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That is one hell of a Gif...

 

[Vyrance]

fruit roll ups

 

[Tesseract]

um u guiles reelaze yolo right? eat up!

 

[Otnopolit]

I break the rules and nuke them, screw waiting for them to thaw!

Also, never rely on nuking the grilled cheese ones with the sleeves straight from the freezer. They are impossible to cook right D:

 

[maxxpower]

um u guiles reelaze yolo right? eat up!

I yolo once a week. I only eat a cheat meal a week so I eat as many marshmallow pies as I can to make it count.

 

[Tesseract]

I yolo once a week. I only eat a cheat meal a week so I eat as many marshmallow pies as I can to make it count.

hell yeah dewd i needs to get some marshmallow pies fuck these mophuxos right check it:

 

[Concept17]

Creamy for life, crunchy seems like I'm eating bugs with my peanut butter.

Pretty much the perfect description for crunchy. Disgusting.

 

[bobbytkc]

i eat like 19 / week! yeargh!

*rightclicks. Save*

 

[brianjones]

crunchy is obviously better why else would we put lettuce on sandwiches and burgers

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

I have a serious question. Are these any good?
I see so many different foods that I want to try when I'm stocking shelves, but I never get around to trying them.

 

[Link Man]

Screw jelly/jam, it's just sugar with no nutritional value. Peanut butter bread and fresh fruit is a much better combination.

 

[Natetan]

That looks disgusting

 

[TylerD]

They are good but you could make your own and destroy Uncrustables.

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Any bread you want AND

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I'm sure you can freeze them too.

 

[livestOne]

they're inferior in every way and more expensive than making your own pb&j I just.. I don't get it man

 

[Why would you do that?]

Schools in NYC give those (actually slightly larger, square versions of those) for lunch sometimes.

They're really good, simply because they're really soft. I wouldn't buy them on my own, though. Plus, they mess up the PB&J proportions.

 

[shinobi602]

That looks disgusting

Hyperbole? It's peanut butter+Smuckers jelly inside of bread. How is that disgusting?

 

[XiaNaphryz]

You just need to show the peanut butter and honey one to complete the trifecta. ;P

 

[Log4Girlz]

Hyperbole? It's peanut butter+Smuckers jelly inside of bread. How is that disgusting?

Type the ingredient list. What are the top 5 ingredients?

 

[SystemShock2]

Oh man this hospital I used to work at had those and I would pop em in the micro. Shit was dank.

 

[Ryaaan14]

They are good but you could make your own and destroy Uncrustables.



I'm sure you can freeze them too.

Anyone who has owned one of those uncrusting devices knows it never ends well.

 

[shinobi602]

Type the ingredient list. What are the top 5 ingredients?

It's broken into 3 sections for bread, peanut butter and jelly and they list most of the same crap if you bought them separately. This isn't meant to be a vegan's healthy snack here.

 

[livestOne]

Hyperbole? It's peanut butter+Smuckers jelly inside of bread. How is that disgusting?

lowest quality peanut butter with lowest quality jelly inside pale low quality bread.. which is then frozen and then thawed. yum

 

[Log4Girlz]

It's broken into 3 sections for bread, peanut butter and jelly and they list most of the same crap if you bought them separately. This isn't meant to be a vegan's healthy snack here.

Are any of the ingredients high fructose corn syrup?

 

[TylerD]

Anyone who has owned one of those uncrusting devices knows it never ends well.

My mother had that one from Pampered Chef and it worked well enough. There are others though.

Are any of the ingredients high fructose corn syrup?

In the bread and jelly.

 

[shinobi602]

Are any of the ingredients high fructose corn syrup?

Obviously in the jelly, exactly how it would be in the jar.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Obviously in the jelly, exactly how it would be in the jar.

The jar I keep in the freezer right?

 

[Ryaaan14]

My mother had that one from Pampered Chef and it worked well enough. There are others though.

My family had the same one. It would rip the top open if your bread wasn't as fresh as possible. And if by some miracle it was, the peanut butter to jelly ratio was never as perfect as Uncrustables.

 

[shinobi602]

lowest quality peanut butter with lowest quality jelly inside pale low quality bread.. which is then frozen and then thawed. yum

I'm guessing you pay top dollar for all your foods? The peanut butter tastes fine, Smuckers jelly is awesome, and bread is bread. I buy the cheapest bread when I shop for it, tastes the same.

 

[MormaPope]

Type the ingredient list. What are the top 5 ingredients?

Love, goodness, justice, mercy and pride.

 

[hateradio]

They are good but you could make your own and destroy Uncrustables.


I'm sure you can freeze them too.

So fancy, but I like crusts.

 

[BoosterDuck]

If you're supposed to keep them frozen then how are you supposed to eat them when you get hungry right away?

 

[Trancetronic]

Zebra Cakes

I saw this and immediately thought of Gofer Cakes (although they weren't real)

 

[shinobi602]

The jar I keep in the freezer right?

The jar I keep in my fridge, yes.

 

[MormaPope]

Uncrustables are better frozen than thawed, jelly is semi solid/jellified and the peanut butter is crunchy.

 

[kitschykitty]

haha I was part of market research for these things YEARS ago, they gave my family 2 boxes of PB&J and Grilled Cheese and then I had to write down my opinion on them.

 

[TylerD]

My family had the same one. It would rip the top open if your bread wasn't as fresh as possible. And if by some miracle it was, the peanut butter to jelly ratio was never as perfect as Uncrustables.

Your avatar is dangerous. Mmm Chanel.

Yeah you can't get the ratio perfect.

 

[noquarter]

Yes they are. When they first came out I thought as a society we had hit rock bottom, don't evn have time to make PB&J for our kids anymore? Than I had one. Life changing.

The,best ones are the Raspberry on wheat or Strawberry on wheat, then the Strawberry the, Grape.

Uncrustables are better frozen than thawed, jelly is semi solid/jellified and the peanut butter is crunchy.

Can't agree with this. I actually like mine past thawed and at room temperature. That is when they are best. Let them sit for an hour or so then enjoy.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Your avatar is dangerous. Mmm Chanel.

Yeah you can't get the ratio perfect.

I see a lot of avatars that I know are dangerous if looked up.

 

[Fracas]

I've never had a hot PB&J sandwich. Think I'll try it tomorrow.

 

[-CRASH-]

nah man.... nah

get a tostada and pour some tapatio on it. then spread it with your finger.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

You know what else is good? Peanut Butter and Pickles on Toast
Gotta get one of those bread cutters and try that in Uncrustables form.

 

[Sibylus]

What the hell OP, the crusts are the only worthwhile thing in white bread to begin with. The rest is just toothgoop.

 

[MIMIC]

i eat like 19 / week! yeargh!

lol, 4mb

 

[TylerD]

Let me introduce you all to Chef John and Foodwishes.com if you don't know him yet.

Fried PB&J pinchy pies

http://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2011/07/fried-peanut-butter-jelly-pinchy-pies.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=noCsjgIhYCY

 

[-tetsuo-]

They are good but you could make your own and destroy Uncrustables.



I'm sure you can freeze them too.

Yes

Let me introduce you all to Chef John and Foodwishes.com if you don't know him yet.

Fried PB&J pinchy pies

http://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2011/07/fried-peanut-butter-jelly-pinchy-pies.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=noCsjgIhYCY

Lawd Jesus my diet isn't safe.

 

[Noema]

lol, 4mb

And every single bit is worth it.

 

[Persona7]

Those are incredibly delicious. I get a box at costco every now and then.

 

[Giolon]

I'm guessing you pay top dollar for all your foods? The peanut butter tastes fine, Smuckers jelly is awesome, and bread is bread. I buy the cheapest bread when I shop for it, tastes the same.

All this tells me is that you sir have not had the right bread.

Anyway, smooth peanut butter for sandwiches, crunchy for things like apples or celery.

 

[ShironRedshift]

So much truth, OP. PB&J, without the mess of the jelly leaking out and getting everywhere? Sold~

 

[Illithid Dude]

YES! I eat like four a day. It's terrible. And Frozen Uncrustable is Best Uncrustable.