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[CrankyJay]

Wow. What made u make a thread like this?

Devolution is my guess.

 

[big ander]

Ugh this is the fucking worst suicide topic ever. I feel shitty even posting in it.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Not really account suicide but a sure fire way to get some nerd panties in a twist

 

[Messypandas]

Lame. Was hoping to see tits

 

[Big-E]

This thread is the equivalent of slitting your wrist horizontally instead of vertically. This ain't the way to kill your account dumbass.

 

[BeEatNU]

Lebron,

I'm disappointed at your new avatar

and lol @ picture

 

[Seraphinianus]

- My Little Pony is for five year olds. If you like it, something is wrong with you, possibly pedophilia.

ah, so true. they all seem to deflect the criticism by playing it off as "just another interest" but we all know the tr---

-iCarly is the best Nick show.

 

[brianjones]

- That picutre of Audrey Hepburn in the swimming pool sucks.

this one is so random but i know exactly what you're talking about lol

i agree

 

[Zilch]

Hey Trent, I bet you suck just as much at REAL suicide!

 

[Drewsky]

What is this?

At least post some porn or something.

 

[Shogmaster]

Weaksauce attempt. Man up and do it right if yer gonna do it at all, I say.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Account suicide is painless, it brings on many changes. Anyway:




-Inception is OK at best.



- Lady Gaga sucks.

...GET OUT.

 

[Gospel]

I post this sort of stuff in my normal posts. I should have been banned long ago.

 

[R2D4]

But that's true. :/

But the oranges!

 

[big ander]

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Trent Strong
Failed suicide attempt, but the ban hammer was looming anyway.
(Today, 08:35 PM)
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[zero margin]

You sound like like a whiny bitch

lol stutter

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Couldn't happen to a better guy.

 

[bathala]

Can't u just junior him

 

[Veidt]

i would fuck her

 

[Lebron]

Lebron,

I'm disappointed at your new avatar

It switches(have 3), the goodness is still there I tall ya.


Trent, as a fellow Justicer, don't go out like this.

 

[NaM]

You suck at suicide.

 

[El Sloth]

I hope the mods agree to never ban you now because of this lame attempt.

Next time post tits or something.

 

[Yoboman]

Selina Gomez looks like a ugly, fat face, nerdy 8 year old

 

[ezrarh]

Maybe if you posted more gaming side equivalents then you'd have a better shot at getting banned. Hell, some of your statements are very agreeable.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Worst suicide attempt ever. This is the equivalent of taking 4 aspirin.

 

[ronito]

Also, Miranda Cosgrove!

 

[CrankyJay]

BTW, I used to feel the same about Christina Hendricks but she's really cute in Mad Men (season 1 at least).

 

[Instro]

What a terrible thread. OP sucks.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Name?

 

[spindashing]

=(

 

[Az]

This sucks more than Battlefield Earth...

 

[Devolution]

Devolution is my guess.

Somebody mad.

 

[Gospel]

Maybe this could be a tag fishing thread instead

FREE TAGS FOR EVERYONE YAY

 

[bjork]

6.8

 

[AceBandage]

Maybe this could be a tag fishing thread instead

He already has a good tag, though.

6.8

Too generous.

 

[Lebron]

Name?

Welcome to the league, the league of Victoria Justice.

 

[electroshockwave]

This is like someone dramatically announcing that they're going to off themselves then taking 3 aspirin. :/

 

[Jamesfrom818]

So disappointing, that they shouldn't ban him. As punishment.

.

 

[Trent Strong]

What about Hispanics?

I like them. My best friend is Hispanic. (Literally, that's not just a line.)

 

[brianjones]

this could have just been a new controversial opinion thread

trents too cool to go out like this

 

[Gospel]

He already has a good tag, though.

Tags for the people, I mean.

 

[Mononofu]

Trent Strong
Failed suicide attempt, but the ban hammer was looming anyway.
(Today, 08:35 PM)
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I second this motion.

 

[big ander]

Name?

Echoing lebron: welcome to the league. Iron-on patches are on back-order, so you'll have to wait.

 

[Sqrt_minus_one]

Account suicide is painless, it brings on many changes. Anyway:


- Christina Hendricks is fat, pale, has ugly tits and is unattractive. Don't know who she is, don't care

- The Wire is overrated. Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, and The Sheild are just as good. Mad men was mildly entertaining and The Wire was good up till Season 3 then I lost interest, never watched any of the other crap.

- The Jurassic Bark episode of Futurama is not sad in any way, shape or form. If watching jurassic bark makes you cry, you need to man up. Don't watch Futurama and Jurassic Park was OK nothing special

- My Little Pony is for five year olds. If you like it, something is wrong with you, possibly pedophilia. Amen

- Halo is a shitty series. High five bro, its the same as any generic PC fps, never understood the hype

- Easy A is utter shit. Huh?

- TAOJJBTCRF is utter shit. wtf is that?

- Doctor Who is utter shit. Loved it as a kid now not so much, can't be bothered

- 2001 is utter shit. Never seen it to the end

- Scott Pilgrim (movie) is utter shit. Never seen it

-Inception is OK at best. yup

- GAF has terrible taste is boobs and asses. Bigger isn't necessarily better.

- GTA 4 is shit. Are you sure we are not brothers or some sh*t cos this is truth, well pretty much all GTAs are terrible

- Red Dead Redemption is shit. Never touched it

- The iPad 2 sucks. Again never touched it

- Apple sucks. Great business, awesome hardware but iTunes and the control freak nature of the company make their products completely unusable

- Console gaming is better than PC gaming.

- GAF's knee jerk liberalism is relly tiresome. *really* sometimes

- Lady Gaga sucks. Fist bump

- Georga Bush is not as bad as Chairman Mao or Stalin.

- If you burn more calories than you eat, you will lose weight.

-iCarly is the best Nick show. You insult My little pony and you watch Nicolodeon, both should have been left behind at childhood

- That picutre of Audrey Hepburn in the swimming pool sucks. Never seen it

- Damn, what am I forgetting? I've only got one shot at this, so I need to include everything I hate...oh well, that's all I can remember for now. C+ overall have seen better

You forgot Jeremy Clarkson is a loudmouth - an entertaining one - and I have no idea why anyone would put him in a car game you want me to take seriously. That shit would get old real quick.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

Welcome to the league, the league of Victoria Justice.

Thanks. And the blond girl in your avatar?

 

[CrankyJay]

Somebody mad.

Nah.

 

[Drewsky]

Seriously though Trent, is this a legitimate attempt? Or are you making some point?

Cuz this shit's just unseemly, yo.

 

[MisterHero]

You should've posted them in threads where these individually agreeable opinions would have turned into nightmares for the respective thread's opposing stream of thought

those opinions are like ancient keys waiting to be inserted into the right fortresses to have them crumble to their dooms

 

[Meadows]

if this was real suicide it would be the equivalent of trying to drown yourself in a water fountain in a particularly crowded area for the cause of protesting a 20c increase in the price of mcdonald's fries.