wait til 9 months later when he asks gaf what to do about the girls whom claim he's the daddy.
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Anyone ever work at a grocery store?
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wait til 9 months later when he asks gaf what to do about the girls whom claim he's the daddy.
Next time on ....Shopping Cart Diaries.
DoctorButt
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you didn't even defecate on any of their chests? why the fuck are you bragging?
Freshmaker
I am Korean.
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BladeoftheImmortal
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I never got to, but boy did i want to
WordAssassin
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I've worked for Trader Joe's for over 7 years now and I've only had sex with one coworker, and it wasn't even until I transferred to a second store 6-years in! God dammit.
I have seen a shitload of my coworkers from my first store naked, though. Ah to be an art student looking for models for his portfolio.
I have seen a shitload of my coworkers from my first store naked, though. Ah to be an art student looking for models for his portfolio.
FreeMufasa
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Doing good there son. Enjoy it while you can though. When you find a job in IT, you'll be surrounded by dudes all day.
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
Damn, might have to get a job at one. Plenty of ok looking chicks work at them.
acheron_xl
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I worked in a grocery store for a couple years, but not for the grocery store. And it was 3rd shift, so there were no attractive ladies, just sex offenders and old people.
The Culture Vulture
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Did either of them look like Katie Holmes in Go?
RPGCrazied
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When I was much younger, the chain doesn't even exist anymore.
Expendable.
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Yeah, I worked at a grocery store for 3 years or so. It was my first job. Yes, this happens a lot.
Gotta do both.
RumblingRosco
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About a week after I turned 16, I worked as a bagger / cart pusher. Kept the job for about 10 months. It wasn't horrible, looking back, but not great either. I wasn't banging anyone back in those days, but I also didn't notice or hear about any such stuff going on between co-workers at an abnormal rate (compared to other places of work).
Barack Lesnar
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Questions for the OP:
1. What do you look like, got a pic? Just curious if you consider yourself a good looking guy
2. How attractive were the girls? Detailed response please
3. Did you use condoms? If not, where did you blow?
I'm unemployed and every time I go to the grocery stores they have some of the hottest young teen girls I've ever seen so I'm thinking maybe apply.
1. What do you look like, got a pic? Just curious if you consider yourself a good looking guy
2. How attractive were the girls? Detailed response please
3. Did you use condoms? If not, where did you blow?
I'm unemployed and every time I go to the grocery stores they have some of the hottest young teen girls I've ever seen so I'm thinking maybe apply.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
At this point I just don't care man. They're so hot it's like whatever, worth the risk.
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Deleted member 47027
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I worked and managed one for about seven years. Yes, there are people ready for sex there. Any time you cluster young people who don't give a fuck around, these things happen. I distanced myself from it as soon as I was starting to get older (i.e. older than 20) - and if you think there's a lot of sex at a grocery store, there's a lot more drugs than you probably know that is going on.
Grocery stores - the unknown party profession.
Grocery stores - the unknown party profession.
Grocery stores have the strangest mix of people I've ever worked with. From functioning alcoholics, to quiet office workers taking a second job to supplement their income. You get the whole range of workers. It's interesting, but I don't miss it.
freenudemacusers
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Paper bag on her head, plastic bag on your dick.
...I don't suppose you live in South NJ by any chance? I worked at a store years ago that had an eerily similar story.
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Deleted member 47027
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Sometimes I think I do, then I visit my old one and have flashbacks and almost choke the hell out of someone. For every good memory, there's 4 bad ones that you buried.
It really does bring you some wisdom about how the real world works, though. It's a good learning experience for teenagers. I watched optimism about people turn into jaded caution. That's just the way the world is.
Oh, I've got a brag story.
I go to inspect a clogged toilet in the women's restroom one day (I was prob. 15) and upon first glance all looked well, no overflowing of water or anything like that. So I start plunging, and plunging, and finally I see some white cloth begin to appear. I put on my gloves, rolled up my sleeves and reached into the toilet. I grabbed the object and began to pull it out - but as I pulled it out, poop began to fill the toilet bowl. I backed away in disgust, but I knew there was no going back. I summoned all the courage I could and reached back in that murky brown soup and grabbed the cloth again. I pulled it out and held it up over the toilet like a trophy - a pair of whitey tighties full of shit.
Some dude shit his pants and attempted to flush his soiled tighties down a toilet in the women's bathroom.
I go to inspect a clogged toilet in the women's restroom one day (I was prob. 15) and upon first glance all looked well, no overflowing of water or anything like that. So I start plunging, and plunging, and finally I see some white cloth begin to appear. I put on my gloves, rolled up my sleeves and reached into the toilet. I grabbed the object and began to pull it out - but as I pulled it out, poop began to fill the toilet bowl. I backed away in disgust, but I knew there was no going back. I summoned all the courage I could and reached back in that murky brown soup and grabbed the cloth again. I pulled it out and held it up over the toilet like a trophy - a pair of whitey tighties full of shit.
Some dude shit his pants and attempted to flush his soiled tighties down a toilet in the women's bathroom.
Yep. I never really understood just how dumb/short-tempered the general public are until I worked in retail as a teenager. All those votes for Tony Blair finally made sense.
NaturalHigh
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U have had sex with 2 women in 4 days? I have summarized this thread in artistic format in honor of you. Feel free to print and showcase.
Seriously tho, grats. I am also in IT. And ...
Seriously tho, grats. I am also in IT. And ...
this is my first post.
U have had sex with 2 women in 4 days? I have summarized this thread in artistic format in honor of you. Feel free to print and showcase.
Seriously tho, grats. I am also in IT. And ...this is my first post.
You'll fit right in.
Houston3000
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I worked in a grocery store... when I was 15 years old.
Most people who worked there besides the managers and some of the people in the deli were high school students.
Most people who worked there besides the managers and some of the people in the deli were high school students.
Angry Fork
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Is this a real thing when it comes to grocery stores? Or people working in sales? Can anyone who has worked in sales/retail at a clothing store for example confirm this?
If so... you already know.
freenudemacusers
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congrats on the sex
Angry Fork
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KO Traveling Hobo
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So which are you?
saltinekracka
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Not normal if you're a night stocker. It was me and like 3 other dudes from 10pm to 8am. All the girls' shifts ended as I was clocking in and didn't start again until I was clocking out. That was a horrible summer...
I worked at one for about 7 years going through school and it's definitely true. Mine was a large supermarket with hot 16-24 year old girls as cashiers, deli workers and produce handlers.
Every friday/saturday night we would hang out in the parking lot until all the girls were finished work then they'd go clubbing with us.
There was LOTS of sex, some drugs, sleazy sleazy girls, good girls and overall hilarious situations. Made great friends that I still hang out with now.
Ahhhhh.....the memories....
Every friday/saturday night we would hang out in the parking lot until all the girls were finished work then they'd go clubbing with us.
There was LOTS of sex, some drugs, sleazy sleazy girls, good girls and overall hilarious situations. Made great friends that I still hang out with now.
Ahhhhh.....the memories....
Barack Lesnar
Banned
Fuck this I'm applying to Wegman's tomorrow
Attackthebase
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Maybe I'll apply to a Publix during the summer now! Money and sex, doesn't sound like a big problem when I'll need to kill time before the semester starts back up.
I used to when I was 16 to 19. It was pretty cool, I guess I can also attests to most girls just wanting dick all the time, fun times tho. I remember some dude shitting on the floor of the toilet and picking it up to write his favorite football team on the wall. Manager went ballistic because of it, probably one of the best outbursts I remember from anyone ever
When I worked at a grocery store someone did this. Except he just left his soiled underwear on the floor of the stall. And his shit on all the walls of the stall.
That might be the worst hour of my life.
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