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And those old and fat women?

nikolino840

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I saw some old photos of relatives and in their twenties are hot thin girls with miniskirts and heels with boys cars bikers and clubs
The human body Is weird
 
The human body Is weird

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it seemed like tits looked a lot better back in the day than now. Way more perky and well shaped.
It could just be that almost every girl over 18 has shown her tits on the internet at this point, so you get to see all the imperfect ones. Back then it was just the rocket tits and perfect ones being photographed.
 
It could just be that almost every girl over 18 has shown her tits on the internet at this point, so you get to see all the imperfect ones. Back then it was just the rocket tits and perfect ones being photographed.
Very good point. I never thought about that!
 
It could just be that almost every girl over 18 has shown her tits on the internet at this point, so you get to see all the imperfect ones. Back then it was just the rocket tits and perfect ones being photographed.
Lots of Tupperware titty being photographed too. Get that plastic seran outta here. Bags of sand bruh.
 
Well How do you think your wife will be at 60 70 years old? And you?
Check out her parents. Usually pretty accurate.

And if you're actually young, you don't have any idea. For me, my metabolism slowed down around 27 years old. You either relearn how to eat like an adult, or you continue to eat like a teenager and your body explodes. Lots of hot girls don't work out, don't really diet, and don't work hard. Those girls are potential time bombs as they get older. If you are dating a girl that really can work hard, has a history of athletics, or is just naturally skinny at all times, then they'll be fine.

Same thing goes for guys too. On average, I think girls are probably better about being conscious of what they eat then guys are. Lots of guys will get older and fail to readjust, and just get bigger. Also more likely to drink frequently, and work long hours taking away from workout time. They have to really want it to be in shape, or have gifted genetics.
 
The collar releases a short burst of dorito dust every 30 minutes. Dispersed just far enough that the creature can't consume it but close enough that it constantly has the aroma in it's snout. This should be enough to keep piggo on his trotters, but when that fails, whips come into play...
 
Cue up all of the victim statements as to why you can't control being a cow.

Some women don't understand that taking care of their body is the difference between an amazing life and one of shit. Take care of your body, and even throw some implants in there and the sky is the limit. You might even be able to live a rich lifestyle without working. Eat like an elephant and your life will be drastically different. Obviously, men who life a hoss lifestyle will suffer a similar consequence vs those who take good care of their body, but not to the same degree as women.
 
I remember when I was a child wondering where all the fat ugly adults came from, men and women. Now I know and the magic is gone.
 
I work in a fairly upscale area and I've noticed a weird phenomenon where mothers are in super great shape and their daughters are a bit on the larger side. Really depressing.
 
food was more scarce and portions were much smaller

food wasn't advertised like it is now

now it's the exact opposite

and now there's enormous variety of dirt cheap high calorie foods

advertising and factory farming together made the world fat

but people started adapting by making conscious health decisions
 
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We used to have bigger portion options in restaurants across the States about 12 years ago man. So yes you are. People are bigger because of a stationary lifestyle and out of free choice.
 
The best way to find out how your girl is going to look like when she's older is by looking at her mom. The Heartbreak Kid movie actually had a pretty funny joke about this exact thing.
 
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