zesty said:
Psht... I showed everyone what's up when I created my own position in the store "Random Tasks" (named after the Austin Powers villian, favorite film at the time).
I'd just go around the store doing whatever the hell I felt needed to be done.
- Organize the stock room
- Refill the syrups
- Take out the trash
- Clean up the dining area
- Clean up the parking lot
- Do the dishes
After doing register
and grill for so long, you get so retardedly good at it that it's mindnumbing.
Favorite hazing technique is locking people in the meat freezer and shutting off the lights. You're 2 fridge rooms deep, so no one can hear you scream.
Favorite game to play was taking orders while doing anything else but register. I'd grab a spare headset and talk to the customer as they were giving their order while my friend (a girl) would type everything up on the computer. The best part would be when we got to the end of the order and I'd say "Your total comes to", and I'd click off. My friend would click on and say the price. Male voice turns to female voice...
I would take peoples order as I was walking by their car and all that fun stuff.
Was easily a great first job...because I made it one.
Last good story: Girl vomits in playhouse twisty slide. Coworker has to clean-up said vomit in twisty slide. Coworker loses footing and slides down vomity twisty slide. Coworker gets the rest of the day off.