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I would get all up in bikini girls mud flaps, damn that ass was nice and Ryan is definitely gay. It looked painful for him to have to kiss her!
 
unomas said:
I would get all up in bikini girls mud flaps, damn that ass was nice and Ryan is definitely gay. It looked painful for him to have to kiss her!

To me it kind of looked like he wanted to, but couldn't. For a second he almost looked like he was about to go in for the full make out session. It was probably painful not to do it.
 
this blind Art Garfunkle hasn't even sang and im tired of him already.

SolidSnakex said:
Dude she was terrible. She was changing the tone of her voice by nodding her head.

Britney Spears sold like 50 million albums doing this.
 
Oh wow, the new judge is pretty much the worst songwriter ever.

http://votefortheworst.com/20090112/all_you_need_know_about_new_idol_judge_kara_dioguardi

Just joining us for American Idol season 8? Just hearing about new judge Kara DioGuardi? Well, don't hold your breath hoping for an amazing songwriter to give opinions. While we're excited that we'll now have another judge with a coherent opinion (Paula and Randy clearly do not), Kara will be judging the Idol singers after having written songs such as:

Katharine McPhee - "Open Toes"
Almost every awful Ashlee Simpson song
Most of Kelly Osbourne's album
Lindsay Lohan - "Confessions of a Broken Heart" (and 15 other songs by her)
Paris Hilton - "I Want You", "Jealousy", "Screwed"
Pussycat Dolls - "Beep", "I Don't Need a Man"
Hilary Duff - "With Love", "Come Clean"
Gwen Stefani - "Rich Girl"
Britney Spears - "Ooh Ooh Baby", "Heaven on Earth"
Bo Bice - "The Real Thing"
Clay Aiken - "The Way"
David Archuleta - "To Be With You"
Ali Lohan's upcoming album

Simply terrible! So this woman is one of the reasons pop radio is unlistenable. Blame accordingly. She is also the co-owner of Arthouse Entertainment, which was produced crap like Jim Jones's "We Fly High", Nick Lachey's "What's Left of Me", and David Archuleta's "Crush". Why in the world would you pay her, knowing that she's been involved with so much awfulness?
 
viakado said:
omg, did you guys see where Seacrest tried to give that blind guy a high five?:lol :lol :lol

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DarkAngelYuna said:
You might not like that music but the point is that songs all sold millions and made tons and tons of money. Thats all that matters in the business world.

How many of the songs that she wrote were singles though? It's one thing to have a song you wrote on an album that sold millions, it's something completely different for your song to be one of the reasons that album sold so much.
 
SolidSnakex said:
How many of the songs that she wrote were singles though? It's one thing to have a song you wrote on an album that sold millions, it's something completely different for your song to be one of the reasons that album sold so much.

That Gwen Stefani song was HUGE from what I can remember.

But yeah, this lady needs to die a slow, painful death.
 
BlueTsunami said:
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I missed it last night but I am tearing up right now.... :lol

As for Seacrest being gay or not... he probably would have caused major trouble had he actually visibly done anything with that chick. probably wasn't really expecting her to start kissing on him and once she did at the very minimum (gay or not) was thinking "oh fuck.. what do I do now?????"
 
MIMIC said:
"It's spelled CHACOLATE!"

Poor, stupid Paula :(
I like how Kara immediately started showing off; I can't say I could hear exactly what she was trying to show bikini skank (although her voice was better, it's still mediocre). It all came off a bit contrived. It's pretty much guaranteed that part was gonna be on TV, so it looked to me like she started showing off because she's still pretty much an unknown and if she makes enough of a name for herself she can probably start writing songs for herself and making herself famous.

Then again, she's like 38, so maybe not. Not that she looks 38 at all.
 
agrajag said:
Wow, she's 38? Plastic surgeons are getting really fucking good.
that would explain the nose, Rubx
Crazy times we live in.

IT'S ON!
 
:lol MAN, that was a cold follow-up by Randy. "And then the siren starts going off."

But on the plus side, at least she's hot!
 
"It's footprints... footprints in the sand". :lol

Pff, Simon gushed all over her, he didn't even say anything about the lyric slip-up after that.
 
DarkAngelYuna said:
Wow when they showed the people of that city before the judges arrived. So many young people missing so many many teeth. WTH.
Kansas dude....Kansas.
 
Agent Dormer said:
Oh man, I feel like the judges are going to rip this guy apart.
As they should. Holy crap the chest hair on display is enough to cause gagging.
 
Okay, I rarely if ever watch this show, and the few minutes that I did again confirms why. The way they tore that girl to shreds with the cat and sirens joking was totally unacceptable.

If it was one of those people who intentionally went out of their way to travel to that audition and basically troll the judges, that's one thing. But this girl was trying really hard; look at the way she conducted herself in the interview even (why'd they even give her one, wtf). And they treat her like that? That's absolutely disgusting. There's countless ways you can politely or even a little aggressively tell people they aren't cut out for something so you don't resort to petty insults. Save those for the people who really deserve them.
 
How awesome would it be if one of these sad stories ended in the person sucking out loud?

Like, somebody with cancer sounding like a cow in a meat grinder?
 
Kibbles said:
I fucking hate the new judge. What's GAF opinions on her?

Same.

Shockgamer said:
How awesome would it be if one of these sad stories ended in the person sucking out loud?

Like, somebody with cancer sounding like a cow in a meat grinder?

Now that's what I call good TV :)

...just as long as their disability/ailment isn't being made fun of.
 
Diablos said:
Okay, I rarely if ever watch this show, and the few minutes that I did again confirms why. The way they tore that girl to shreds with the cat and sirens joking was totally unacceptable.

If it was one of those people who intentionally went out of their way to travel to that audition and basically troll the judges, that's one thing. But this girl was trying really hard; look at the way she conducted herself in the interview even (why'd they even give her one, wtf). And they treat her like that? That's absolutely disgusting. There's countless ways you can politely or even a little aggressively tell people they aren't cut out for something so you don't resort to petty insults. Save those for the people who really deserve them.

Oh let me have my fun!

The cruel people are those who encourage her despite a glaring lack of talent.
 
Shockgamer said:
How awesome would it be if one of these sad stories ended in the person sucking out loud?

Like, somebody with cancer sounding like a cow in a meat grinder?

They'd never air it.
 
Goreomedy said:
Oh let me have my fun!

The cruel people are those who encourage her despite a glaring lack of talent.
They can have their fun with the countless trolls seen on the show last night. I'm sorry, but I just think that kind of stuff sets a really bad example for how people are to be criticized and such. I really have a problem with the show in that regard, nevermind how the show seems to give the impression that if you can't sing like an Idol, you aren't entitled to make music.
 
What the hell...this dude is so awkward I'd say no based on that alone.
 
SolidSnakex said:
I noticed that the dude in the sad story they keep hyping is rocking the half-tuck. He's definitely going to make it.

It worked for Nathan Drake.

Also, Kara needs to stop saying that people have "chops." Please, diversify your vocabulary!
 
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