Live Journal-AGE beware, long ass rant.
So, lately I've been spending much more time bitching about games than actually playing them. And I'm starting to feel like I should give this a rest for a big while, but I'm not sure if my issues are unfounded or not. They probably are.
I'll try not to turn this into yet another IQ thread, we have enough of those, but some of my issues reside there.
As an example to start off I'll use Ninja Gaiden II. For the last couple of weeks I wander off at home/wherever and begin to imagine how cool it would be for me to buy out Tecmo's share in Tecmo Koei and patch the game. Now, I'm sure a fair amount of people who like NG II would want to do the same. I start coming up with these amazing ideas for the patch, how I would create the greatest action game in existence with 6 or so months of hard work from Team Ninja. I'm so jaded that I think it's reasonable to patch BLACK, bump the native resolution to 720p and release it over Xbox Live with added Achievements. Even worse, I plan to release an NG compilation with Ninja Gaiden 2 BLACK + NG BLACK and hire Itagaki back, while buying the rights for Devil's Third along with him and have Valhalla and Team Ninja as separate studios that share staff at Tecmo. After a while I realize the ridiculousness of it all, that it'll never happen and start to feel like crap.
Then I put that off for a while and start to bitch and moan to my friends about how this generation is complete trash. How Achievements and Trophies aren't even standardized in both the content of the picture and the way they are displayed when unlocked. How MS are dumb for not enforcing some rules so that Achievements have the same basic design for their pic that. How Sony sold me on HD, 2 1080p displays ad 120fps, made me buy a new television and then some of my most played games run at sub-HD and a lot of others have atrocious framerates.
I trash MGS 4, I trash NG II, I try and fail to trash Vanquish, you get the picture.
After I'm done with that I start trashing Capcom and tell the people around me how I could turn them into the most amazing developer out there. I have a way to fix everything if given the opportunity. I'll add Trophies to DMC 4. I'll make RE5 fun. I'll take out any Capcom logos in Bionic Commando and Dark Void and create a worthy sequel to Bionic Commando. DLC will become free regardless of content and make all previously sold DLC free. I'll cancel DmC and announce DMC 5. I'll bring back Kamiya and Mikami. You name it. Kid in a candy store, pretty much. Then, the same thing happens as with NG II, I'll realize I can't and feel like crap.
Here comes Konami, same thing, but I'll have a hard time fixing them than Capcom. Rinse and repeat the whole process.
That's 3 developers already. Eventually I'm tired of trashing the Japanese and start trashing western developers. I''ll claim they have style but no substance. No attention to detail, too much emphasis on stuff blowing up, killstreaks, perks, online. Their QA is terrible, etc. (Which is funny, because even Japanese QA is terrible these days)
Pretty tired of trashing them for that, so I feel like I should bring up something new. Now it's time for the whole IQ debate. Why did I buy an HDTV? Why do these people refuse to give me 60fps? Why do they come up stuff that will force them to scale down the resolution?
At some point in all this I begin to feel like I'm an elitist with the wrong setup. My rig is... well, not complete shit, but getting close to it as time moves on. So, in theory, a high-end PC would fix my IQ issues, right? Right. Except I don't have money for it. I'm left with my 360 and my PS3 and we're back to zero. Not to mention this doesn't solve my other problems.
I don't think I've even enjoyed a game during this generation without finding some dumb design decision (in my opinion) to bash it for it. And I clearly remember being the most ignorant gamer out there, but actually enjoying games during the 90's and the PS2/Xbox/NGC days.
tl;dr, I think there's something very wrong with me and I can't really enjoy games anymore. I should be trying to have fun and stop nitpicking on petty shit. I should have a bought a God damn Wii and play only Nintendo games.