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[wolfmat]

What? Where?

 

[Goldrusher]

Was there this kind of reaction when Jenna Jameson showed up in GTA?

I don't think Rockstar ever "advertised" with voice actors, even though they had dozens upon dozens in every game.

 

[twinturbo2]

What? Where?

She played the appropriately named Candy Suxx in Vice City. I can't believe I know that...

 

[Goldrusher]

What? Where?

Go through these lists and be amazed...

III: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277723/fullcredits#cast
Vice City: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0314123/fullcredits#cast
San Andreas: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383385/fullcredits#cast

 

[Staccat0]

I just read this whole thread, and you guys are a bunch of crybabies. Instead of talking about her work or how hot she is or something normal people would talk about you bitch that she is in the game. You act as if this was the first time something like this happened. Vice City fucking had you working for a porn director.

:lol
You make it sound like GAF considers Vice City on par with SotC or something. lame is lame is lame is lame. If you wanna buy into every cheap marketing gimmick that could possibly be thrown your way go for it, but I hardly think calling a spade a spade makes one a "crybaby" by any measure.

You might be suprised to learn that many people thought it was lame the first time it happened. Even more suprisingly, many will continue to find it lame.

 

[Prine]

Edit: For clarification, porn is not filmed real sex. It is acting. You don't get it, apparently.

Yeah sorry for failing to see the fine line between reciting Shakespeare and reciting cum bubbles.

 

[Kung Fu Jedi]

I don't think Rockstar ever "advertised" with voice actors, even though they had dozens upon dozens in every game.

Very true. She just sort of appeared in the credits, they didn't really play it up. This is different in that sense, but still, her voice "talent" is about the same.

 

[Vinci]

....

*looks at thread title*

....

*reads thread*

....

Why does this thread exist?

Yeah sorry for failing to see the fine line between reciting Shakespeare and reciting cum bubbles.

Christ, man. You're acting as if all proper actors are capable of Shakespeare or something. From what little I've seen of her, and believe me it's been difficult to only see 'little,' she shows more emotion in her acting than Keanu Reeves does on his best day. She's an actress. It's not some holy profession where only those with talent thrive.

 

[wolfmat]

Yeah sorry for failing to see the fine line between reciting Shakespeare and reciting cum bubbles.

Who's Shakespeare? Sounds like another porn actor.

Spoiler

Reciting cum bubbles XD

 

[Dark Octave]

Edit: For clarification, porn is not filmed real sex. It is acting. You don't get it, apparently.

Who's Shakespeare? Sounds like another porn actor.

Spoiler

Reciting cum bubbles XD

 

[Staccat0]

....
Christ, man. You're acting as if all proper actors are capable of Shakespeare or something. From what little I've seen of her, and believe me it's been difficult to only see 'little,' she shows more emotion in her acting than Keanu Reeves does on his best day. She's an actress. It's not some holy profession where only those with talent thrive.

so?
Is he supposed to praise mediocrity based soley on its existence?
She cant act. Dotn believe me? have real sex sometime and see what it sounds like:lol
"showing emotion" isnt exactly the hallmark of people whos voice will not annoy us in games. Usually its worse that way.

 

[Vinci]

so?
Is he supposed to praise mediocrity based soley on its existence?
She cant act. Dotn believe me? have real sex sometime and see what it sounds like:lol
"showing emotion" isnt exactly the hallmark of people whos voice will not annoy s in games.

He's not supposed to do anything. I'm just suggesting that he's holding the title of 'actor' up on a pedestal a bit higher than most given the title could reach. Shakespeare should be the standard for which all actors strive, but very very few are actually capable of it.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

wow ...

 

[BravoSuperStar]

What the hell is even being argued here? I'm not sure how this news is controversial or surprising.

 

[wolfmat]

No, seriously, Shakespeare. Shake spear. Nomsayn?

 

[Dark Octave]

No, seriously, Shakespeare. Shake spear. Nomsayn?

:lol I get it.

 

[domlolz]

This is ewwtastic

I wanna puke while masturbating

 

[wolfmat]

This is ewwtastic

I wanna puke while masturbating

Reminds me of 2dogs1barf.gif or however it's called.

 

[Emerson]

You people are fucking crazy. Saints Row was awesome and I imagine I'll enjoy SR2 more than GTA4.

 

[Neo_ZX]

Should have used Sylvia Saint.

 

[Dr_Cogent]

Fake boobs = LAME

Real boobs FTW.

 

[Dabookerman]

Hotter before the implants, people who buy this game have no standards.

Agreed. I got hi res naked pics of her somewhere I THINK. And her tit scars are horrible.

 

[AndresON777]

Should have used Sylvia Saint.

LOL I was wondering how long it'd take for people to post their favorite porn stars, but nah G they shoulda used amber michaels

 

[DangerStepp]

Fake boobs = LAME

Real boobs FTW.

I've been preaching this for the longest to all of my friends. I'm usually met with the "THEY'RE REAL IF I CAN TOUCH THEM!!! LOL"

I'm surprised to see that a majority of you guys feel the same way. I hate implants--they're weird looking.

Spoiler

give meh some sag

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

I managed to get some exclusive artwork of Tera's character in the game.

Wait... this may be the wrong game...

I see what you did there...

 

[CoG]

why so serious?

Had a lot of run ins with Evan over the years. I used to be on the NY hardcore scene in the 90's and that poser came out of the rich Jewish section of Brooklyn claiming he was from the wrong side of the tracks :lol Anyway his band had some success with metalheads and they went turned their back on everyone while still maintaining they were some hard ass street thugs. Now he's some cheesy porn producer e-thug pulling the same shtick, different audience. Well, he's probably got money now so he showed us.

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

How do Ivy's farts smell?

I don't know but I'd sure love to find out

possibly having her naked and sitting on my face. I'd inhale the hell out of it

 

[Dabookerman]

How do Ivy's farts smell?

Smells like a single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

 

[Fenderputty]

/google image search

Whoa, insanely hot body! o_o

She used to have naturals that were big. I thought she looked better then. She still looks great though.

/fears he just gave away his pRon addiction. :lol

 

[MMaRsu]

Yet another mediocre casual game to sell tons because of stupid ads and pointless gameplay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tVpqF2VnkY

Just makes me appreciate GTA 3/VC/SA all the more.
Not sure GTA 4 is as quirky as its predecessor.

And yeah, I want to make that prediction about the discussions in the thread right.

Wait, so GTAIV didn't have pointless gameplay? Go bowling? Gather 200 pigeons for a heli that u can get without hassle at the airport?

I admit I didn't play SR1 on xbox for a long time, but it just didn't make me want to. The GTA series was more entertaining to me, always ; more polished overall with decent plots. Just an impression.

GTA Series have a decent plot? Only GTA3 and Vice City.

San Andreas had you doing some James Bond shit ( not that it wasn't great, but it did not have a decent plot lol ) and 4 just focussed on the wrong things.

Hmm...

TROLL

 

[bishoptl]

Whore? Uh, OK. I know what she does for a living but calling her a whore is hardly putting you on the side of the angels here...

If the shoe fits, dude.

TROLL

Give it up, dude. SR's plot was shit in a barrel.

I don't think Rockstar ever "advertised" with voice actors, even though they had dozens upon dozens in every game.

Yup. The last name they pushed was Ray Liotta in Vice City. Know your history before you post!

 

[Grecco]

I for one cannot wait for the definite gangsta life simulation sandbox experience. October cannot come soon enough.

 

[MMaRsu]

If the shoe fits, dude.


Give it up, dude. SR's plot was shit in a barrel.


Yup. The last name they pushed was Ray Liotta in Vice City. Know your history before you post!

Hey if you actually read my post, I didn't actually said anything about SR's plot. SR's plot was bullshit just as GTAIV's plot was.

They had a great premise in GTAIV, but then it went to shit for NO REASON :\.

I have never said SR's plot was good or anything like that, I just think the gameplay has been better and more fun than GTAIV. I don't understand the hate .

 

[ascully]

+1 sale for Saints Row 2 to Mr Ron Jeremy

 

[Apharmd Battler]

This thread is hilarious!! :lol

 

[SturokBGD]

Now that's what the fuck I want to hear, Keith!

:lol

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

This is one of the weirdest gaming threads I've read in awhile.

 

[Avutta1978]

Not to put down her academic accomplishments (since I'm sure they are way above the average for her field), but having a BSc in Microbiology doesn't exactly make you a microbiologist. At best you could find work as a lab technician which is basically semi-skilled labor.

I have a BSc in biology as well (along with an MSc) and most of the people I went to school with weren't exactly geniuses. Some were brilliant, but a lot of them were surprisingly dumb. And that was at one of the better Canadian Universities.

True but then again I have a BS in Biology and do work as a microbiologist and am finishing up my MBA. All I am saying is the girl does have a brain to at least have to science oriented majors.. Did all that loves sex and figured she could make more green in her lifetime doing what she loves. So why not do it?To me its smart business just not my idea career path.

 

[i_am_ben]

whored, whor·ing.
–noun 1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet.

I guess the dictionary is an ass hole as well.

you know i'm going to start saying strumpet more. i like the way it rolls off the tongue.

 

[Amneisac]

Saints Row 2 continues to blow my mind with its marketing. Say what you will about GTA4, it's the "Playboy" of the two, while Saints Row 2 is more of the "Farm Sluts Weekly". Doesn't it bother any of you that they're trying to reduce your love of video games into some dumbass tire calendar pinup marketing bullshit? The first Saints Row tried way too hard to be a badboy game, while GTA does it with actual class and intelligence. I'm not even trying to start a flame war, I was disappointed with parts of GTA4, too. But as far as writing/plot/dialog there is absolutely no comparison.

"Let's put a Porn Star in a bikini with a gun next to a car!"

Oh to be a fly on the wall of that meeting.

 

[Soul4ger]

I like jokes as much as the next guy but if you find humour in comparing Jade to a whore then there's something deeply wrong with you.

Are you Jade Raymond? Her father?

 

[SturokBGD]

Doesn't it bother any of you that they're trying to reduce your love of video games into some dumbass tire calendar pinup marketing bullshit?

:lol

Dude, what?

Check this sucker out. Game is over 20 years old.

 

[Amneisac]

:lol

Dude, what?

Check this sucker out. Game is over 20 years old.

Hah, yeah well I hadn't seen that before and that's hilarious, but I'm not saying that having women in the marketing campaign is what's so bad, it's just so cliche and unoriginal with the whole girl/gun/car theme. It's just another of example of how they're not as creative as Rockstar.

Essentially what I'm trying to say is:

lollipop girl > tera patrick with a gun and a car

 

[BravoSuperStar]

Saints Row 2 continues to blow my mind with its marketing. Say what you will about GTA4, it's the "Playboy" of the two, while Saints Row 2 is more of the "Farm Sluts Weekly". Doesn't it bother any of you that they're trying to reduce your love of video games into some dumbass tire calendar pinup marketing bullshit? The first Saints Row tried way too hard to be a badboy game, while GTA does it with actual class and intelligence. I'm not even trying to start a flame war, I was disappointed with parts of GTA4, too. But as far as writing/plot/dialog there is absolutely no comparison.

"Let's put a Porn Star in a bikini with a gun next to a car!"

Oh to be a fly on the wall of that meeting.

Ob boy, another one of those "lets take saints row seriously" people. Dude they know its gaudy and tacky, its part of the joke and appeal of the game. It's so over the top "gangsta" that I really question how anyone could think they are being serious about it.....

 

[MMaRsu]

Saints Row 2 continues to blow my mind with its marketing. Say what you will about GTA4, it's the "Playboy" of the two, while Saints Row 2 is more of the "Farm Sluts Weekly". Doesn't it bother any of you that they're trying to reduce your love of video games into some dumbass tire calendar pinup marketing bullshit? The first Saints Row tried way too hard to be a badboy game, while GTA does it with actual class and intelligence. I'm not even trying to start a flame war, I was disappointed with parts of GTA4, too. But as far as writing/plot/dialog there is absolutely no comparison.

"Let's put a Porn Star in a bikini with a gun next to a car!"

Oh to be a fly on the wall of that meeting.

The game doesn't try to be serious.
How people can't understand that is beyond me.
But ok.

 

[Dina]

Well, it fits SR's subtlety.

 

[Amneisac]

I'm not sure what you mean by "taking it seriously". It's how they're choosing to market a product that they would like to sell millions of copies, so even if they're 'joking' they still chose that as their ad campaign and my humble opinion is that it comes off as a bad attempt at one-upping GTA.

An example would be the Hail to the Chimp commercials. Of course they're not "serious" but they're still clever and original. Everything I've seen for Saints Row is not clever or original.

 

[HolyStar]

:lol
You make it sound like GAF considers Vice City on par with SotC or something. lame is lame is lame is lame. If you wanna buy into every cheap marketing gimmick that could possibly be thrown your way go for it, but I hardly think calling a spade a spade makes one a "crybaby" by any measure.

You might be suprised to learn that many people thought it was lame the first time it happened. Even more suprisingly, many will continue to find it lame.

Its not that, just don't understand why so serious. Porn star is in game, has happened before, no big deal.

 

[MMaRsu]

I'm not sure what you mean by "taking it seriously". It's how they're choosing to market a product that they would like to sell millions of copies, so even if they're 'joking' they still chose that as their ad campaign and my humble opinion is that it comes off as a bad attempt at one-upping GTA.

An example would be the Hail to the Chimp commercials. Of course they're not "serious" but they're still clever and original. Everything I've seen for Saints Row is not clever or original.

Saints Row spoofs 'gangsta' culture.

Get it?

 

[Amneisac]

Saints Row spoofs 'gangsta' culture.

Get it?

Yeah, of course, I'm just offering my opinion about GTA doing a better job of it.