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[Walshicus]

She looks like a Star Trek alien-of-the-week.

 

[Jasup]

She looks like a Star Trek alien-of-the-week.

Of course she doesn't, her forehead is (as far as I can tell) quite human.

 

[Game-Biz]

She's probably cool. She probably just really likes the guy, and not dumb enough to believe he would actually have sex with her. Shit she probably gives the guy whores. I'm assuming she doesn't want her money going to whoever it would be if she would die alone.



Or maybe they fuck like crazy all over the palace.

 

[Ferrio]

man, the sex must be like sticking your dick in a bag of sand.

It looks like you're peeling a grilled cheese sandwich apart.

 

[elsk]

she looks like a Locust.

 

[Aizu_Itsuko]

Her full name — take a deep breath — is Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva

Actually, it's even better:

María del Rosario Cayetana Paloma Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Fernanda Teresa Francisca de Paula Lourdes Antonia Josefa Fausta Rita Castor Dorotea Santa Esperanza Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva Falcó y Gurtubay.

And I still can't understand what she's saying half the time...

 

[Cosmic Dreams]

It looks like you're peeling a grilled cheese sandwich apart.

Damn you.

I'M EATING!

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

hahahah gawddam


Unrelenting GAF is the best GAF. Its not a pretty sight, once it gets started.

 

[bengraven]

"Why is this thread neces---"

"Oh"

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

"Why is this thread neces---"

"Oh"

Oh yeah, you see the title and go "who cares," but then your curiosity gets the best of you and you come in and see that picture. That's why.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Would.

Spoiler

Seriously.

 

[Famassu]

Edit: Gah, read it wrong. Ignore this.

 

[Aizu_Itsuko]

All the surgery on her face has made her aging look absolutely unnatural.

 

[Grinchy]

That is one of the ugliest humans I've ever seen.

 

[iirate]

I was hoping that the thread title meant that she had been married three times in this last year alone.

Still, I didn't leave disappointed.

 

[Jburton]

That is an ugly woman .......... and that dude could not be that desperate for the money.


Unbelievable!

 

[-MB-]

Someone should photoshop Robin Williams beard on her, it would def be a an improvement.

 

[sangreal]

Perfect

 

[Darth Pinche]

Perfect

Is it wrong that I just noticed that the monster (Dark Crystal, not the dutchcess) has nipples?

 

[NaM]

Is it wrong that I just noticed that the monster (Dark Crystal, not the dutchcess) has nipples?

lol

 

[kmfdmpig]

I love how she bothers with earrings.

I mean the whole package is:
Bony neck like a bird – check
Crazy white afro – check
Weird ass Michael Jackson nose – check
Sunken eyes like a mummy or alien – check
More wrinkles than a Costco container of raisins – check
Strange facial expression somewhere between constipation and concentration – check

But oh at least she has some nice earrings. That just completes the whole thing and saves everything.