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[Trent Strong]

Account suicide is painless, it brings on many changes. Anyway:


- Christina Hendricks is fat, pale, has ugly tits and is unattractive.

- The Wire is overrated. Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, and The Sheild are just as good.

- The Jurassic Bark episode of Futurama is not sad in any way, shape or form. If watching jurassic bark makes you cry, you need to man up.

- My Little Pony is for five year olds. If you like it, something is wrong with you, possibly pedophilia.

- Halo is a shitty series.

- Easy A is utter shit.

- TAOJJBTCRF is utter shit.

- Doctor Who is utter shit.

- 2001 is utter shit.

- Scott Pilgrim (movie) is utter shit.

-Inception is OK at best.

- GAF has terrible taste is boobs and asses. Bigger isn't necessarily better.

- GTA 4 is shit.

- Red Dead Redemption is shit.

- The iPad 2 sucks.

- Apple sucks.

- Console gaming is better than PC gaming.

- GAF's knee jerk liberalism is relly tiresome.

- Lady Gaga sucks.

- Georga Bush is not as bad as Chairman Mao or Stalin.

- If you burn more calories than you eat, you will lose weight.

-iCarly is the best Nick show.

- That picutre of Audrey Hepburn in the swimming pool sucks.

- Damn, what am I forgetting? I've only got one shot at this, so I need to include everything I hate...oh well, that's all I can remember for now.

 

[Like the hat?]

was expecting something much less tame.

 

[AceBandage]

Bah, I've seen much better.

 

[Zilch]

I'M SO OFFENDED

BAN THIS MAN

 

[Nakazato]

so you are trying to..... ?

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

I'm guessing you're not serious?

 

[Gamecocks625]

It's like Ochocinco trying out for Sporting Kansas City MLS team. Good but not good enough.

 

[Gauhst]

I was expecting boobs or something.

 

[Lebron]

 

[ronito]

but what day is it?

 

[Fritz]

Yeah, that is not how one commits account suicide.

 

[lawlohwhat]

Account suicide is painless, it brings on many changes. Anyway:


- Christina Hendricks is fat, pale, has ugly tits and is unattractive.

- The Wire is overrated. Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, and The Sheild are just as good.

- The Jurassic Bark episode of Futurama is not sad in any way, shape or form. If watching jurassic bark makes you cry, you need to man up.

- My Little Pony is for five year olds. If you like it, something is wrong with you, possibly pedophilia.

- Halo is a shitty series.

- Easy A is utter shit.

- TAOJJBTCRF is utter shit.

- Doctor Who is utter shit.

- 2001 is utter shit.

- Scott Pilgrim (movie) is utter shit.

-Inception is OK at best.

- GAF has terrible taste is boobs and asses. Bigger isn't necessarily better.

- GTA 4 is shit.

- Red Dead Redemption is shit.

- The iPad 2 sucks.

- Apple sucks.

- Console gaming is better than PC gaming.

- GAF's knee jerk liberalism is relly tiresome.

- Lady Gaga sucks.

- Georga Bush is not as bad as Chairman Mao or Stalin.

- If you burn more calories than you eat, you will lose weight.

-iCarly is the best Nick show.

- That picutre of Audrey Hepburn in the swimming pool sucks.

- Damn, what am I forgetting? I've only got one shot at this, so I need to include everything I hate...oh well, that's all I can remember for now.

you had me until the end, brother

 

[Moussi]

Wow. What made u make a thread like this?

 

[Fantasy Final]

So disapointing

 

[Meadows]

lame, not even worth posting, you're more likely to be banned for wasting peoples time with the title than the OP content.

 

[Complex Shadow]

OP has disappointed me. GIVE HIM A REALLY SHITTY TAG!

 

[KidA Seven]

What about Hispanics?

 

[xxracerxx]

This is a horrible attempt to commit account suicide. Where is the nakedness?

 

[Snuggles]

Why are you doing this Trent?

 

[Apple Sauce]

Next you'll say you don't have a a $20,000 pair of lederhosen you won in a game of Parcheesi.

 

[disappeared]

expected porn and whatever banned Shawn Michaels reference is a no-no here.

 

[Yoboman]

You have been promoted to God status

 

[spindashing]

Trent, you're my boy. Don't go out like this.

iCarly is not the best Nick show lol.

 

[Omiee]

lol wtf is this shit, i expected a show

 

[R2D4]

All you used to have to do to get banned is say "women can't drive".

 

[Judderman]

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

 

[LCfiner]

I saw a guy account suicide on here by posting a huge picture of a man having sex with a dog.

I don't know what you're trying to do here, but it's hardly suicide. poor effort

 

[Femmeworth]

 

[esquire]

But your tag makes me smile,

"Has a $20,000 pair of lederhosen he won in a game of Parcheesi."

I love Parcheesi.

 

[KtSlime]

Step back from the edge buddy. No reason to end it all so soon, and I agree with you on some of your points.

Maybe you just need a trial separation?

 

[SamuraiX-]

What is this I don't even....

 

[AceBandage]

I saw a guy account suicide on here by posting a huge picture of a man having sex with a dog.

I don't know what you're trying to do here, but it's hardly suicide. poor effort

In the Epic Mickey thread, it was a woman and a horse.

 

[brianjones]

such an obvious thread backfire.. how could you not foresee

 

[Vic]

OMG, I am offended by the OP's post. So offensive.

 

[paparazzo]

I don't get how this is ban worthy?

 

[Masked Man]

- Easy A is utter shit.

But that's true. :/

 

[Keyser Soze]

- Doctor Who is utter shit.

You utter whore

 

[Haly]

This is a pretty pathetic attempt if it's even halfway serious.

 

[Calcaneus]

I'm astonished at how weak this is.

 

[angelfly]

Your thread....it does not deliver

 

[disappeared]

I don't get how this is ban worthy?

None of it is.

 

[Souldriver]

So when are you gonna make your account suicide thread?

 

[Snuggles]

 

[Veidt]

oh shi-

 

[xbhaskarx]

WTF ban this dude for saying Breaking Bad is "just as good" as The Wire when it's much better than The Wire.

 

[Osaka]

How are any of those account suicide? Those aren't going to get you banned.

They're called "thread backfires", kinda like this thread right here.

 

[Shanadeus]

Can I have your thread creation privileges?

 

[vilmer_]

*yawn*

 

[Anth0ny]

So disappointing, that they shouldn't ban him. As punishment.