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[Jimothy]

why can't i hold

all these drugs

 

[GavinGT]

why can't i hold

all these drugs

That's racist.

 

[Culebra 64]

Once a month I get a letter in the mail. It looks like an order form attached to a spreadsheet. The spreadsheet lays out the month, and has days and times when you've gone out, along with a point system for each excursion. Then the order form shows me how much each various drug costs, points wise.


So no, I don't get offered drugs every time you go out. I get the offer once a month, after the fact.

 

[speculawyer]

No one has offered me drugs since the 80's.

Of course I look like Nicholas Cage playing a weatherman.

 

[jello44]

No, but people often ask me if I have a light.

(I don't smoke)

 

[AlexMogil]

I got drugs for you if you were born in the 80's, the 80's, yeah.

 

[brianjones]

I want some drugs I'm bored of alcohol

I need to hang out with amirox

 

[Sadsic]

I got drugs for you if you were born in the 80's, the 80's, yeah.

i was born in 1990 but i was a fetus in 89

 

[TheKaeptain]

Coke always coke even when I am in drive-thrus.

 

[Necromanti]

You and me both.

I retract my previous statement.

where do you guys live ?

I'm in Montreal and get offered drugs several times a week. Most of the time weed but sometimes speed.

In Brazil, people always try to sell me cocaine.

Dubai for 14 years. Seattle for 2 and a half. Nothin' so far. Although a homely man once tried to sell an SD card to me at a bus stop.

 

[travisbickle]

Can you give me a comprehensive schedule of the times and dates you have/will gone/go out so I can cross-reference it with my list of times I've been/I'm planning to go out and have/haven't been offered drugs?

 

[shadyspace]

Some hippie offered me acid out of nowhere at a bar and me and my girl had an amazing christmas as a result

 

[Persona7]

I was walking to the store to buy a bag of cat litter once and as I was walking through the side alley on the back side of the store someone approached me and asked, "Do you have drugs for sale?"

I did a about face and got onto the street.

 

[mooooose]

The tense of the topic title is hilarious.

But uh, sometimes. If the people I'm talking to are partaking, they'll probably offer, but random people don't just offer me drugs. Though that would be awfully flattering.

 

[Kinyou]

because I have some of them

you know





drugs

 

[FrostuTheNinja]

but random people don't just offer me drugs. Though that would be awfully flattering.

Wouldn't it?

But maybe it's the fuzz! D:

Or that could be the pot talking.

 

[Senshik]

sadsic I don't even go out with you

BWAHAHAHAHA

RANDOM.

if its a tree, just take it sadsic. It's from the eartf.

 

[EatinOlives]

Some hippie offered me acid out of nowhere at a bar and me and my girl had an amazing christmas as a result

 

[SystemShock2]

Not very often. Definitely have before though. I get my drugs from my friends though. I would never buy anything but bud off the street.

 

[Meatfist]

I always expected life to be like what they taught us in DARE. Where are all the strangers who should be giving me weed?

 

[sans_pants]

ive been offered several things in the past few years. i am a man with long hair

 

[Vermillion]

Lmfao

 

[Honey Bunny]

im doin em

and im pursuin em

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

OP you look high. You have any drugs?
I think it's because you like ponies.

I still wonder if that guy is a real policeman.....i mean no policeman at all.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Perfection

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Who would have thought that GAF is a forum of twenty-something year old guys?

 

[Ra\/en]

I frequently got asked for drugs, smokes, lights or whatever was when I was 18-20 and had long hair and always wore a hoodie and baggy jeans. I guess I fit some kind of stereotype. As soon as I cut my hair, i never got asked.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

its always weed and pills

also this stuff called "wet" that i only ever heard of when i moved to new jersey. its gross

get some, take a LOT of it, report back.

 

[IrishNinja]

sadsic it's time to move up out the hood and or stop hanging with narcs

haha okay this thread was worth it

 

[Senshik]

what's WET? hybrid drug or something?

hahahah!

https://twitter.com/NoPoliceman/status/288010645641756672/photo/1

 

[Kentpaul]

I have friends who offers me coke and E randomly with a text message.

 

[brianjones]

kentpaul do you need a roommate

I like British music way more than American music

 

[xXBetter Off DadXx]

Do you get offered drugs when I go out?

Came for this, left satisfied.

And this:

Can you give me a comprehensive schedule of the times and dates you have/will gone/go out so I can cross-reference it with my list of times I've been/I'm planning to go out and have/haven't been offered drugs?

 

[Kentpaul]

kentpaul do you need a roommate

I like British music way more than American music

Are you trying to muscle in on my Coke/E connect young man ?

 

[squidyj]

i have green blonde and brown hair so i think people are assuming some crazy shit

I present myself like a young conservative even though I'm the farthest thing from it... nobody ever asks me about drugs

kentpaul do you need a roommate

I like British music way more than American music

do you like American music? I like American music.

 

[IrrelevantNotch]

Yes, please stop going out.

 

[Escape Goat]

No wonder I have so many drugs now. Sadsic is teh drug cartel's golden goose.

 

[akira28]

what's WET? hybrid drug or something?

hahahah!

I don't know how I'm here today cuz I had some fucked up thoughts on that shit.... I remember robbing someone with a gun-lighter. Ah well that was then.

PCP/Wet is a powerful drug.

 

[Senshik]

good ol' angel dust.

 

[Gorillaz]

That police twitter account just became my new fav

 

[Mista Koo]

I get offered drugs every time I go to America.

I only went once.

 

[TrutaS]

This thread is instantly hilarious, people around me think I'm a crazy person for laughing like this.

To answer yes, people always think I'm a mushroom guy, which is quite disturbing since I look like a nerdy sweet guy ( we are the worst aren't we?).

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Yeah I have no idea why this keeps happening

 

[red731]

So that's why people keep offering me drugs *shakes fist

Just sometimes in big cities.

 

[Wazzim]

Yeah, weed mostly but also pills when I go to EDM clubs.

 

[Apeopleman]

Who would have thought that GAF is a forum of twenty-something year old guys?

That's what it is mostly.

Early to late 20's, white males, college students, who are just confused and trying to find out who they really are.

Same could be said for reddit, and several other websites.

 

[Oppo]

It's your hair sadsic

 

[Photosynthesis]

This is hilarious. Thank you.

Why would people ask strangers for drug money? Seems like the chances of actually getting anything are incredibly slim.

 

[Anteater]

So that's what all those random packages were

 

[RionaaM]

Only happened once, and I said no. Should I have said yes, and sent you some?