• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

Are you a sleep creep?

Status
Not open for further replies.
I have after a long night of drinking. She usually liked morning sex more than night, so when she woke up during it she was all for it.

Then I locked her cage and went to work.
 
Anerythristic said:
How do you stay asleep while someone is fuckin' or suckin?!:lol

I would wake up as soon as she put her hand on my member.
Click to expand...
No... it's more like a pleasant surprise. You slowly come awake wondering what's going on and it hits you and you smile because it's awesome.
 
Is this like the anal sex thread where guys just accidently stick it in or are your women constantly moist and aroused sleeping next to you?
 
VelvetMouth said:
Or somebody watches Brokeback Mountain a little too much.
Click to expand...

Brokeback used that trick because it works. I spit before entering regardless of how moist and ready she is. It's the only way unless you want spend 30+ seconds trying to ease it in using only her natural lube.
 
SpacLock said:
Brokeback used that trick because it works. I spit before entering regardless of how moist and ready she is. It's the only way unless you want spend 30+ seconds trying to ease it in using only her natural lube.
Click to expand...

Yeah who would spend a bit of time getting a woman properly aroused when you can just act like a dirty trucker and spit on yourself.
 
I don't think an oral wakeup is wrong. But actual penatration while one person is unconscious seems weird and not cool to me. I'd rather just wake her up with oral, which gets her primed anyway, then the other happens when she wakes up from it.
 
Sometimes you can be properly aroused without being very wet.. I'm generally get pretty wet myself but sometimes during sessions, I dry up a little I guess would be the word? My last BF would just do the spit method as well, he also did it for masturbation.
 
Koshiba said:
Sometimes you can be properly aroused without being very wet.. I'm generally get pretty wet myself but sometimes during sessions, I dry up a little I guess would be the word? My last BF would just do the spit method as well, he also did it for masturbation.
Click to expand...

I must be a sex snob if a guy having to spit on you or himself to have sex is so common.
 
VelvetMouth said:
Yeah who would spend a bit of time getting a woman properly aroused when you can just act like a dirty trucker and spit on yourself.
Click to expand...

Unless you're talking about adding lube to the equation, forcing your dry penis into a vagina isn't exactly what the average woman wants.
 
oh god I wish I had the gif of pete from 30 rock having sex with his sleeping wife :lol
 
VelvetMouth said:
Like I said, don't need to because the guys I've been with seem to know what they're doing.
Click to expand...

for me, it's never been for lube

it's just dirty

which is a good thing
 
I've been forced awake by an ex-girlfriend who had already been touching me down there, and demanded sex.

She even mused later about how I could never do that. It would be certain rape.

She told me that you can't rape the willing: meaning men. Even if I did object, few would take my rape claim seriously. She was right.

Double standard I guess.
 
CaptYamato said:
You've never had sex so long that it dries out.
Click to expand...

Not really because after foreplay the penetration part doesn't last too long. I'm not one of the mystical 20% of women who claim they can have an orgasm through penetration only. I need other stimulation.
 
VelvetMouth said:
Not really because after foreplay the penetration part doesn't last too long. I'm not one of the mystical 30% of women who claim they can have an orgasm through penetration only. I need other stimulation.
Click to expand...

I don't really get pleasure from the penetration alone. But the act of sex in general/etc what's involved/is a big turn on to me and I also get other mental/emotional stimulation from it.
 
if gaf-man needed any other convincing, the proof is right there

always, always, always mind the clit

always
 
We have an agreement that sleeping creeping is perfectly fine. Sometimes she specifically asks for it... then forgets, which makes things kind of interesting.
On a side note, we've been married for 10 years and just 2 months ago she realized I used the spit method. It not really spitting, but putting spit on my fingertips and transferring it to where its needed. Her mind was blown when she realized I've been doing it for a decade.:lol

Do you people asking questions about lubrication not keep a bottle of something on the nightstand?
 
Arcane Hayter said:
We have an agreement that sleeping creeping is perfectly fine. Sometimes she specifically asks for it... then forgets, which makes things kind of interesting.
On a side note, we've been married for 10 years and just 2 months ago she realized I used the spit method. It not really spitting, but putting spit on my fingertips and transferring it to where its needed. Her mind was blown when she realized I've been doing it for a decade.:lol

Do you people asking questions about lubrication not keep a bottle of something on the nightstand?
Click to expand...


Yeah, that's what my last BF did. He wasn't directly spitting on me. :lol
 
Arcane Hayter said:
We have an agreement that sleeping creeping is perfectly fine. Sometimes she specifically asks for it... then forgets, which makes things kind of interesting.
On a side note, we've been married for 10 years and just 2 months ago she realized I used the spit method. It not really spitting, but putting spit on my fingertips and transferring it to where its needed. Her mind was blown when she realized I've been doing it for a decade.:lol?
Click to expand...
WTF? That's a really odd thing to not notice once or twice, let alone after 10 years :lol
 
Koshiba said:
I don't really get pleasure from the penetration alone. But the act of sex in general/etc what's involved/is a big turn on to me and I also get other mental/emotional stimulation from it.
Click to expand...

To me there is lots of pleasure in penetration but the big myth that women can orgasm through penetration is just what kills sex for so many women. Porn doesn't really help when men see women crying out like rabid banshees and they think that penetration is actually leading to orgasm. Women don't really help themselves by pretending to orgasm but a lot of them think they're broken because they're not orgasming the way it's shown in movies or on tv.
 
VelvetMouth said:
To me there is lots of pleasure in penetration but the big myth that women can orgasm through penetration is just what kills sex for so many women. Porn doesn't really help when men see women crying out like rabid banshees and they think that penetration is actually leading to orgasm. Women don't really help themselves by pretending to orgasm but a lot of them think they're broken because they're not orgasming the way it's shown in movies or on tv.
Click to expand...
I must have had really communicative girlfriends... because I thought the myth of orgasm through penetration was something men only thought decades ago... not today.
 
VelvetMouth said:
To me there is lots of pleasure in penetration but the big myth that women can orgasm through penetration is just what kills sex for so many women. Porn doesn't really help when men see women crying out like rabid banshees and they think that penetration is actually leading to orgasm. Women don't really help themselves by pretending to orgasm but a lot of them think they're broken because they're not orgasming the way it's shown in movies or on tv.
Click to expand...

I don't actually get much of any pleasure from penetration. Pretty much all my pleasure comes from the clit. But nah, I have a lot of fun from both foreplay, intercourse, long sessions, quick sessions, whatever. I'm not really bothered by my last BF using spit to lube it up a bit sometimes. Much better than a previous ex who seemed to enjoy shoving it in dry. :lol
 
BocoDragon said:
I've been forced awake by an ex-girlfriend who had already been touching me down there, and demanded sex.

She even mused later about how I could never do that. It would be certain rape.

She told me that you can't rape the willing: meaning men. Even if I did object, few would take my rape claim seriously. She was right.

Double standard I guess.
Click to expand...

She sounds crazy.
 
VelvetMouth said:
I must be a sex snob if a guy having to spit on you or himself to have sex is so common.
Click to expand...
BTW consider yourself lucky on this. I've been with different girls and some were like slip and slides and some were just not.. my skill in getting them ready wasn't as big of a difference as much as how naturally different they were down there...
 
BocoDragon said:
I must have had really communicative girlfriends... because I thought the myth of orgasm through penetration was something men only thought decades ago... not today.
Click to expand...

Do you read the internet where the average penis is 7 inches, you can just slip it in for some anal sex and the countless other posts about banging her to orgasm?
 
samus i am said:
She sounds crazy.
Click to expand...
Yup. She was a freak. As a guy, this was only a good thing.

VelvetMouth said:
Do you read the internet where the average penis is 7 inches, you can just slip it in for some anal sex and the countless other posts about banging her to orgasm?
Click to expand...
Most of the internet are lying virgins talking out of their ass. :lol
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

What is the weirdest/creepiest thing you've seen while you had sleep paralysis?
2
63
766
IntentionalPun replied
  • Poll
What Generation Are You?
2
80
530
Avid Reading Horse replied
What is the weirdest/creepiest thing you've seen while you had sleep paralysis?
2
72
2K
Xeela_sunston replied
Which country are you from?
Social  2 3
120
744
Forsete replied
2026 Reminder - Don’t just work and sleep, find and act on your passion
2
51
735
Toons replied
Top Bottom