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[weekend_warrior]

Did someone say short-shorts?

 

[speculawyer]

Above the knee is short shorts? Are you a Quaker or something?

This.

Below the knee? Aren't those 'Capri pants' or 'peddle-pushers' or 'clam-diggers' or some other name that will annoy you.

 

[Hieberrr]

SARCASM.

I wear 'short' shorts, aka these

They look like compression shorts

 

[Sealda]

this guy does

Am i horrible for thinking this is absolutely amazing? Like, Ronaldo, fuck yeah, what a boss. I mean, what man would actually wear anything like that, without feeling embarassed. I just find it amazing and go C.R.

I mean, the guy is literally picking up ice in this

You gotta give him props for not giving a single fuck how "unmanly" he looks.

 

[neojubei]

SARCASM.

I wear 'short' shorts, aka these

I was thinking more like this short

 

[freenudemacusers]

Ronaldos shoes are wack tho

 

[Levyne]

Anything above the knees is short?

Just above or at the knee is my preference, but I wear pants 90% of the time

 

[The Mana Legend]

I have to wear long shorts because my johnson is so

Spoiler

less than

big.

 

[Beaulieu]

man what the fuck you never go above the knee

 

[Alucrid]

man what the fuck you never go above the knee

yeah wilt chamberlain is such an idiot

 

[RebornYeti]

I'd probably only go about 2 inches above the knee. I don't think anyone would like to see them go any higher on me.

 

[Rentahamster]

Short shorts are above the knee, but above the knee doesn't necessarily mean short shorts.

 

[freenudemacusers]

man what the fuck you never go above the knee

Covered knee = bobby hill

 

[Trickster]

Use shorts like Zyzz if you're gonna do it.

 

[Noirulus]

Am i horrible for thinking this is absolutely amazing? Like, Ronaldo, fuck yeah, what a boss. I mean, what man would actually wear anything like that, without feeling embarassed. I just find it amazing and go C.R.

I mean, the guy is literally picking up ice in this

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/spoiler-ronaldo-pants-one.jpg

You gotta give him props for not giving a single fuck how "unmanly" he looks.

I just find it funny that if you don't know the guy, a quick look at this picture and most people would assume he's some jersey shore douchebag that parties every day of the week.

But this guy is one of the hardest working athletes in the world, doesn't drink alcohol, a very nice person, etc.

 

[lush]

Covered knee = bobby hill

Bobby Hill is all swag/one fierce motherfucker.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I just find it funny that if you don't know the guy, a quick look at this picture and most people would assume he's some jersey shore douchebag that parties every day of the week.

But this guy is one of the hardest working athletes in the world, doesn't drink alcohol, a very nice person, etc.

Well dsquared is fairly douchey

 

[Alucrid]

I just find it funny that if you don't know the guy, a quick look at this picture and most people would assume he's some jersey shore douchebag that parties every day of the week.

But this guy is one of the hardest working athletes in the world, doesn't drink alcohol, a very nice person, etc.

I would think he didn't want to get dressed to get ice, but it's not like he's a tub of lard so I wouldn't really care.

 

[tmarques]

Above the knee is short shorts? Are you a Quaker or something?

Yeah, I kind of clicked on this thread expecting to see men showing half of their asses.

Disappointed.

 

[lush]

Yeah, I kind of clicked on this thread expecting to see men showing half of their asses.

Disappointed.

I personally feel that the board is ready for a reboot of the ass thread.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

i wont wear no short shorts

 

[Sealda]

Wearing a flower behind his ear, dressing up in Miami Vice colors and the opposite of the macho man ideal, and not giving a fuck about it.

Its few american athletes who would do this photo shoot, they all too scared of their masculinity.

 

[maxxpower]

I lover wearing short Maradona soccer shorts, and I hate shorts that go below the knee.

 

[Cudder]

I'd probably only go about 2 inches above the knee. I don't think anyone would like to see them go any higher on me.

me neither, i mean my dick head would be peeking out the bottom if i did.

 

[Hours Left]

Use shorts like Zyzz if you're gonna do it.

This is a fashion trend I can get behind.

 

[Timedog]

Of course I'm going to show off these damn legs.

I'm sexy and I know it.

 

[Dany]

nvm.

 

[harriet the spy]

This is a fashion trend I can get behind.

an avatar quote has never been more appropriate.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

If you've got the legs for it.

 

[freshair]

Hell yeah. Been rocking it since '09

So breezy and none of that loose fabric scrunching when you're walking.

summer uniform. my swim trunks are even shorter.

 

[Esiquio]

That super-long shorts crazy of Junior High and High School was retarded. I used to care, but it's been almost a decade since HS and I have had just normal shorts for a long time. As I've been working out a lot more and swimming the last couple of years, I have absolutely no shame with my short swim shorts and above-the-knee shorts.

 

[Hours Left]

an avatar quote has never been more appropriate.

Cervantes knows how to flaunt it.

 

[.GqueB.]

I'm not even reading this thread. Shorts are NEVER in for men.

 

[neojubei]

This thread makes me hate my body even more

 

[CliqWriter]

SARCASM.

I wear 'short' shorts, aka these

Just a little longer and those are perfect.

 

[FStop7]

Its few american athletes who would do this photo shoot, they all too scared of their masculinity.

I dunno about that, I think it's more like there are few American magazine editors who would put that photo on the cover for fear of driving off an audience largely comprised of insecure manboys.

 

[ajim]

Hell yeah. Been rocking it since '09

So breezy and none of that loose fabric scrunching when you're walking.

summer uniform. my swim trunks are even shorter.

These are not short at all? Also very daggy looking.

 

[Vermillion]

Of course I'm going to show off these damn legs.

I'm sexy and I know it.

Which is interesting, because you look like Red Foo.

 

[Seanspeed]

Its few american athletes who would do this photo shoot, they all too scared of their masculinity.

Haha. Yea, I know a lot of Europeans like to think this, but I assure you that most all these big, NFL, alpha-types are far from insecure about their masculinity.

I think some people forget that its ok to want to look masculine, too. Personally, I find it the best look and most girls seem to agree. You dont need to wear short shorts and put flowers behind your ear to prove you're secure with your masculinity. I mean, if thats your style and what you like, then go for it, but just because others aren't doing it doesn't mean they aren't secure.

 

[btkadams]

i am very down with this.

 

[Timedog]

If you've got the legs for it.

That looks gross.

Which is interesting, because you look like Red Foo.

Thatsthejoke.gif

 

[Chris R]

Wait, above the knee is considered short now?

 

[bryehn]

I'm over 6'5'' and weigh 175 pounds. My legs have the length to width ratio of a spider's.

That said, my shorts have always gone above my knee out of necessity.

Someone get this guy a sandwich, holy shit.

 

[sixteen-bit]

this guy does

Is the band-aid a result of him shaving?

 

[Devolution]

Did someone say short-shorts?

Welp time to fap.

 

[Machine]

Bringing back that old-school NBA style!

 

[Vermillion]

Thatsthejoke.gif

You might have noticed, but I'm pretty bad at getting jokes on the internet.

 

[Etrian Oddity]

Anything less than a 7" inseam or longer than a 11" inseam is a catastrophe.

 

[Timedog]

I'm over 6'5'' and weigh 175 pounds. My legs have the length to width ratio of a spider's.

That said, my shorts have always gone above my knee out of necessity.

I'm 6'5.5" and I've had plenty of shorts that went below the knee.

 

[btkadams]

Did someone say short-shorts?

i actually would love this outfit (minus the thongs/sandals).