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[Alcotholic]

Since the devil exists, then I know that God exists. I would pray to God to deliver me from this nightmare.

Nope. Rock devil has your soul. God will keep true to his friendship with Rock Devil.

Or just smokes a lot of pot.

"Dude. Dude, listen. Dude. What if everybody was on a cruise ship..."

I wish I liked pot. I just have a wild imagination.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Does the island have wifi?

Yes.

 

[Curious Puppy]

2. I'll take my chances.

 

[Acyl]

3 cause we don't have souls so nothing is gonna happen and we get to go home, trick question.

 

[Baraka Obama]

2, I only care about myself

 

[Pinko Marx]

2. May the strongest survive as nature intended

 

[bennywhatever]

None. We have smart people on GAF and I'm sure we can come up with a way to fix the ship and go home. I ain't prayin to no devil.

 

[Kneefoil]

#2. I still got so much of my life ahead of me that I'd rather take my chances of surviving than either be miserable for the rest of my life on some tiny rock in the middle of nowhere or be eternally damned in Rock Hell. The fact that we don't have to worry about fire already ups our chances of survival by a pretty good margin, the fishing net is also a considerable plus, although it probably doesn't provide us with enough fish to feed everybody.

 

[tr4nce 26]

Nope. Rock devil has your soul. God will keep true to his friendship with Rock Devil.


I wish I liked pot. I just have a wild imagination.

Nah, God got my back.

 

[pokeystaples]

#2. Use our infinite supply of wood from the 'endless' bonfire to make boats. Sustain people with fish and fresh water (distill sea water via boiling) while the armada is built.

Waiting around is for suckers.

^^
I got a wife waiting for me. Get me off this crazy thing.

 

[Brakke]

Honestly if I had the opportunity to sell my soul to the devil I’d take it at clearance prices. Too curious to discover what that’s be like. Who can pass up the opportunity to experience a thing so novel?

Probably vote for the rescue. Rather die of dysentery than live forever on an island with a bunch of stinky nerd guys.

 

[Akuun]

I vote 2.

Eternal damnation isn't worth getting off the island, so 3 is out.

I wouldn't want 1 either. Most of you guys are cool and all, but I don't exactly want to spend the rest of my life with you. No offense. I have a life to go back to. And if I die in the process? Eh, still not as bad as 1 or 3.

 

[adj_noun]

I'm swimming.

Eventually an OT hypotheticals alien will come along offering me the choice between a punch in the eye or a boot to the ass and I'll hitch a ride home.

 

[Violet_0]

I probably would have resorted to cannibalism long before the ship even sunk

 

[Doctor Shatner]

Probably 2, but as soon as shit went south, I'd take a never-ending swim for a quick exit.

 

[PixelatedBookake]

Who the fuck would pick three?

 

[whiteninja]

See how much exp I get for killing it.

 

[ZiZ]

Have none of you played Cuphead? Don't deal with the devil.

 

[Luminaire]

2, easily.

Based on some of the threads made in OT, it might be better if some of them didn't make it back to civilization.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Man this cruise sucks.

 

[Laughing Banana]

The fuck is 3? Lol. Stupid is anyone who choose that.

I'd rather go with 2, TBH.

 

[Verelios]

2 or better yet, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL!? DO I LOOK DUMB?

 

[Violet_0]

Man this cruise sucks.

I'm sure there would be some pretty wild and depraved orgies LAN parties, though

 

[krioto]

3 - soul is make-believe

 

[norm9]

I probably would have resorted to cannibalism long before the ship even sunk

Yeah, I think the most important breakdown in this "hypothetical" exercise is cannibal or non-cannibal. No fence sitting yall.

 

[Unbounded]

2. I don't like any of you enough to spend longer than I have to with you guys.

 

[Toxi]

I'm gonna say option 2 assuming we can actually get fresh water somehow.

 

[Tinfoilhatsron]

Lol in this hypothetical religious scenario, wouldn't you be damned anyway if you prayed to the fucking Rock Devil? I don't think hypothetical God would take kindly to that.

Option 2 is the only sensible one here.

 

[Xe4]

Definetly 2. 1 if there's no way to acess water though.

3 is a shit option, I don't know why anyone would want that.

 

[Luminaire]

Wait, is this a rock island as in Rock (music) Island? This may change my answer.

 

[MMarston]

Ok, but first things first



Where's the hatch?

 

[easterislandhead]

Option 2 no doubt.

 

[BlackSalad]

Ok, but first things first



Where's the hatch?

Option 2 for sure

but the twist is we all died on the cruise ship anyway and the island is purgatory. Does the fire keep the smoke monsters at bay?

 

[Brakke]

3 is a shit option, I don't know why anyone would want that.

just think of how good you could play the fiddle tho

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I don't like fish or turkey. This hypothetical sucks.

And what's the alternative to damnation? I mean, heaven isn't really all that appealing an idea to me either. Could I ask the devil to just destroy my soul upon my death?

 

[Zonar]

I have to go with 2. I am super risk adverse but there are not nearly enough women to pick 1.

 

[broncobuster]

I’d choose one. For my first meal I’d choose a yacht and sail away.

edit: if we can’t select meals then option 2

 

[Alcotholic]

I don't like fish or turkey. This hypothetical sucks.

And what's the alternative to damnation? I mean, heaven isn't really all that appealing an idea to me either. Could I ask the devil to just destroy my soul upon my death?

These hypothetical are supposed to suck. They are much more interesting when all your choices are shitty.

 

[big_z]

I’d take number 2. Take logs off the bonfire and repair the ship and get it back into the water. There’s enough people in OT to fish, repair and eat(when needed) to get that boat ready to escape.

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

Secret option #4: we kill the devil and become the rulers of Hell.

 

[Dougald]

Rock Island Devil my arse, we all know that’s Dr Pleb

 

[Username1198]

Majority can agree on one

No way I’d agree on #1, I’m not gonna hear about anime and should I go to the doctor questions for the rest of life. I can take seven years of it but that’s good enough.and yea, I’m not praying to some “devil-light island dude”

I’d go with #2 . I feel like we’d all sorta get along

Secret option #4: we kill the devil and become the rulers of Hell.

Oh yea I’d go for this.

 

[Muskieratboi]

2. Please. There's enough of us here with knowhow and ingenuity to Robinson Crusoe the FUCK out of all this.

....besides, 3 implies the proof of some world-shattering revelations, and the book and talk show tours afterwards would set us up for life!

 

[Subpar Spatula]

2.

If you do not vote for 2 then you will be murdered. The weak cannot survive 7 years.

Also, after 7 years I'll need more variety in those who I sleep with as there isn't enough flesh in the OT to sate my lust.

 

[JCHandsom]

 

[Painguy]

2, but we're all probably going to die.

 

[saturnine]

2.

If you do not vote for 2 then you will be murdered. The weak cannot survive 7 years.

1.

Those who do not vote for 1 will be dealt with. The greedy few cannot threaten the order and peace of the whole.

 

[Violet_0]

what if the cruise really was a trap and we all got Watchmen'd by EL

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Or we can all just get in the pile.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Living on an island forever means I never see another Marvel movie. 2 wins.

And I fear for the gender ratio at play.

If this is your reason for living then I feel for you. Goddamn.