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[Y2Kev]

This week is going to be EPIC.

 

[open_mouth_]

a part of me wants to see sanjaya win and the show never recover from it... why does so many people want to see this happen?

 

[Y2Kev]

It's starting!!!!!

 

[PotatoeMasher]

j lol

 

[Y2Kev]

Everyone knows she can't sing.

 

[PotatoeMasher]

She looks like Marla Gibbs.















An improvement!

 

[Y2Kev]

Melinda there looked like a mix of Gayle Kim and a potato.

 

[Y2Kev]

I think Lakisha is out of breath

 

[vatstep]

I think Lakisha is out of breath

Shocking

 

[Kuroyume]

She's so gross.

 

[vatstep]

She's so gross.

She looks better than usual, at least. They must be putting make-up on her boobs too, because they don't look hard and scaly.

Sometimes I wish I didn't have an HD display.

 

[Y2Kev]

What's with his scarf? Wow.

edit: the low part is still too low for him

 

[Y2Kev]

This is actually really, really bad.

 

[vatstep]

Rob Thomas sucks balls. No one could make this good.

 

[Spectral Glider]

This is actually really, really bad.

I thought so too, instruments were drowning him out. Maybe that's why the judges liked it. :lol

 

[MIMIC]

God, at least I know where to get some really good cocaine from.

The judges are RETARDED. All the more reason for Sanjaya to win this thing.

 

[Y2Kev]

I thought so too, instruments were drowning him out. Maybe that's why the judges liked it. :lol

I thought it was just terrible. The lower register was out of his range, he never hit the high parts, he sang it with poor phrasing, etc. It was just bad.

edit: Turn the Beat Around...

BOMB confirmed.

 

[vatstep]

legs

 

[Y2Kev]

Hi Haley. Your legs are rather out there this week.

edit: Terrible.

 

[Kuroyume]

Shake dat azz u skanky ho

 

[MIMIC]

Go, Haley! You can't sing, but who cares? :lol

 

[DarknessTear]

What the hell is up with her face?

 

[Spectral Glider]

That was weak.

 

[Y2Kev]

SYNCOPATEDRYYTHMANDTHERATTATATATATATONTHEDUMOHHHHHHYEAHHHHTURNTHEBAETAROUWHOOOAAAYEAHHHHHGOTTOFEEPLAPURERCUSSIONWOHOAAAYEAH

 

[GCQuinton]

Simon pretty much nailed that one.

 

[DarknessTear]

Haha Simon finally said what I was saying for a few weeks now.

 

[Y2Kev]

Goosepimples lol

Phil, if you look away, doesn't sound horrible here. If you look at him though, it's horrible.

lol guitarist messed up?

 

[Spectral Glider]

This week is even worse than last week. Spanish Nosferatu!

 

[Y2Kev]

His voice keeps cracking :lol

 

[GCQuinton]

I just realized I've been playing too much Guitar Hero lately :lol . Just had a visual of the interface in my head when that solo hit.

 

[MIMIC]

Goodbye, Phil.

 

[Kuroyume]

That guy is so ****ing annoying.

 

[MIMIC]

They save the best for last!!! :lol :lol :lol

Sanjaya gets the pimp spot

 

[Y2Kev]

This reminds her of Michael Jackson?

 

[Spectral Glider]

Jordin rules.

 

[MIMIC]

Blake sucks

 

[Y2Kev]

Blake's voice is really shit. :\

I still think he's the best one...I think. Nobody else has a soul. EXCEPT SANJAYA

 

[Spectral Glider]

Robin Williams goes latino.

 

[PotatoeMasher]

SAANJAJAAJYAYAYA!!!!

 

[GCQuinton]

Watching this season now really does make one appreciate how deep last year's was. Good performance by Blake, though. Best of the night so far.

 

[pxleyes]

O god, here we go.

I turned this on just to see how bad he really is.

 

[Kuroyume]

WOW

What a smooth guy.

 

[Y2Kev]

SANJAYA IN SPANISH

EL SANJAYA

EL SANJAYA GANA AMERICAN IDOL

 

[tribal24]

:lol :lol

 

[DarknessTear]

WOW

What a smooth guy.

The curse is activated confirmed?

 

[pxleyes]

Wow, this guy really does blow. Holy crap.

And yes, lets make sure we get plenty of zoomed in shots on his dirty pedo mustache.

 

[PotatoeMasher]

BEST SANJAYA PERFORMANCE EVER!!!

 

[SpudBud]

Well....I guess he'll be around a bit longer :/

 

[Y2Kev]

Sanjaya is going to ****ing win this week.

1. Pimp spot
2. Good performance
3. SPANISH LANGUAGE

edit: we NEED a gaf gif of the people celebrating

 

[Spectral Glider]

So long Phil or Haley.