff. A few month ago they had penis bananas on vagina plates. As live "art" they would then use ketchup or marmalade or something and sprinkle it on the plates... I think around that time they also had a collection of naked men who pee...

So yeah...

You're German right?

 

[Colocho]

 

[liquidtmd]

This is why I can't stand conversations about the 'nature of art' anymore. Yeah yeah 'who are you to define art', very clever student argument to stroke a beard to for five seconds.

'Half a million people watched the video!' doesnt mean it's going to help your longer art career nor does the number of hits give legitimacy to a naked dumb woman getting stuck up a tree on her own volition with the masses clicking to either laugh at you, get their rocks off or both in the process.

 

[Pizza Booty]

the fuck?

 

[Troy]

It's like Fat Amy and Obama, except not fat and not Amy and no Obama, and I liked when she swung around.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Art sure got real dumb.

 

[mr2xxx]

I wonder how people would describe her art if she died, would they know it was an accident or would they try to give it some greater meaning.

 

[liquidtmd]

I wonder how people would describe her art if she died, would they know it was an accident or would they try to give it some greater meaning.

If she'd died, art students everywhere probably would have masturbated and heralded her passing as a genius reflective moment designed to mock and theologize on the nature of low brow 'You've Been Framed' TV style culture

 

[LeadenStride]

Please tell me you are familiar with Pig Destroyer so that I'll feel comfortable making the proper response to this post.

Damn. I was going to make that response, but felt like no one would get it.

 

[MichaelFassbender]

Damn. I was going to make that response, but felt like no one would get it.

Grindcore high-five?

 

[Ayumi]

No one is gonna mention how a Norwegian female in Norway is screaming for "help" in English..? Unless her friends Adam/Sarah aren't Norwegians, this must have been 100% intentional. :v

 

[The Real Abed]

I'm actually surprised the branch didn't break. With the amount of weight and force she was putting on it. At one point she was practically on top of it. Heh. Next time have someone with you.

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

this is what happens in countries which have largely solved problems of necessity, creative energy is wasted on vacuous art and eroticism instead of solving problems.

Beautiful

 

[Azure Dream]

This is why you have the Buddy System.

 

[LiK]

not very well thought out.

 

[The Real Abed]

I still wonder what the intended outcome was supposed to be.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Art school, ladies and gentlemen. It's dangerous.

 

[FTF]

There's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good…naked tree hanging, bad.

 

[nubbe]

always tell the tree the safeword first

 

[Blues1990]

 

[Shaanyboi]

this seems like a real dumb thing to do

 

[dejay]

always tell the tree the safewood first

FTFY

 

[Nodnol]

I'm not entirely sure why she didn't attempt to climb on top of the branch.

 

[TatteredHat]

I realised I’d inadvertently created something powerful.

Yeah, okay.

All I'm seeing is a naked lady stuck to a tree.

 

[hateradio]

It's a commentary about being completely free, yet always being tied to something that won't let you go.


Deep.

 

[Linus]

No one is gonna mention how a Norwegian female in Norway is screaming for "help" in English..? Unless her friends Adam/Sarah aren't Norwegians, this must have been 100% intentional. :v

Yea, seems pretty obvious to me.

 

[DeathyBoy]

She needs better friends.

 

[Violet_0]

I'm hooked, give me the sequel

 

[Zeus Molecules]

I laughed at first, but then felt bad. It reminded me of those poor animals that get their foot caught in one of those bear-claw traps.
Glad she came out of it ok.

Yeah same here, the sound and reading the article made me feel bad. With that said some benny hill music overlaying the video would of changed the tone completely..... maybe speed the video up a little too.

 

[Poyunch]

It's about the modern trappings of modern society. The nudity is symbolism for the nudity of the soul. If we were to truly show intimacy and bare our true selves to the world we are left shackled and shamed.

The tree was just there for added aesthetics.

 

[Dilly]

I loathe modern art.

 

[bud]

she's so brave.

 

[raindoc]

I was certain the title was clickbait.

Nope.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Norwegian would.

 

[TCRS]

"Art"

 

[Mohonky]

Literally why?

Art

You can do fucking anything in the name of art.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Ready for the Boyle x Bay adaptation.