MrNyarlathotep
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what about forming a basketball team or needing a wide receiver? it helps articulate what tall is relative to average height. Then you can add in other criteria to determine if they are exceptional for what they are.
for example, Earl Boykins when he played for the NBA could dunk, big deal, but he is 5'4, then it becomes really impressive.
I'm British and only understand about half of what you just said, but I think you missed my point; if being tall is of benefit to your sports metaphor, then telling everyone that your sports metaphor team are all average height when in fact they are all significantly taller gives you a commercial edge in that other teams will play average height players against you.