It's time someone gave ANACONDA the props it deserves.
Highlights:
- all star cast including John Voight, Jenifer Lopez, Owen Wilson and Ice Cube in absolutely the worst roles they've ever played.
- THE SNEER. John Voight in a career-worst as mysterious anaconda hunter Paul Sarone, sends a good 75% of the movie doing the most ludicrous sneer ever commited to film. "This river can kill you.....in a thousand ways." SNEER.
edit: found pic of THE SNEER!!!
Just a few reviews mention THE SNEER!
http://www.dvdtherapy.com/reviews/anaconda.php
http://www.filmjudge.ca/a/anaconda.htm
http://deseretnews.com/movies/view/1,1257,76,00.html
http://www.tactileint.com/allan/movies.html
http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/vhs-title-a/anaconda/reviews/
- Jo Lo in the most gratutious ass shot of her career.
- Worst CG monster of all time. ALL TIME.
- Ice Cube delivering the best send-off line ever - 100 foot anaconda rears out of the water, the rapper cocks his head and spits "BITCH!" and then PUNCHES the snake in the face. The end.
... and a million other reasons. Just rent it.
Anaconda = greatest bad film of all time!
Highlights:
- all star cast including John Voight, Jenifer Lopez, Owen Wilson and Ice Cube in absolutely the worst roles they've ever played.
- THE SNEER. John Voight in a career-worst as mysterious anaconda hunter Paul Sarone, sends a good 75% of the movie doing the most ludicrous sneer ever commited to film. "This river can kill you.....in a thousand ways." SNEER.
edit: found pic of THE SNEER!!!
Just a few reviews mention THE SNEER!
http://www.dvdtherapy.com/reviews/anaconda.php
http://www.filmjudge.ca/a/anaconda.htm
http://deseretnews.com/movies/view/1,1257,76,00.html
http://www.tactileint.com/allan/movies.html
http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/vhs-title-a/anaconda/reviews/
- Jo Lo in the most gratutious ass shot of her career.
- Worst CG monster of all time. ALL TIME.
- Ice Cube delivering the best send-off line ever - 100 foot anaconda rears out of the water, the rapper cocks his head and spits "BITCH!" and then PUNCHES the snake in the face. The end.
... and a million other reasons. Just rent it.
Anaconda = greatest bad film of all time!