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Angry Joe - Top 10 WORST Games of 2014!

Risen to me seems like FFXIII to me: sure it is bad, but worse than Sonic Boom? Not really.

Edit: Ninja Gaiden Z would be my pick.
 
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Oh you EA.

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Holy shit! lmao
 
Thanks. :)

He really has a way of making me buy or not buy a game. Specially to stay away from shitty games. He gets so mad sometimes.
 
Anyone else feel "worst games" lists are a waste of time? I feel the same way every time I see people debating on the worst games - most of these lists and videos are just all games that you know are shit without even looking twice at them so what's the point?
 
Anyone else feel "worst games" lists are a waste of time? I feel the same way every time I see people debating on the worst games - most of these lists and videos are just all games that you know are shit without even looking twice at them so what's the point?

Entertainment. Joe is trying to be entertaining with his videos. Sure, he is trying to inform people about things they can (and should) avoid, so that they do not spend their hard earned money on them but at its core he is trying to be entertaining to his viewers. Sometimes I think that people on GAF lose sight that when we discuss games (good, bad and otherwise) it should be because we enjoy doing so. It is enjoyable to commiserate with others by saying "Oh man, yeah that was a stinker". I'm with you that some things like Duck Dynasty should be no brainers and are barely worth mentioning, however sometimes when you are just exploring indie titles or lesser known things on STEAM you find either gems or a sack of shit.

For my personal tastes though, he has provided me insight into games that I didn't even know existed (like the incident with the Slaughtering Grounds) because I simply don't trawl unadvertised games like I used to. When I get home in the evening, I sit down and play a game I've purchased that I generally know what I'm getting into. If I play something off the beaten path it is usually through the recommendation of a friend, a gaffer or a video like his reviews.
 
Yeah, Risen 3 shouldn't be on any "worst" list.. at worst, it is a mediocre game with not a good combat system, but the writting isn't bad, even has some clever homor in it, the graphics are really nice, enemy variety is great, some nice and cool gameplay mechanics, the islands are diverse, the OST is good, etc.. it is definitely rough around the corners, but so what.. almost everything else is solid
 
His Destiny review was so spot on. I think like many, he thought the core gameplay was great. Thought the first 30 hours were enjoyable. But also realized the game cut so many content and was designed in a very questionable way (DLC/ terrible loot drops/post game).

I get people hate Destiny especially since they sold people on a different game. But I still dont think it was a terrible game. More like a massive disappointment. Just me though. Don't get me wrong, I've completely soured on the game and Bungie. I get all the hate and anger. But I still enjoyed my first 30 hours for what it was.

Edit: I dunno maybe it's terrible lol I personally think the 10 games he listed here were technically worse.
How did they sell people on a different game, people just have unreal expectations
Everyone knew it was going to be a grind fest since the alpha

I just think people love to hate destiny because they want some epic story when all destiny really is about is working as a team in co-op scenarios, getting loot (I got 7 exotics in the last 10 days, and about 8 Legendaries) and coming together to beat raids.


All things Angry Joe never did, he played the boring part of Destiny I have not touched in 4 months
 
I kind of hate top 10 worst lists but most of the games he listed really are bad.

Still, kind of pointless to put a video just to say they suck, except when they are clearly rip-offs like that Dungeon Keeper "game".
 
I know he has a bit of a history with that franchise, but Risen 3 seriously has no place on any Top Ten Worst Games list. Not even close (and yes, his opinion, which I respect of course^^).
 
The Fall looks like a PS2 game in how it plays. This is the first time I've seen anything from it. Absolute trash and probably amplified by the well received Hitman Go.

I like that Angry Joe pretends that this shitty movie game is an insult to the 2008 Rambo movie.

edit. I wanna play Duck Dynasty now. It's so bad it's gotta be good.
 
Dungeon Keeper was released in 2013 though.

It was released in late Jan of 2014.

I have no idea why Wikipedia says it launched in December, unless that was in a tightly controlled region?

All of the "hate" articles on it start in early Feb 2014, and no way do they wait two months to cover that atrocity. Plus they all say stuff like "Dungeon Keeper launched last week".
 
Realise it wasn't remotely the intention but the Duck Dynasty section had me laughing a stupid amount, made me want to actually give the game a go just to see if it was as bad as he was implying.
 
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Oh you EA.
if this was called anything other than dungeon keeper would have anyone given a shit? because I tried it and it wasn't any different than any of the other f2p games I tried on my phone

it's not something I'd ever give money to (or any phone game for that matter), but the reaction to it kinda seemed overblown
 
if this was called anything other than dungeon keeper would have anyone given a shit? because I tried it and it wasn't any different than any of the other f2p games I tried on my phone

it's not something I'd ever give money to (or any phone game for that matter), but the reaction to it kinda seemed overblown

This. 90% of the outrage seemed to be due to the game being called Dungeon Keeper, and coming from EA. A lot of the people getting angry over it were probably not aware that there are tons of these exact games out.
 
DayZ + steam early access is probably the biggest disappointments for me. im looking forward to seeing his list.

Ya , i mean by the time they actually get it running the way they want no ones gonna care - they are taking WAY too long to fix things.

And it still runs like shit.

Althought that was 2013 too wasnt it?
 
Realise it wasn't remotely the intention but the Duck Dynasty section had me laughing a stupid amount, made me want to actually give the game a go just to see if it was as bad as he was implying.

Same. From what I've seen of Duck Dynasty, I've laughed a lot. One person's trash is another's treasure.
 
Deus Ex: The Fall is decent even on PC. What's everybody's problem with it? It controls fine, it's mildly challenging if you go full stealth, it's the Deus Ex package in mini form. So what?
 
Ya , i mean by the time they actually get it running the way they want no ones gonna care - they are taking WAY too long to fix things.

And it still runs like shit.

Althought that was 2013 too wasnt it?


its still in early alpha so maybe it should count? they're expecting to hit beta at the end of 2015.
 
Watched the Men Drinkin' Coffee play through the entirety of Duck Dynasty.
Haven't watched a minute of the actual show, mind, but I don't think that game even belongs on this list.
 
FEAR Online is a thing that actually exists? I had no idea, never heard of it before.
 
I was going to suggest for Sonic Boom to be on this list, but after observing some of the other games in detail, I now truly believe that they deserved to be on it more. Sonic Boom may be bad, but those games are just flat out abysmal.
 
This. 90% of the outrage seemed to be due to the game being called Dungeon Keeper, and coming from EA. A lot of the people getting angry over it were probably not aware that there are tons of these exact games out.

Even in this thread. "It takes a day to build a base." Yeah welcome to any number of these type of games. Simpsons Tapped Out/Clash of Clans/Boom Beach etc are all the same game. Nobody cares because they aren't called Dungeon Keeper from the nefarious EA. These games are few minute a day time wasters. You set up your builders, go attack some bases, get attacked, design bases. You can waste money to speed up building or you can just earn that currency in the game. I have never spent a cent in this game and I have 6 imps and I am in the second highest ranking. The reaction to this game is dumbfounding and the overly negative reaction probably curb stomped any chance of an actual full game release.
 
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