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Al Gore getting Divorced

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Teh Hamburglar said:
Has there ever been a single man/woman elected into a high office such as Governor/Senator/VP/Pres/etc?
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two of our presidents were I believe, one was a widower, the other was married shortly after entering office.
 
Best choice ever. Tipper Gore is a censorship zealot and was just as much of a drag on his 2000 campaign as that fuck Joe Lieberman.

Come to think of it, Joe Lieberman was like a perfect tag team partner for her. Maybe she actually cheated on Gore with him.
 
Chemo said:
Best choice ever. Tipper Gore is a censorship zealot and was just as much of a drag on his 2000 campaign as that fuck Joe Lieberman.

Come to think of it, Joe Lieberman was like a perfect tag team partner for her. Maybe she actually cheated on Gore with him.
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Great, I've got the picture of a naked Joe Lieberman in my mind now.


....is the rest of his body droopy like his face?
 
claviertekky said:
The American marriage.

1. Marry when young. Have kids.

2. Divorce when wife gets too old.

3. Marry a young woman. Have kids.

4. Repeat #2 and #3 until death.
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These days it's more like:

1. Have kids early, like at 23 tops. Marry shortly after to conform to social norms/for financial support.

2. Divorce when you realize you can't stand the person you had a kid with and/or are married to.

3. Blame the entirety of the opposite sex for your piss poor decisions.

4. Repeat.
 
Whoompthereitis said:
You tell us. You're the one with the mental picture.
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Well, I'm imagining things, I just don't know how realistic it is. I want to compare mental notes.

edit: what am I saying, no I don't.
 
Big Ass Ramp said:
Well, I'm imagining things, I just don't know how realistic it is. I want to compare mental notes.
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In my mind, he's cut, chiseled, and has the most delectable set of ass dimples I've ever seen, the kind that make me wanna get all up in his Giant Peach like my name was James.

Okay, now your turn.
 
Here's hoping that his next recycling campaign includes melting down old wedding rings to be used as gold wiring, using recycled paper for divorce papers, and how to operate your bachelor pad using only solar energy.
 
Big Ass Ramp said:
Oh, you know
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will bring that up.
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Speaking of that, have there not been any new eps since May 13th?
 
Not surprising, always got a kind of thundercunt vibe from her. It does seem weird to get divorced in your early 60s, I mean your life is essentially over and your new prospects are mostly shriveled up old hags, what's the point? Barely worth the effort to sign the paper, just live in different houses, who gives a fuck.
 
At least now he can listen to all the gangsta rap he wants.
 
zoku88 said:
Speaking of that, have there not been any new eps since May 13th?
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New episode tonight.

Whoompthereitis said:
In my mind, he's cut, chiseled, and has the most delectable set of ass dimples I've ever seen, the kind that make me wanna get all up in his Giant Peach like my name was James.

Okay, now your turn.
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Basically this plus a lower back tattoo that reads "MOM."
 
ronito said:
It's a strange fad (trend?) that's going on recently.
People staying married for 20-30-40 sometimes 50 years then up and getting divorced.

Honestly I don't understand it myself. If you could raise kids and put them through college and do that for 40 years why all of the sudden is marriage so difficult you can't deal with it?
You've made it 40 years you're past your prime, why not just try and work it out like you've done for 40 years? But whatever I guess.
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Because there's no longer any reason to stay together, you're miserable as is, and you'd like to be happy for the remaining years of your life.

ronito said:
Right but it still seems like running 25 miles of the marathon then saying "I'm done!"
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Marathons don't last years.
 
Huh...didn't see this one coming.

Normally I don't dive a crap about divorce between celebs, politicians, and other such public figures, but this one, for some odd reason, saddens me ever so slightly.

I can't really put my finger on it.
 
Cryptozoologist said:
http://i46.tinypic.com/30lksjc.jpg

He's blowing into her like a trombone.
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You have to get the incredibly awkward angle where she looks like she's trying to gasp for air.

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Stumpokapow said:
i'd make a joke about the phony make-out session during the 2000 campaign, but no one on gaf is old enough to remember
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Even less would get a Frank Zappa - Tipper reference. :(
 
Tipper Gore was responsible for the Explicit Lyric Advisory crap in the late 80s early 90s

she is probably very prudish.

Al is doing the right thing
 
ronito said:
Right but it still seems like running 25 miles of the marathon then saying "I'm done!"
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You can see the finish line of the marathon and the goal is to get to it as fast as possible . . . or secondary . . . to have the accomplishment of finishing it.

With your analogy, the 'finish line' is death. Do you think people should rush to death? And there is little achievement in making it to that finish line since there will be no celebration afterward.
 
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