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Not me but this nasty nerd girl who hung out with the magic card kids at the magic card table had 5 guys bang her all at once on the counter in the photo lab in our school (the photo lab is a pretty dark room). Needless to say, I'm never touching that counter ever.
 
GSG Flash said:
Not me but this nasty nerd girl who hung out with the magic card kids at the magic card table had 5 guys bang her all at once on the counter in the photo lab in our school (the photo lab is a pretty dark room). Needless to say, I'm never touching that counter ever.

DV/DA + oral? That's one stretched-out Magic nerd.
 
I got a blowjob on the schoolbus when I was 15. My girlfriend put my coat over the upper part of her body and made believe she was sleeping on my lap. I leaned back and made believe I was sleeping too(It's harder to do then you think).


p.s.- she swallowed. lol
 
Guileless said:
DV/DA + oral? That's one stretched-out Magic nerd.


Erm... I'm guessing he doesn't mean literally all at once. More like one after another ...


While it's not actually "in school", two years after I graduated HS, I hit it doggy-style on the 50 yard line of our school's football field. Granted, it was 11pm on a weeknight during the spring ... but it still counts in my book!

Hooray for exhibitionism!

Boooo for getting old and a conservative marriage.


/gets up off of couch

So, uh, you guys validate parking, right?
 
:lol @ goodcow. "this didn't happen at my highschool." yes it did, you just didn't know anyone.

anyway, HS field trips, say for sporting events, were quite the sexual bonanza. stories galore. or passing around girls like the sports page. or dating a girl just to get to her friend... ahh, if i could go back to HS, i would, but only to maxmize profit from the knowledge i've learned since then...
 
We had like a 22-year-old Social Studies teacher that was totally cute, but had a medical condition and was bangin' the varsity football quarterback. It was all rumors and such, but they got caught having sex in school, because she had an episode during sex, and the guy had to get her help.

I've never had sex in school. Just kinky sex.
 
i've got a friend of a friend who's a substitute teacher at the middle school i went to growing up. he caught 2 kids in one of the closets having sex, and even AFTER they were caught, the guy just kept going till he finished.
 
This stuff is brought up quite often in my school, most of it ends up being just lies. A friend of mine had some kid say that she gave a kid oral and threw up on him. Not true, but another story is. A fellow hockey team goalie with me attempted to make a girl give him oral on school grounds. He got reported, expelled, and I'm the only goalie on the team. This kid was messed up though, he was frequently seen masterbating in class. I guess he lacked self control.

High School is a sad, sad place. Luckily, none of it matters.
 
Oh man, let me go through my 4 year highschool list

1) guy and girl caught having sex behind stair well

2) Gym teacher turned in for giving note to hot girl that he liked. Said he liked staring up her skirt in study hall and thought it was a hint she wanted to get it on with him that she always spread her legs enough for him to see

3)Girl caught giving a guy a blowjob in the bathroom. To top this one off she was sort of in our circle of friends and my best friend ended up dating her for a little bit the next year when he and his girlfriend broke up. Oh boy did we make fun of him and joke with him. In the end he was just desperate and wanted easy tail.

4) The year before ours Homecoming queen showing up in a lesbian spread in Hustler that got endlessly passed around with pics on Harddrives in computer lab. And then later that year ending up on an episode of HBO Real Sex as a wannabe stripper with her crack whore friend that didn't make it.

5) Our questionable lesbian Senior year economics teacher/female sports coach getting extremely friendly with identical twins in our class. The twins were always a bit butch but still not bad looking. Found out towards the end of the year they had both actually been staying at the coach's house. Saw all three of them a couple years later at a sporting event and one of the twins had short butch hair and was holding hands and kissing the coach.

Oh yea, this was in Florida by the way.
 
DMczaf said:
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Damn it girl! Get your ass off the keyboard!

Is she still orgasming at computer #12 as you post this message?
 
Incognito said:
:lol @ goodcow. "this didn't happen at my highschool." yes it did, you just didn't know anyone.

I'm not naive enough to think that people didn't fool around at my school, but I mean, giving head during class? These sorts of brazen things, especially people being caught and the news being involved surely didn't occur.
 
I was friends with a girl who allegedly masturbated in math class.



She wasn't the slutty/horny type. I suspect that the math class was just really boring.
 
The Shadow said:
I was friends with a girl who allegedly masturbated in math class.



She wasn't the slutty/horny type. I suspect that the math class was just really boring.

Maybe she was just horny for math. Is she hot? Did you try it? FHUTA /3.142 ?
 
It definitely went on when I was in HS, but I was wayyyy too paranoid to initiate something like that on school grounds. A lot of it centered around the photography labs, since there were locking darkrooms for loading/unloading film into developing canisters, as well as a locked studio in a relatively quiet corner of the school. There was also a track down in the basement that had lots of poorly lit areas.
 
Lemurnator said:
I got to second base in while in school and once while on the bus.

I move that this comment be stricken from the court record, the witness banned and my eyes thoroughly gouged. Thoroughly.
 
High school was hell for me and I was more interested in getting through the day unscathed by bullies rather than poking around looking for things like this. Hell, I was probably too afraid to go looking around thinking I'd get a furious beatdown if I ever saw something unseemly.

Only thing that ever caught my eye was seeing a guy and a girl leaving a one-person unisex bathroom in the music department, but I was way too naive to think anything of it.

When I try to look back at things, god knows what was happening all around me, but again, I was the typical loner (still am actually, though I'm much more proud of it).
 
GSG Flash said:
Not me but this nasty nerd girl who hung out with the magic card kids at the magic card table had 5 guys bang her all at once on the counter in the photo lab in our school (the photo lab is a pretty dark room). Needless to say, I'm never touching that counter ever.
This reminds me of this girl that i went to school with in eight grade. First day of school, in English class, i get a note asking if want a girlfriend (from her). i reply with "no", only because, to put it nicely, i wasn't attracted to her at all. She had a huge crush on me and for the first half of the year she'd brush up against me or make excuses to touch me. i can't believe how completely oblivious to it i was at the time, but damn, talk about some raging boners. :lol The one time i almost caught on, the two of us were rummaging around a dark storage room looking for some equipment for our creative video class. When she wasn't giving me a "kiss me you idiot" look, her massive tits would "accidentally" press against me. i could've put her eye out.

Throughout the school year i'd hear rumors about how she would get picked up by random guys after school. i heard that on senior day she got into a car with three or four guys, and performed various acts on them (*ahem* bukkake). i don't know how much is true, but in severe hindsight she had some serious issues, and used her body and the way she dressed to cover up/deal with them.
 
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