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YakiSOBA

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So GAF, I ordered some pizza earlier and I paid with my VISA (it was online ordering). The pizza got here about 8 minutes late so my friends and I bitched and moaned until we got it for free when the delivery guy came. He did not look very happy when he left, anyway... we got free credit for next time instead of a refund since I paid online through credit card...

On the receipt that the delivery guy took back, I didn't give him any tips but I left the "gratuity" section blank, meaning he could potentially write like... some random $$$ onto it and collect!

If he does, I plan to collect free pizza's for the rest of my life when I sue !!!
 
I'd write down $50 just having to deal with a cheap bastard like you. Damn bitching about a pizza coming less than 10min is ridiculous.
 
What makes you think he'll put a money value in the gratuity section? He could write "customer's soul" there. Think about that for a minute.
 
maybe you will or maybe you won't. However, at the end of the day, you're still a douche. Your friends are douches as well. Just a whole big group of douche bags eating their free pizza.
 
they blacklisted you in their computer system, so no pizza for you, 8 minutes late? seriously, its people like you that makes the beverage/hospitality service is sometimes a bitch to work at
 
:lol :lol :lol

8 minutes late is 8 minutes late. If a pizza place advertises 40 minutes or it's free, they should stick to it.

Put it this way, if this business "sold" me to their product on the basis of a 40min guarantee, and they don't stand by it when they are late ... who's fault is that?
 
Not only did you throw a bitch-fit because your pizza was 8 minutes late, you cheap ass...but then you proceeded to not tip the driver. I'm sure the driver wouldn't have minded all that much giving you the coupon but this guy lives off tips and you're assuming its his fault the pizza is late.
 
YakiSOBA said:
:lol :lol :lol

8 minutes late is 8 minutes late. If a pizza place advertises 40 minutes or it's free, they should stick to it.

Put it this way, if this business "sold" me to their product on the basis of a 40min guarantee, and they don't stand by it when they are late ... who's fault is that?
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It's soccer moms like you whos fault it is.
 
YakiSOBA said:
:lol :lol :lol

8 minutes late is 8 minutes late. If a pizza place advertises 40 minutes or it's free, they should stick to it.

Put it this way, if this business "sold" me to their product on the basis of a 40min guarantee, and they don't stand by it when they are late ... who's fault is that?
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It's a fucking pizza
 
I don't think he's gonna fuck with you. He already knows you're a damn prick and will take advantage however possible.
 
YakiSOBA said:
:lol :lol :lol

8 minutes late is 8 minutes late. If a pizza place advertises 40 minutes or it's free, they should stick to it.

Put it this way, if this business "sold" me to their product on the basis of a 40min guarantee, and they don't stand by it when they are late ... who's fault is that?
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Yours. It's your fault. You suck.
 
YakiSOBA said:
:lol :lol :lol

8 minutes late is 8 minutes late. If a pizza place advertises 40 minutes or it's free, they should stick to it.

Put it this way, if this business "sold" me to their product on the basis of a 40min guarantee, and they don't stand by it when they are late ... who's fault is that?
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Dude it's 8 fucking minutes. If it were, like, 15 minutes or 20 minutes, sure, that's an issue. But 8? That's, like, probably the amount of time it takes to get to your fucking house.

Regardess, you overreacted and that was a dick move.
 
YakiSOBA said:
:lol :lol :lol

8 minutes late is 8 minutes late. If a pizza place advertises 40 minutes or it's free, they should stick to it.

Put it this way, if this business "sold" me to their product on the basis of a 40min guarantee, and they don't stand by it when they are late ... who's fault is that?
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Yeah, but you're still a douche. So it doesn't really matter all that much.
 
Okay, maybe we overreacted... if it was just like 1 XL pizza with 3 toppings then 8 minutes we can let it slide... but too bad we ordered 4 XL 3 topping pizza's, 12 cans of pop, 24 chicken wings, 12 garlic bread sticks, and 3 side order of onion rings. Unforgivable, and I enjoyed every last bite of free junk food.
 
"Okay, maybe we overreacted... if it was just like 1 XL pizza with 3 toppings then 8 minutes we can let it slide... but too bad we ordered 4 XL 3 topping pizza's, 12 cans of pop, 24 chicken wings, 12 garlic bread sticks, and 3 side order of onion rings. Unforgivable, and I enjoyed every last bite of free junk food."

i bet the delivery guy went back to the pizzeria, once again blacklisted your address/name or made a special note (for when you redeem your credit), and is probably playing that... I bet he was _______ (guess the nationality) game with his co-workers


definition of a douchebag right here
 
YakiSOBA said:
Too bad this pizza joint includes a 4.50$ delivery charge mmm? :lol
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1) A 4.50$ delivery charge included with the price of the pizza that you didn't pay for.

2) Are you saying that had you payed you wouldn't have tipped because of that charge?

You are such a fucking ass.
 
ArtG said:
Just begging for your avatar to be quoted, eh?
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I'm begging so bad right now, I could shove a potato up my ass.

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YakiSOBA said:
Okay, maybe we overreacted... if it was just like 1 XL pizza with 3 toppings then 8 minutes we can let it slide... but too bad we ordered 4 XL 3 topping pizza's, 12 cans of pop, 24 chicken wings, 12 garlic bread sticks, and 3 side order of onion rings. Unforgivable, and I enjoyed every last bite of free junk food.
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wha....

WHAT

Dude, no, I'm sorry, fuck you. You have it completely opposite. If it's an easy fucking order, than maybe 10 minutes late is a stretch. But you order shit like THAT? Give them a fucking break and let them take their time.

Fuck, the frustration. Ugh.
 
YakiSOBA said:
Okay, maybe we overreacted... if it was just like 1 XL pizza with 3 toppings then 8 minutes we can let it slide... but too bad we ordered 4 XL 3 topping pizza's, 12 cans of pop, 24 chicken wings, 12 garlic bread sticks, and 3 side order of onion rings. Unforgivable, and I enjoyed every last bite of free junk food.
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well no shit , he basically brought the fucking restaurant to you and you're bitching.
 
YakiSOBA said:
Okay, maybe we overreacted... if it was just like 1 XL pizza with 3 toppings then 8 minutes we can let it slide... but too bad we ordered 4 XL 3 topping pizza's, 12 cans of pop, 24 chicken wings, 12 garlic bread sticks, and 3 side order of onion rings. Unforgivable, and I enjoyed every last bite of free junk food.
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My sarcasm detector is flopping around like a House Republican.
 
Okay, maybe we overreacted... if it was just like 1 XL pizza with 3 toppings then 8 minutes we can let it slide... but too bad we ordered 4 XL 3 topping pizza's, 12 cans of pop, 24 chicken wings, 12 garlic bread sticks, and 3 side order of onion rings. Unforgivable, and I enjoyed every last bite of free junk food.
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Just wait, karma's a bitch.

EDIT: I bet you and your friends think you're such bad asses for getting free pizza. Fucking loser.
 
YakiSOBA said:
Okay, maybe we overreacted... if it was just like 1 XL pizza with 3 toppings then 8 minutes we can let it slide... but too bad we ordered 4 XL 3 topping pizza's, 12 cans of pop, 24 chicken wings, 12 garlic bread sticks, and 3 side order of onion rings. Unforgivable, and I enjoyed every last bite of free junk food.
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You're kidding, right?
That's a huge fucking order. You ordered a massive amount of food that takes time to prepare and then throw a bitch fit when it gets to you 8 minutes late?

Yeah, you're a cunt.
 
I would've done the same. They've never EVER been late with any of the pizzas I've ordered so far, and they also advertise a 40 minutes limit.

They exhort you to complain if the pizza arrives later than that, so you're kind of an idiot if you don't get your free pizza.

Now, about leaving that blank.... LOL
 
YakiSOBA said:
Okay, maybe we overreacted... if it was just like 1 XL pizza with 3 toppings then 8 minutes we can let it slide... but too bad we ordered 4 XL 3 topping pizza's, 12 cans of pop, 24 chicken wings, 12 garlic bread sticks, and 3 side order of onion rings. Unforgivable,
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lol

AND MANY A CHESTBUMP WAS HAD BY ALL
 
Wow you order enough food for a fucking army and you bitched to get it free? Fuck you.
 
Garcia said:
I would've done the same. They've never EVER been late with any of the pizzas I've ordered so far, and they also advertise a 40 minutes limit.

They exhort you to complain if the pizza arrives later than that, so you're kind of an idiot if you don't get your free pizza.

Now, about leaving that blank.... LOL
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THANK you. Who would have thought these late night gaffers were so un-cheap. I love free food, and so should you numbnuts!!
 
YakiSOBA said:
Okay, maybe we overreacted... if it was just like 1 XL pizza with 3 toppings then 8 minutes we can let it slide... but too bad we ordered 4 XL 3 topping pizza's, 12 cans of pop, 24 chicken wings, 12 garlic bread sticks, and 3 side order of onion rings. Unforgivable, and I enjoyed every last bite of free junk food.
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It wasn't free. You paid for it. Maybe you'll enjoy free food in the future, but tonight you ate cold shit that you paid for and paid a $4.50 delivery fee. Chump.
 
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