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[IbizaPocholo]

https://www.pcgamer.com/a-scum-bug-was-causing-uncontrollable-penis-growth/

Last week's Wild Hunter update to the online survival game Scum added bow and arrow skills, new animals to use them on, new musical instruments, and user-definable dongs. Amusingly, they weren't purely cosmetic: embiggening your wang requires the use of attribute points that could otherwise be put toward more useful characteristics, or you could shrink it up in exchange for a boost to your brain or biceps.

As sometimes happens with such complex, interlocking systems, the rollout didn't go perfectly smoothly. Because of that, Gamepires released a hotfix today aimed at addressing some of the most pressing issues, including:

• Bug fix where penis would get bigger with each login
• Fixed a bug where urinating would lock hands and penis if interrupted
• Fixed a bug where it was possible to increase penis size without it affecting other attributes

 

[a multicultural team of v]

I don't know what I expected when I clicked this thread.

 

[Dargor]

I don't know what I expected when I clicked this thread.

I expected a laugh. I got it lol

 

[TLZ]

I don't know what I expected when I clicked on the video.

 

[kingwingin]

I was expecting bigger

 

[Winchester]

I was honestly surprised that I got a face full of wang in the OP.

 

[haxan7]

he needs more girth

 

[Bullet Club]

I have the same problem.

 

[Silent Viper]

Yo same problem here. Massive P here

 

[Kamina]

When I saw this thread first i was thinking a spam bot made it into the forums.

 

[Halo0629]

If that happens in real life scum devs would make millions. Lol!

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

lol

 

[MayauMiao]

I thought i this thread was a spam for penis enchantment.

 

[bilderberg]

Why is it a compromise between having a big dick and being intelligent?

 

[haxan7]

When you get drunk it becomes close to impossible not to read "Scum bag" in the thread title.

At least that's been my experience.

Scum bag means condom.

 

[CatCouch]

Interesting stuff! Penis based game news is always fun. I will never stop being amused by floppy dongs in games.

 

[jufonuk]

So spiritual successor to spore?

 

[down 2 orth]

Why is it a compromise between having a big dick and being intelligent?

Definitely some kind of envy going on

 

[Paperboy]

When you realise that this thread isn't about a real life bug named Scum.

 

[WaterAstro]

Can you have an infinite penis size after logging in a thousand times?

 

[captainraincoat]

When you read the op title as bag instead of bug.

The German speaking man in the vid just completes the picture

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

That isn't big wtf

 

[Zewp]

Watch now as a bunch of Gaffers who don't have a penis that big, go "that's not big, mine's bigger".

 

[Scopa]

Watch now as a bunch of Gaffers who don't have a penis that big, go "that's not big, mine's bigger".

Mine's wider.

 

[Gangxxter]

I have the same problem. My penis gets bigger each day I wake up in the morning.
Please hotfix this!

 

[Scopa]

I have the same problem. My penis gets bigger each day I wake up in the morning.
Please hotfix this!

That's called morning glory. You're supposed to play with it.

 

[Castef]

That's clearly a feature.

 

[TeamGhobad]

why is penis size important in this game?

 

[Yoshi]

Yo same problem here. Massive P here

Negative effect on brain and biceps included?

 

[Skyn3t]

So basically SCUM was a monster cock sim. Gotta love that avantgarde game design.

 

[Paracelsus]

Well, that's natural. Gaming promotes toxic masculinity, so it's only natural for your dick to grow bigger the more you go back to play games.

 

[Cunth]

I tell ya, I could you an IRL hot fix for my huge peen cause I keep tripping over myself

 

[Tesseract]

that's a shame, what am i supposed to do all all my magnum condoms?

 

[Insane Metal]

I thought this had been posted in the wrong side... lol

 

[DeepEnigma]

I think that happens anytime someone logs into their PornHub account as well.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

tbh I thought the title was "A scumbag was causing uncontrollable penis growth" and it was meant to be posted in OT. The post would have been about some doctor who was secretly fucking with patients penis size.