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[pel1300]

I just watched this hilarious 7 part review of a guy dissecting The Phantom Menace and meticulously explaining why it's "the most disappointing thing since [his] son".

anyway...he makes a couple jokes about those pizza rolls...I've seen them in stores before. Are they good?

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Nah, they suck

 

[Solo]

pel1300
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Mission accomplished

 

[Aesius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

This guy certainly thinks so.

 

[vatstep]

I remember being really excited to try these things when I was a kid... I thought they were revolting.

 

[DMczaf]

Those damn commercials got me to try them one time

They suck. Suck hardcore.

 

[RiskyChris]

They're one of the tastiest pizza-likes out there.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

I just watched this hilarious 7 part review of a guy dissecting The Phantom Menace and meticulously explaining why it's "the most disappointing thing since [his] son".

anyway...he makes a couple jokes about those pizza rolls...I've seen them in stores before. Are they good?

You sat through that whole preview... I couldn't stand it past part 1.
Anyway, I think they're pretty good. Good enough to smash my hand through a wall to grab a few or wake up my mom screaming, "Totino's Pizza Rolls!"

 

[KHarvey16]

You sat through that whole preview... I couldn't stand it past part 1.

Are you kidding? Watch the rest of it right now and you can thank me when you're done.

Oh also, pizza rolls. Throw them in the oven so they are crispy. It's not the greatest snack or anything but for the effort you put in they're not the worst thing ever.

 

[DoomGyver]

Not good at all.

 

[Ferrio]

Wow there's people that hate pizza rolls?

They're a great pizza topping

 

[Davey Cakes]

They're decent for a quick snack, but nothing more.

 

[Buckethead]

Let's put it this way, they aren't bagel bites.

Spoiler

E-Mail me if you want a pizza roll

 

[DogWelder]

Wow there's people that hate pizza rolls?

They're a great pizza topping

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:lol

 

[UFRA]

They're rubbish.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Amy's makes "gourmet" pizza rolls.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Are you kidding? Watch the rest of it right now and you can thank me when you're done.

NEVER!
I'd rather eat Totino's Pizza Rolls.

 

[BobJustBob]

Food of the gods.

 

[Rorschach]

Wow there's people that hate pizza rolls?

They're a great pizza topping

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[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/30vbzhf.jpg

I'm glad Jim Gaffigan isn't alive to see this.

 

[parrotbeak]

I love junk food and I think they suck.

 

[DarthWoo]

Wow there's people that hate pizza rolls?

They're a great pizza topping

http://n1nj4.net/~ferrio/random/pizza/recursivepizza7.jpg
http://n1nj4.net/~ferrio/random/pizza/recursivepizza9.jpg

I actually made one of these with my friends just this past Friday. Sadly, it wasn't as big a hit as I thought it would be. Only me and one other person went back for seconds. Maybe I should have actually gone for a thin crust pizza like the one in the pictures used instead of going for a cheaper regular. Too much dough.

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

Good stuff.

 

[KHarvey16]

NEVER!
I'd rather eat Totino's Pizza Rolls.

No but really, it's seriously good. Like if other people's reviews are Totino's pizza rolls, that one is a much bigger pizza roll with only the finest ingredients. And a funny fortune inside.

 

[Luixfern]

No way. For some mysterious reason they are sour.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

No but really, it's seriously good. Like if other people's reviews are Totino's pizza rolls, that one is a much bigger pizza roll with only the finest ingredients. And a funny fortune inside.

I don't believe you, not if your tag is anything to go by.
Plus, the urge to even attempt has long gone by since my friends quote the fucking review non-stop.

 

[Wanace]

Greasy, cheesy goodness inside a cardboardy dough.

They are only delicious if you bake them in the oven, no lie. Microwaving them is blasphemy. I haven't eaten one in 3 years though, so maybe they've gone downhill due to the economic crisis.

 

[Ferrio]

They are only delicious if you bake them in the oven, no lie.

Lies, they are even more delicious if you deep fry them.

 

[OJdaKiller]

Honestly, does Totino's make anything "good"?

But shit, buy a bag and find out. They're like 3 or 4 bucks.

 

[KHarvey16]

I don't believe you, not if your tag is anything to go by.
Plus, the urge to even attempt has long gone by since my friends quote the fucking review non-stop.

Dig up the thread here on gaf. In all seriousness it's an excellent, thoughtful look at the movie.

They are only delicious if you bake them in the oven, no lie.

Exactly! They cannot be microwaved.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

They're like $3. Just fucking buy some.

 

[Branduil]

Bagel Bites>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pizza Rolls

 

[Phobophile]

HEY IS WONDER BREAD GOOD?

Never had it.

 

[Zod the Bear]

I found some deal at my local supermarket for a dollar a box or something, so tried them out.

As long as you're hardly paying for them, they're...reasonable. Otherwise you can get better snacks for the price.

 

[Treb]

Definitely when you got nothing else to snack on.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Lies, they are even more delicious if you deep fry them.

God, that sounds awesome... I'ma try that now.

 

[GDGF]

They're good with beer.

 

[Flunkie]

Bagel Bites>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pizza Rolls

THIS.

But Totino's Pizza Rolls are still very good.

 

[The_Inquisitor]

I'm on the bagel bites > pizza rolls bandwagon. But yeah things are much better in oven/stove than microwave.

 

[seat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

This guy certainly thinks so.

I gotta admire a guy who just doesn't give a fuck.

 

[Giolon]

They're like $3. Just fucking buy some.

This. Plus I'm going to have to agree with the bagel bites crowd. Been eating those since I was like 10.

 

[Nose Master]

They're allright. Made in an oven, they're a decent snack.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

I'm on the bagel bites > pizza rolls bandwagon. But yeah things are much better in oven/stove than microwave.

Isn't it always?
oven/stove<microwave

 

[blahness]

they are best when eaten immediately out of the oven/microwave

 

[Kibbles]

If you make them well in an oven they are good. Pepperoni ftw. It can be bad if you do it wrong or make them in a microwave. Totino's Pizzas on the other hand, are terrible. Palermo's PrimoThin Pepperoni (haven't had their larger crust yet) pizza is godly.

 

[Valkyr Junkie]

They're delicious, but about the unhealthiest piece of processed junk you can stick down your gullet.

 

[Spider from Mars]

I love them.

 

[Eggo]

We had an after party at a friend's house after closing out a bar at 2am. Someone decided to make a bowl full of pizza rolls (like 40 of them) and it was literally devoured in 3 mins. Some poor girl went to the bathroom and when she came back they were all gone, to her disappointment. They are great as a late-night snack.

 

[xelios]

I eat them every once in a while. They're good baked & then dipped in a little sour cream.

 

[MThanded]

joke post

 

[DogWelder]

Isn't it always?
oven/stove<microwave

You're not good at inequalities.