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[Red Dolphin]

Ugh.. I swear does nearly every game-to-movie have to have some awful play on words or line that includes the word "game".

 

[bionic77]

I don't know how we ever forgot this classic.

I really need to get that batman dvd.

 

[psycho_snake]

This isnt a bad movie (well, for me its not) but its by far the most nerve wrecking film Ive ever watched:

 

[Teflar]

No love for Eight-Legged Freaks? That was a pretty good bad movie too (Though Anaconda tops it, I do have to admit)

Mom and Dad Save the World was classic Jon Lovitz too :lol

 

[karasu]

lair of the White Worm

 

[kitchenmotors]

The best bad movie of all time goes to....

 

[Eminem]

this is no contest:

 

[Error Macro]

No love for Eight-Legged Freaks?

But that was a movie that was trying to be bad. Those don't count

 

[Team Rancid]

Road House is definately #1 for me too

Some others

 

[Badabing]

The Guyver

 

[Baron Aloha]

Killer Klowns From Outer Space gets my vote.

"Shoot'em in the nose!!!!"

 

[Axsider]

this is no contest:

What the fu** are you talking about, Gump?
Road House is one of the greatest movies ever! Sucker!!

I LOVE IT!

 

[Guzim]

American Ninja 2: The Confrontation > American Ninja

 

[The Chosen One]

Okay, the first one wasn't so bad. I liked it quite a bit actually.

Then things got pretty bad in the sequel...

But wait...there's more!

Please let it stop...

It will never die...

The original dog that played Beethoven is probably rolling over in his grave.

 

[samus4ever]

Air Bud is a fucking pimp man. :lol

 

[COCKLES]

Jesus H Christ, is Disney owned by EA now?! :lol :lol

 

[StoOgE]

screw Air Bud.. whats the deal with the racoon pitcher?

That boxart alone is worth a purchase.

Also, that Beethoven collage is proof that John Laraquetts career is over. When you go from nightcourt, to your own quickly canned sitcom to being the guy who does a movie when Charles Grodin and Judge Riehnhold turn it down. :lol Also, Judge Reinhold evidently has a single reaction to a dog going crazy.. that is mouth ajaw with his arms spread open. :lol

 

[Guzim]

Air Bud is sure talented.

 

[moist]

American ninja 1 and 2

and..

 

[StoOgE]

Also, anything starring Mario Van Peebles. I swear the guy sold his soul to get a lifetime movie contract as an action 'star'. The pinnacle being Solo.. He plays a cybord genetically engineered killing machine who gets to choose what he looks like.. when they ask him what he want to look like, I swear to God he says "I wanna be like mike" in a monotone voice. :lol

 

[mashoutposse]

China O'Brien

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

The Warriors and Big Trouble in Little China are good spice! I will not have them maligned! Corny? Yeah, but they're damn fine corny. "WHOA-WEE-AHS! COME OUT AND PLAY-EE-YAY!!!!"

 

[fennec fox]

The local neighborhood theater used popcorn bags with this on them for nearly all of last year. There must have been a surplus. (And, for that matter, a theatrical release)

I can't get enough of the raccoon pitcher myself. I wanna rent it someday.

 

[Dead]

Air Bud is yesterdays news, now its all about:

 

[nitewulf]

Also, that Beethoven collage is proof that John Laraquetts career is over. When you go from nightcourt, to your own quickly canned sitcom to being the guy who does a movie when Charles Grodin and Judge Riehnhold turn it down. :lol Also, Judge Reinhold evidently has a single reaction to a dog going crazy.. that is mouth ajaw with his arms spread open. :lol

seriously! thas what i was thinking, man "the laroquette show" was actually pretty good. but alas.

 

[Bog]

And by the way, not only are those MK rip-off outfits not in the movie, but neither are any of the kids on the front cover.

 

[Guzim]

Where did those kids get those sweet Scorpion and Sub-Zero costumes?

 

[Guzim]

Bish, explain this!

 

[kroutdogg]

The Guyver

Holy Shit. I remember watching this about ten years ago and realizing how terrible it was but i couldn't turn it off. Bada, do you know if there was a sequel? I could've sworn there was another made.

 

[Coin Return]

wtf 3 ninjas rip-off

 

[lordmrw]

I'll grant you there is something fun about most of those movies sans 3000 miles to graceland. No matter what enjoyment there might be found in Howie Long being in the movie for who knows what reason.. or Ice T showing up just to hang upside down and shoot Uzi's like a mad man for 10 seconds before getting killed.

Two Words: David Arquette.

All I need to see are those two dirty little words in any films credits and you might as well throw it out the window. You might counter with "Oh, but he dies in the movie, and early on too". It doesnt matter. You could kill him a million times over, it wouldnt make up for having to see or hear that annoying little cunt.

How he landed a hot piece of ass like Courtney Cox I will never fucking know. There's no justice in this world.

 

[effzee]

ok one things...mario bro and showgirls arent bad!!!

 

[Dan]

screw Air Bud.. whats the deal with the racoon pitcher?

That boxart alone is worth a purchase.

Also, that Beethoven collage is proof that John Laraquetts career is over. When you go from nightcourt, to your own quickly canned sitcom to being the guy who does a movie when Charles Grodin and Judge Riehnhold turn it down. :lol Also, Judge Reinhold evidently has a single reaction to a dog going crazy.. that is mouth ajaw with his arms spread open. :lol

Yuck, don't forget the inclusion of Dave Thomas in that 5th one. I mean, I kinda enjoyed that first one when I was a kid, but a single sequel was completely unnecessary and to see the guys that went on to do the others is just sad.

 

[mashoutposse]

Happiest monkey ever.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

we need a pic of the jlo booty shot in anaconda. That right there made the movie worth watching.

 

[Guzim]

we need a pic of the jlo booty shot in anaconda. That right there made the movie worth watching.

The sneer made the movie worth watching.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

The sneer made the movie worth watching.

okay, the booty, and the sneer :lol

 

[Shazapp]

Sweet Jesus, I never knew the Beethoven movies went past #2. My only question is "Why?" Well, after "Why did they make the first one?"

My personal pick for worst movie ever made is:

But I'm sure some movie snob will tell me I'm missing the point of it.

So, my other pick is:

 

[StoOgE]

Yuck, don't forget the inclusion of Dave Thomas in that 5th one.

Wait.. THE HAMBURGER GUY? :lol :lol :lol

While we are on the topic of bad sequals.. my personal favorite is when someone either completely rewrites a literary classic or makes a sequal to it. "Yeah, we wrote a sequal to beauty and the beast.. we're disney eat is bitches." They are currently working on sequals to the following..

2004/08/03 - The Three Musketeers
2004/11/09 - Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas
2005/02/08 - Mulan 2
2005/05/20 - Bambi and the Great Prince
2005/08 - Tarzan 2
2005/09 - Lilo & Stitch 2
2006 - Mulan 3
2006 - The Emperor's New Groove 2
2006 - The Fox and the Hound 2: Friends Forever
2006 - Mickey's Around the World in 80 Days
2007 - Cinderella 3
2008 - The Jungle Book 3
2008 - Peter Pan 3
2008 - The Little Mermaid 3
TBA - Hercules 2: The Trojan War
TBA - Dumbo II
TBA - Brother Bear 2
TBA - Sleeping Beauty 2
TBA - Pete's Dragon 2
TBA - Oliver & Company 2

If EA is the devil, Disney is the anti-christ.

 

[maharg]

Wat? Logan's Run? Nah, it's just typical of its time.

 

[SolidSnakex]

 

[StoOgE]

Wat? Logan's Run? Nah, it's just typical of its time.

yeah, but having first watched it only a few years back its really pretty poorly done. The damn robot that freezes people.. come on :lol Not to say it isnt a pretty decent movie, but its just pure cheese.. the guy quoting T.S. Elliot poems every 10 seconds in Washington. :lol

My favorite thing is the 'circuit'.. there is a room in your apartment where you push a button and a woman (who pushed the same button in her room) apears in order to have sex. Ever since I saw the movie I wondered.. what happens when a really ugly chick apears? or a hot chick pops up in say my room. How ackward would getting out of that be? "Well Gee, Im horny enough to push a button to have sex with a completely random person, but just not you. "

 

[Eminem]

What the fu** are you talking about, Gump?
Road House is one of the greatest movies ever! Sucker!!

http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=24393

you even posted in it =p
We are in agreement

 

[maharg]

yeah, but having first watched it only a few years back its really pretty poorly done. The damn robot that freezes people.. come on :lol Not to say it isnt a pretty decent movie, but its just pure cheese.. the guy quoting T.S. Elliot poems every 10 seconds in Washington. :lol

My favorite thing is the 'circuit'.. there is a room in your apartment where you push a button and a woman (who pushed the same button in her room) apears in order to have sex. Ever since I saw the movie I wondered.. what happens when a really ugly chick apears? or a hot chick pops up in say my room. How ackward would getting out of that be? "Well Gee, Im horny enough to push a button to have sex with a completely random person, but just not you. "

It's utopian, there are no ugly chicks.

 

[cubanb]

I enjoyed the movie suprisingly, but i cannot fathom seeing a sequel. and even then it doesnt have the star power of the first.
meh

 

[sefskillz]

Absolutely, Positively... Troll 2

This movie doesn't even have trolls in it. At number 13 on imdb's worst 100 movies it is sorely misrepresented. This movie put the word NILBOG on the map and made it one of the scariest towns of our generation. Complete with a pedophile ghost grandpa, a kid urinating on poisoned snack cakes, an over the top energetic sister who loves to dance to 80s music, some of the finest acting you've seen, pathetic special effects, goblin ass kicking dads, cheesy fantasy opening sequence and all around sub mediocrity.. this is one of the finest.