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[Grobda]

Word to the wise. DO NOT wait till you are 18 to masturbate for the first time. thats what I did and OMG I did it and I loved it amd was like "WHY DID I WAIT ALL THESE YEARS!" Now I have to masturbate at least once a day.

lol

 

[Pimpbaa]

I only got a 47. This quiz kinda sucks, it's totally geared towards hardcore porn. I'm a soft core porn addict (I have gigabytes of softcore playboy type nudes). Also:

Have you ever purchased pornography at an adult store?
If yes, add 3 points

Have you ever used one of the viewing rooms at an adult store?
If yes, add 5 points

Have you ever purchased pornographic material at a convenience or book store chain?
If yes, add 10 points

Why is buying porn a convenience or book store worth more porns than buying at an adult store and going to viewing rooms?

 

[Redd]

Wow i'm only a 19. Most of it was the fantasy about a porn star that added 10, and three 3's woot.

 

[bggrthnjsus]

76, though some of that is debatable down to like a 60.

pfft i can quit watching anytime i want





...*masturbates*

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

arnold got peter north'd:

:lol ohh shit

 

[OliveJuice]

17.

 

[perryfarrell]

99

 

[Region-FreeWii]

I asked my cousin once if we could make a porn movie together, she just laughed at me, but i was being serious. :lol

 

[Cosmic Bus]

I got a 6.

 

[_Rafa_]

65, respectable

 

[Koshiba]

There should be more questions on there like.. Have you stolen a porn? or have you actually made a porn? etc. :lol

 

[castle007]

I asked my cousin once if we could make a porn movie together, she just laughed at me, but i was being serious. :lol

+30 points for asking here.

+10 for being serious.

 

[castle007]

was the OP banned because of the link he posted??

 

[perfectchaos007]

was the OP banned because of the link he posted??

I think it was because he used Porn in the topic title.

 

[Calcaneus]

32, I watch porn all the time and I got a 32.:lol

 

[mikeybwright]

it's illegal?

Yes bestiality is illegal...man that site is fucked up i shoulda never typed it in to see if it was real...shoulda just realized this was gaf....believe.

 

[dankir]

68.

But I didn't buy any porn magazines at convenience stores when I was younger. I would steal em! Got caught once too! They wanted to call my parents but I gave them some random phone number. Never stole porn again and then I discovered the internet!

 

[tsp_gatmog]

cheggit

out

 

[perfectchaos007]

whats's a cheggit? Urban dictionary just said cheggit as in "cheggit out"

EDIT: LoL I'm dumb

 

[Doodlebug]

11

 

[ForzaItalia]

I'd rather surf for porn than read those questions...

 

[Tristam]

This test must be broken. I scored an 11. I should probably be closer to Congressman level.

 

[Skiptastic]

99

My score. If I had been in a serious relationship that lasted more than two weekends, I probably would have done the gf ones and broken the hundo. But sadly, I remain 99.

 

[GSG Flash]

3

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

15, not bad

but i did just delete my porn directory, that had some Nationality sub folders.

i usually build up a huge folder(s) and then tell myself im going to quit and then delete it...this happens alot :lol

 

[JRPereira]

61.

I thought I'd score higher on the freak-o-meter, but there aren't enough questions and they aren't too varied either.

 

[OliveJuice]

whats's a cheggit? Urban dictionary just said cheggit as in "cheggit out"

EDIT: LoL I'm dumb

:lol :lol

 

[Red Scarlet]

Whoa, I got 8 points. Thought it would be higher.

 

[Economan]

40. Would have been 30 if I didn't know who peter north was...

 

[zon]

Yes bestiality is illegal...man that site is fucked up i shoulda never typed it in to see if it was real...shoulda just realized this was gaf....believe.

The legality of it varies from country to country, in Spain there's a rack with beastiality in every damn shop at the locations where tourists go. The bastards had it everywhere too, when I go to Spain I don't want to see movie covers where girls stuff eels up their vagina damnit

 

[Saoh]

21. a lot of those Q's don't apply to me.

 

[Matt_C]

"Do you ever walk in and find your husband quickly zippin' up his pants? Does you husband suffer from chapped d*ck? Then he may be addicted to porno. Mine was, and he left me to go be number seventy-three in The World's Biggest Gangbang. Did you know that one out of three marriages are ruined by excessive porno? Mine was. I mean I like sex, but I'm nooo match for Janet Jackson. If you think you husband has a porno habit, help that nasty bastard before it goes too far. The early warning signs are there. Ask him to do a self-exam."

"Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but double anal penatration is just not my cup of tea. So if you think your husband is addicted to porno, please call 1-800-I-C-YO-ASS today!"

 

[Aeon712]

16, guess I fail at Porn

 

[karasu]

I haven't looked at porn since I was 14. I never liked it.

 

[GoutPatrol]

78.

 

[HolyStar]

I only got a 31, but I still say I like it way too much.

 

[Ether_Snake]

37- Minimum requirement to be a congressman.

I win!

 

[Parallax Scroll]

39. Time to run for congress.

 

[Flakster99]

112

Doc, It Hurts All Over
A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts."
The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You're a natural blonde, aren't you?"
The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."

 

[Twilight Princess]

3

 

[Replicant]

63

 

[Foreign Jackass]

I haven't looked at porn since I was 14. I never liked it.

You like your fat guys jiggly. Have you tried gay porn?

 

[el jacko]

Why is buying porn a convenience or book store worth more porns than buying at an adult store and going to viewing rooms?

You know how at the airport, in those magazine shops, they sell porn? Imagine the type of person who'd actually need to buy a magazine there, right as he's about to get onto an airplane.

That kind of person needs professional help.