The only way to salvage this series is to make it as crass and absurd as possible, but they seem to be going in the opposite direction. No one cares about what EA has to say about the horrible things happening in Mexico, but they might like it if Alpha and Bravo do sweet air guitars after Salem heroically sacrifices himself to stop the Ultra Sharkasaurus Wreckz threatening Neo Spacetropolis.
Why all the sarcasm? Are you actually interested in the game and just being cute, or is someone holding a gun to your head and forcing you to post new info on a game you don't care about?
I was willing to humor the game, which is why I went and looked for information, but this sounds discouraging.
If they want to blow me away I'll be watching GamesCom, but as of right now I'm confused as to the selling point over every other co-op shooter out at the same time.
The only way to salvage this series is to make it as crass and absurd as possible, but they seem to be going in the opposite direction. No one cares about what EA has to say about the horrible things happening in Mexico, but they might like it if Alpha and Bravo do sweet air guitars after Salem heroically sacrifices himself to stop the Ultra Sharkasaurus Wreckz threatening Neo Spacetropolis.
I was willing to humor the game, which is why I went and looked for information, but this sounds discouraging.
If they want to blow me away I'll be watching GamesCom, but as of right now I'm confused as to the selling point over every other co-op shooter out at the same time.