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[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Tommy Lee Jones forever.

 

[gdt]

This thread broke my heart.

 

[titiklabingapat]

I came here to see the guy she was with. I am not disappoint because he is so soooo hot but I am disapoint that it's not a real sex tape ugh!!

 

[ConradCervantes]

Arguably the worst thread ever created during the long illustrious history of NeoGAF. I hope you're happy, OP.

 

[Savitar]

I was ready to work the shaft.....I WAS READY TO WORK THE SHAFT.

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

Obviously none of you have seen Embrace of the Vampire

 

[Surface of Me]

This wasn't funny when Eva Longoria did it and it isn't funny now.

Die.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Obviously none of you have seen Embrace of the Vampire

I've seen it, but I want MOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!

edit: also saw that show on showtime where she was some alien that liked to fuck or something, and it was awesome.

 

[celebi23]

Obviously none of you have seen Embrace of the Vampire

Was going to post this. Good enough for me I do wish that photographer scene was a bit longer though.

 

[feel]

Haven't fallen for one of these since I got burned hard with an Eva Mendes one a few years ago

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0a4d42beff/eva-mendes-sex-tape

DIE

 

[teh_pwn]

I was expecting a delicious account suicide thread.

I came












...in disappointed.

 

[highrider]

Certain shit you just don't do op. You need to reflect on why you betrayed your boys on GAF.

 

[Atraveller]

.

 

[JoeBoy101]

My body was ready.

My end reaction:

 

[Rafterman]

That's the way I saw it, yeah. The focus should be on Syria at this moment, yet people allow themselves to be distracted by people like Miley Cyrus, for instance.

Dunno what's worse, the disappointment in the Op, or this post.

How'd you find the time to post in this thread when you should be dwelling on Syria? Obviously your focus is lacking.

 

[thesuperfunk]

Eva Mendez, it was right as The Other Guys was being released

Now that would have been something!

 

[Capital_Five]

 

[T.M. MacReady]

 

[DJMicLuv]

Alyssa, pls.
Yes, I voted die.
For my erection. :-(

 

[the chris]

 

[Savitar]

Obviously none of you have seen Embrace of the Vampire

Seen it, loved it.

Also it's out on Blu ray next month and so is a remake? Seems to be another with the same title from this year.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

 

[Bowler]

Guess I can put away the kleenex and lotion

 

[McLovin]

You guys really that upset? She's kind of old.

 

[Hulud]

If that ump was a soccer player he'd be writhing on the ground after that.

 

[Sn4ke_911]

0.3/10

 

[Finaika]

You guys really that upset? She's kind of old.

40 is old?

 

[Vic]

This feeling of sadness in my heart... I was really enthusiastic when I entered this thread

 

[demon]

You guys really that upset? She's kind of old.

She's also kind of Alyssa fucking Milano.

 

[daftstar]

130 replies, 12,555 views

 

[marrec]

You guys really that upset? She's kind of old.

Your FACE is kinda old.

 

[TheSeks]

I figured Strafer was gonna troll with something like this but I guess not funny and die works.

 

[Finaika]

Your FACE is kinda old.

Nice.

 

[hateradio]

It's kinda funny if you think about it.

 

[marrec]

Nice.

High five.

*high five*

 

[GloveSlap]

Obviously none of you have seen Embrace of the Vampire

Went straight to Bing and Alyssa Milano was already trending at #1, lol. Anyway, pics came through.

 

[kehs]

I like how this video moved over closer to "die" because people were being educated on the syria conflict instead of being educate on Milanos Labia conflict.


Good job internet dwellers.


Just voted for "funny". eat it.

 

[MulderWasTaken]

Not funny. NOT FUNNY.

 

[Tesseract]

Your FACE is kinda old.

most excellent.

 

[strafer]

I'm sorry if I broke everyones heart. It was never my intention.

I'm sure she will release a real sex tape.

 

[fanboi]

I'm sorry if I broke everyones heart. It was never my intention.

I'm sure she will release a real sex tape.

YEAH YOU ARE NOT GETTING AWAY

 

[red731]

 

[SolidusDave]

Nope, doesn't work.
Screw you OP. Eye for an eye, a boner for a boner.

 

[bluelightningduo]

Obviously none of you have seen Embrace of the Vampire

Thread comes close to delivering.

 

[rvy]

Oh.

Fuck off.

Come on Alyssa, you have no fucking heart!

 

[Jay Sosa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJY4AOFoaZI

 

[Chuckie]

 

[MarkMclovin]

 

[Aquavelvaman]

Still wanked.